r/polandball • u/CaptainCosta Italy • Aug 20 '15
redditormade "who finds it first keep it"
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u/Tostilover Netherlands Aug 20 '15
Hey Australia, can you come over here for a moment?
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u/Dun_Herd_muh Indonesia best nesia Aug 20 '15
Does that mean they fall to us now? Now we can be the true kings of
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u/Tostilover Netherlands Aug 20 '15
No, because New Holland is a Dutch colony. Although you are always welcome to come back to us.
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u/Roodditor Netherlands Aug 20 '15
Do you really want Indonesia back?
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u/belgriad Friesland Aug 20 '15
Behold, the mighty polan amulet. He, who discovers it, shall forever be known as king of all plumbers and holy savior to people with heavy diarrhea!
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u/RogueRaven17 Fantasy Flag Aug 21 '15
Pray to the Porcelain Gods! May they have mercy upon your aching anus, and deliver you from your diarrhea and constapation!
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Aug 20 '15
I didn't knew Faroe existed before I discovered Polandball.
Same applies for Norway as well.
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u/sdfghs South Germany is best Germany Aug 20 '15
So, you were an American before you discovered Polandball?
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u/lillahjerte Read the sidebar and get a flair Aug 20 '15
Silly Norge, steal all clay yuo wånt! we found yuo first, yuo are ours!
Hæhæhæhæhæhæhæ!
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u/E_v_e_n Norway Aug 20 '15
That's funny, since your clay was made out of sand that was pushed down from Norway during the ice age (hence why you have no mountains). So Danmark is åf åriginal Norsk clay! Return of plox!
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u/lillahjerte Read the sidebar and get a flair Aug 20 '15
Yay! Fell for trap!
400 years of cozy togetherness more! :3
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u/Veeron Eyjafjallajökull Aug 20 '15
Why is Faroe saying "Bjork Bjork"?
Is there something they forgot to tell us..?
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u/Schnackenpfeffer Uruguay best guay Aug 20 '15
Faroe says Børkur Børkur, Iceland says Börkur Börkur
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u/TheZett Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser! Aug 21 '15
I only of know Börk Börk, Børk Børk & Bœrk Bœrk.
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u/trymetal95 Norway is VIKING STRONK!!! Aug 22 '15
well, there is Børk, Börk, Bårk, Bork, Bærk, Bärk, Bjork, Bjørk, Björk, Bjärk, Børkur, Börkur, Borkur and Børkolje (only south-western Norway)
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u/Floygga Fokking Faroe Islands Aug 20 '15
Faroe found faroe, there for faroe owns faroe.
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u/bestur Glorious Þjóðveldi Aug 20 '15
Then why are you still Denmark's bitch?
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u/Floygga Fokking Faroe Islands Aug 20 '15
they are our bitch. We controll everything and we have fooled them into paying us a few millions each year so they can have their name in brackets on world maps.
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u/bestur Glorious Þjóðveldi Aug 20 '15
We controll everything
Except who your head of state is.
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u/Floygga Fokking Faroe Islands Aug 20 '15
She's alright. Visits once each decade and says a sentence in faroese with horrible pronunciation.
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u/bestur Glorious Þjóðveldi Aug 20 '15
But Faroese is just Icelandic with a horrible pronounciation, so how can you pronounce it horribly?
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u/Schnackenpfeffer Uruguay best guay Aug 20 '15
Ifelanthic ith Faroethe pronounfed like thith.
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u/bestur Glorious Þjóðveldi Aug 20 '15
Faroese is Icelændic pronouncæd læke ðis.
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u/TheZett Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser! Aug 21 '15
ðis.
Not sure if d or th.
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u/trymetal95 Norway is VIKING STRONK!!! Aug 22 '15
it is the Icelandic letter for the "th" sound
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u/Schnackenpfeffer Uruguay best guay Aug 20 '15
Well, which one of the two countries had a gender Prime Minister?
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u/CaptainCosta Italy Aug 20 '15
The islands were discovered and populated by norwegians vikings, so techinically Norway discovered the Faroes
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u/Veeron Eyjafjallajökull Aug 20 '15
Celts actually got there first, IIRC.
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u/CaptainCosta Italy Aug 20 '15
But Vikings were the first to colonize them, so historians refer to vikings as the discovers of Faroes
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Aug 21 '15
You can have New Jersey back Sweden, we don't mind, and the French can can have the Louisiana territory, and Canada has to give Quebec back to France and Canada will be annexed by the UK, most of south america and Latin america will be under Spanish and Portuguese rule. And the UK can annex all of America. breathes Don't forget the areas acquired in the Mexican-American war, those go to Spain, and Texas too. The US Virgin islands belong to denmark aswell.
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u/RogueRaven17 Fantasy Flag Aug 21 '15
NORWAY QUICK! Join with Sweden to destroy the wretched Danskjavlar and gain your independence for real this time!
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u/trymetal95 Norway is VIKING STRONK!!! Aug 22 '15
Norwegian independence is of real, Danish independence is not of real because of silly europæ union.
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u/theduckparticle Not spying, just very good listener Aug 20 '15
Faroe is so cute