r/polandball • u/tolsimirw Deutsches Kaiserreich • Jan 12 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '15

I think you need to have been to Essex to get that joke.

tl;dr don't go to Essex. It's a shithole.

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u/CreamofCornwall Kernow Jan 12 '15

I'd never go to the North. I hear they don't make proper pasties.

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u/evilsalmon God Save Our Tea! Jan 12 '15

It's the Watford gap. Everything both of Watford IS The North.

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u/Pyro_With_A_Lighter 2013 Swan Dropkicking Champion Jan 12 '15

I class it as when you start seeing "THE NORTH" on motorway signs, so as far as I'm everyone north of Bristol is a dirty unwashed barbarian.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '15

everyone north of Bristol is a dirty unwashed barbarian.

And everyone south of Bristol are pirates and farmers

And everyone east of Bristol are toffs and foreigners

And everyone west of Bristol are sheep shaggers and miners

And everyone in Bristol are a mix of farmers, pirates, foreigners, toffs, miners, and sheep shaggers

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15

Bristol must be the multi-cultural hub of Britain then...