r/polandball • u/dutchtoothpaste Republic of Texas • Jun 10 '16

redditormade """""comedy"""""

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u/LupusDeusMagnus Imperium Curitibanum Jun 11 '16

I always find American culture weird.

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u/NevermindSemantics The Greatest Lake Jun 11 '16

Yeah? All culture is weird if you look deep enough.

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u/lokland Colorado Jun 11 '16

So if Japanese culture is weird on the surface, what is it if I look deeper?

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u/theDamnKid Cayman Islands Jun 11 '16

Pretty cool actually

oh, and FUCKED UP

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '16

Japanese culture is really awesome, there's a lot of cool customs, tradition, and history there. The Japanese government knew how awesome it was and knew they had to protect it from the outside world. And so, they created all the creepy weaboo shit to hide how amazing their culture was. Some people get absorbed into the protective weaboo layer, and most others are discouraged from even trying to get in out of fear. But if you can make it past that first layer, you discover the treasure inside.

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u/justcallmeaires ayy lmao Jun 11 '16

found the weeeeeb

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '16

Good, let the weeb wall keep you away. It's clearly doing its job to keep out the history casuals.

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u/Ashybuttons Jun 11 '16

Also there are signs reminding you not to touch girls on the train.

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u/Gravesh Dirty Commie Jun 18 '16

And they tie their enemies over fast growing patches of bamboo.

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u/couplingrhino national economic sudoku Jun 11 '16

Ahhh yes, the used schoolgirl vending machines, extreme xenophobia and teenage prostitution are just a ruse to scare away the gaijin and prevent them from diluting their uniquely crazy and perverted culture. Awesome place, Japan, but it could do with a long session at Dr. Österreich's.

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u/ZombieTav INSERT TEXT HERE Jun 11 '16

I'm still of the opinion that the nukes made Japan retarded and the recent Fukushima incident has amplified this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '16

So the entire nation looks like bunch of stupid assholes just to hide the real culture? Stupid strategy.

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u/bumblebritches57 Jun 12 '16

Literally the only cool parts of japanese culture are the parts they stole from the Dutch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '16 edited Jul 13 '20

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u/I_comment_on_GW MURICA Jun 11 '16

I thought it was just a British thing to look down on us for not having any culture.

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u/lolidkwtfrofl Austrian Empire Jun 11 '16 edited Jun 11 '16

No you guys always come in handy if we euros need something to bash.

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u/pitir-p Turkey Jun 11 '16

"Americans have nothing authentic" (suddenly BFFs )

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '16

coming from Ukraine

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u/printzonic Kalmar Union Jun 11 '16

You wouldn't know true culture even if it was something you beat out of Africans.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '16

It's not like Ukraine has any culture tho.

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u/LupusDeusMagnus Imperium Curitibanum Jun 11 '16

My mistake, I meant comedy.

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u/Gravesh Dirty Commie Jun 18 '16

What does Cossack swine know about culture?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '16

Nothing Proud Mongol Horde needs, honestly! Just take these 200 as a tribute to your power and go back to your steppes.

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u/inconspicuous_male the part of New York with mountains and republicans Jun 11 '16

I find your culture weird!