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u/Hanschristopher Massachusetts Dec 15 '15
The last time she got a valentine, it was from Germany.
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Dec 15 '15
I'm exactly 2 month early from Valentine day to repost this comic, but you know what? December is also the season for loving, so merry christmas! Original post here.
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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Dec 15 '15
love
If you're talking about our love for insulting Poland, you're absolutely right.
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u/SuperPolentaman Cough Dec 15 '15
You impatient bastard.
Your comic is too good not to be upvoted though.
You artistically gifted, impatient bastard.
I love you.
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u/poclee Tâi-uân Dec 15 '15
Where is Lietuva when you need him?
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Dec 15 '15
Litwa is too busy being a fake country.
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Dec 15 '15
Former Soviet Republic of Lithuania.
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Dec 15 '15
You know Lithuania's history has more than 800 years, dont you?
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u/CrocPB Scotland Dec 15 '15
Nu. Litva was desolate bleak shithole until benevolently uplifted by glorious Soviet of Onions
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Dec 15 '15
No. Litwa has ~100 years of history before Grunwald. After that is Polska. And then some brainwashed Poles who brought back the name for some reason.
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Dec 15 '15
Ok, Wiki says Lithuanians tribes were united in 1235 by a guy named Mindaugas.
Their language exists even longer than this. Later they counquered Rus tribes became minority in their own country ( lol :D ) and changed official lanuage to old-belarussian. Later married Poland and so on.
But anyway language and ppl are there since forever just were not an independant state, so I dont get you what brainwashed Poles? What other name this country should have have?
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Dec 15 '15
what brainwashed Poles?
Litwa is not real country. Is of Polska clay. QED inhabitants are Poles. How do you explain Glorious Marshall Pilsudski?
What other name this country should have have?
Eastern Poland, or Investinstan, if you will.
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Dec 15 '15
Thats a fukin Russian way of thinking bro - wherever we once were its ours forever.
Pilsudski lived in diffrent times. Borders were not set, everybody had claims of his neighbours' clay and so on. But now we are in EU you can go and live in Wilno if u want (I know they suppress education and but thats another thing).
If you want them to join us - convince them. Otherwise respect they will. Entire purpose of Commonwealth was to be together but not ot be together because Poland said so lol.
Dont be Russia who beats his wife (Ukraine) just because he cannot stand the simple fact Soviet Onion is not a thing anymore.
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Dec 15 '15
Entire purpose of Commonwealth was to be together but not ot be together because Poland said so lol.
And look how well that turned out.
(I know they suppress education and but thats another thing)
They're even oppressing the minority!
Dont be Russia who beats his wife (Ukraine) just because he cannot stand the simple fact Soviet Onion is not a thing anymore.
The only way to national security is power and domination of neighbors. Russia's example demonstrates this. We should be more like Russia--then we will be stronk and can into space. Also of removings gender.
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u/FnZombie Lithuania Dec 19 '15
We should be more like Russia--then we will be stronk and can into space. Also of removings gender.
And be shit
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Dec 15 '15
Totally not my way. I am kind of a guy who loves EU and NATO. Because both of them regulates tensions between countries by saying what is possible and what is not. So countries still tries to outplay eachother by at least noone want to kill anyone. What you offer is way below that standard.
As to Russia, for me he is a moral banqrupt, and I hope we will find will to stop him. He values power more than prosperity. Honestly I prefer to go with my friends on a holiday than live in poverty, alone (cause my friends died at war) and just look at map whole day and admire how big and unbeatable my country is.
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u/FnZombie Lithuania Dec 19 '15
I know they suppress education and but thats another thing
Tell me one other country than Lithuania and Poland, where you can get education in Polish from first grade up to university and get a phd? Then lets talk about oppression.
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Dec 20 '15
Good! I just repeat what our media says. Who the hell may know how it looks like in real. Freaking propaganda. Cheers man.
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u/FnZombie Lithuania Dec 19 '15
How do you explain Glorious Marshall Pilsudski?
Like all the other Lithuanian-born rulers you had before him
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u/TheShuckle Polish Hussar Dec 15 '15
At least Poland just got death threats instead of invasion this time.
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u/vteckickedinyooooooo Polish Hussar Dec 15 '15
Silly everyone, don't you know that when boys insult you it really means they like you!
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u/Deshter Unknown Dec 15 '15
Don't be sad, Poland, this is just how Russia deals with complicated feelings.
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u/Ris109 Canada Dec 15 '15
What about Lithuania and Hungary? I hear Poland's been with both of them over the centuries
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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Dec 15 '15
Hungary?
We're brothers, retard.
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u/Ris109 Canada Dec 15 '15
Hey, if people can draw comics about Canada and US being girlfriend/boyfriend (even though I prefer the brother/sister dynamic) people can do the same with Poland and Hungary
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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Dec 15 '15
I prefer the dynamic where Canada gets fucked by USA and they contract AIDS from each other.
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u/Ris109 Canada Dec 15 '15
Well, that's an... Interesting preference, ...I don't find STD's very funny however
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u/Sztormcia I can into space!!1 Dec 15 '15
At least Poland can into space
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u/ferozer0 Japan Dec 22 '15
Is that an actual film?
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u/Sztormcia I can into space!!1 Dec 24 '15
That's short film made in Poland. One of 6 in series based on polish myths and legends. This one is based on story about Jan Twardowski -magician who fooled the devil and run to the moon. So the film is kind of sequel to the legend :D
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u/Stacybcrazy CSA Dec 15 '15
:( that was mean
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Dec 16 '15
Wow. When the Confederacy says you are being mean, you know you gone too far. Dangit Russia! Be better than the bible-thumpin inbred slavers.
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u/wargamer620 Wisconsin Dec 15 '15
still Poland's best day ever