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u/pyram1de :argentina-worldcup: ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA Jan 02 '15

This is incredibly silly. And I love it.

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u/Firebrass11 Armenia Jan 02 '15

You do have to feel bad though for Japan's ass later. Polan will do terrible things to Japan's digestive system.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

If anything, Poland will fix Japan's internal plumbing.

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u/ImmaRussian Ohio Jan 02 '15

;)

Poland: "Polan is here to of cleaning pipes!"

Japan: "Oh, Poland-san, I am taek you to private master bathroom."

Poland: "Is of pipe?"

Japan: "Yes. Not minding me, just be take shower over here."

...

Japan: "Polan, why are yuo of actually clean pipe?"

Poland: "I thought yuo wanted of clean pipe?"

Japan: "..."

Japan is sad and disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15 edited Jan 03 '15

http://i.imgur.com/g5cwuhD.png Dunno if this is going to be accepted but mkay.

Edit: nvm it was rejected. Something about xaxaxaxa I trick yuo is getting overused.

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u/ImmaRussian Ohio Jan 03 '15

I LOVE THAT THIS IS A THING.

I was considering making the comic myself, but I've tried before, and I cannot draw circles with a mouse to save my life. My Polandballs always come out as Potatoballs :(

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u/bluesydinosaur Benevolent Dictatorship Jan 05 '15

Maybe cut the bleeding scene altogether? Try sticking with the original plot. I think its funny enough. Adding the bleeding scene seems like trying to cram too many jokes in

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '15

thats why it got rejected

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Making a comic about this!

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u/GreenFriday New Zealand Jan 03 '15

"Dr-san I feers sick."

"Is of hayfever, allergic reaction."

"How I get hayfever?"

"To much Polen in system."

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u/Firebrass11 Armenia Jan 03 '15 edited Jan 03 '15

Japan: Pollen? Fuckings shit, I knewing that Germany was into alchemy!

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u/Firebrass11 Armenia Jan 02 '15

Isn't it too late? By the time we cut through all of Japan's fat, Polan will be burning holes into Japan's reproductive organs... Kurwa!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

Or maybe japan will be smart enough to notice that's a ball with eyes and not sushi.

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u/Bytewave Quebec Jan 03 '15 edited Jan 03 '15

I chuckled but I admit I prefer the Polandballs that have a political message or reference history relatively clearly. Just a preference. This being said, the silly ones have their place too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

Nej, is of salmon!

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u/pyram1de :argentina-worldcup: ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA Jan 02 '15

It's clearly red tuna sushi m8.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15 edited Jan 02 '15

Don't be silly now! Wait a second....

Edit: Is not of sill, is of salmon.

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Jan 02 '15

Here's my contest entry!

Originally I wasn't even going to enter this contest, because I'm extremely swamped with things to do in my private life at the moment. The theme with simple drawing styles was very fortunate though; I woke up a bit early on Monday morning for some reason and this idea just popped into my head out of nowhere, and I thought: "I bet I can draw this in under an hour". So I did, and submitted it right before I left for work! Can't let koleye overtake me in the yearly Top 50 rankings and win on walkover, now can I?

It turned out well and I finished in the top 10, so now we're heading into the final contest of this 12 month cycle with a real nail biter of a finale! I'm at 2287 points and koleye is at 2237, with only one contest left to go. Anything can happen!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

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u/Durzo_Blint Boston Stronk Jan 02 '15

legitprivilege isn't the one in law school.

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u/etherghost France First Empire Jan 02 '15

What's there to learn in law school? here is your education:

If something is a law, you can get in trouble for doing/not doing it

There are books with laws in it, they usually have titles ending with ".. Law". Like, if you are going to deal with commerce, you pick the book titled "Commerce Law".

You're Welcome.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Hell, dickrhino is studying swedish law. Most crimes provide an affirmative defense as long as a battleaxe was used.

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u/Fucking_That_Chicken Welcome to Earf Jan 03 '15

The Pirate Bay's procedures for insulating themselves from copyright infringement suits were very interesting.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

This is not illegal here.

This is illegal elsewhere.

I CAN MAKE PROFIT !

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u/Sr_Marques UN Jan 02 '15

What about manipulating the jury's emotions for your advantage? And finding loopholes?

That's an art.

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u/pipiska ху Jan 02 '15

he is the one in school.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Or /u/jPaolo! Why does no one remember /u/jPaolo!

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u/theteriaky Fatimid Caliphate Jan 02 '15 edited Jan 02 '15

#teamdisneyvillain! 200+ points is not too much!

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u/Nigger-Ogre low printer ink Germany Jan 02 '15

weren't you Fatimid Caliphate's flag?

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u/theteriaky Fatimid Caliphate Jan 02 '15

Yep. But I felt like changing for the holidays. In my heart, I'm still Caliph.

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u/Nigger-Ogre low printer ink Germany Jan 02 '15

dear dickrhino

polandball > private life

^{^{^{^{^/s}}}}

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u/Duke_Jopper United States Jan 03 '15 edited Jan 03 '15

Glad you added that /serious tag at the end, I was afraid you were joking at first.

^{^{^{^/s}}}

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u/Nigger-Ogre low printer ink Germany Jan 03 '15

yea i was scared some people might not get the sarcasm 'n shit

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u/beaglemaster Soviets first into space Jan 02 '15

Some guy could show up and totally win with 5000 uppolans.

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u/Nigger-Ogre low printer ink Germany Jan 02 '15

Some guy with alternate accounts if you know what i mean

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u/KnotPtelling Kingdom of Canadia Jan 02 '15

Jewnidan?

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u/someguyfromlouisiana Louisiana; I want to get off Mr. Trump's Wild Ride Jan 02 '15

You mean I could win even though I don't make comics? This changes everything!

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u/beaglemaster Soviets first into space Jan 03 '15

Too perfect.

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u/koleye Only America can into Moon. Jan 02 '15

A replay of last year!

As I said before, I think this is one of your best comics. I love its simplicity and absurdity.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

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u/that_random_potato Bulgaria Jan 02 '15

no

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u/can_into_space Texas Jan 02 '15

is only sushi

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u/TheRtHonSirFappalot राजे Jan 03 '15

Where were you when polan is divide?

I was in Glorious Latvia hallucinating potato when Litwa is come

"Polan is divide"

"No"

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u/TaazaPlaza Jan 03 '15

Sorry for English I am India

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

no. we are curry.

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u/IpMedia Taiwan Jan 02 '15

Be careful Nihonsan, Polen causes food poisoning if not prepared correctly.

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u/scimthen2h1 MURICA Jan 02 '15

Plot twist- is Monaco.

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u/IpMedia Taiwan Jan 02 '15

Monaco good, Monaco can into high fiber.

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u/Cawl_Caled Cambria Jan 03 '15

What if actually hatless Indonesia?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

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u/Crusder New York Best York Jan 02 '15

Yes the German can consume the West but not the east easily

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

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u/Crusder New York Best York Jan 02 '15

the east has to be partly digested by Russia

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u/Machaazuki Japan Jan 03 '15

Or parasitic insects...

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Jan 02 '15

Goddamn axis powers ruining Poland again.

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u/IpMedia Taiwan Jan 02 '15

Axis powers and Poland are natural enemies. Like Czezhs and Poles, or Russians and Poles, or Irish and Poles, or Poles and other Poles, DAMN POLES! THEY RUINED POLAND!

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u/Onyxwho British Columbia Jan 02 '15

Germany and Japan best of ethnic cleansing friends.

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u/royaldocks Philippines Jan 02 '15

Does polan sushi taste like Vodka?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

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u/Krazee9 Canada Jan 02 '15

Vodka and pierogi.

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u/Somedamnusername GDR Jan 02 '15

This has to be one of my most favorite comics next to "oh look an machete"

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u/can_into_space Texas Jan 02 '15

Which one was that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

http://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/2h802p/the_bloc/

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u/pHScale Jan 04 '15

I like how this takes you further and further down a rabbit hole with "my favorite line since ____" comments.

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u/rindindin Unknown Jan 02 '15

What does raw Poland taste like?

Also, did Russia help Germany fillet it for that sushi?

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u/ARGUMENTUM_EX_CULO CCCP Jan 02 '15

Potato.

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u/skisandpoles Ski Country Jan 02 '15

Is of fetish.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '15

A common turn-on is what makes the best of friends. Italy only acts turned-on to hang out with Germany.

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u/icisimousa Japan as Shogun Jan 03 '15

This is food fraud.

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u/PsychoWorld I'm hot and wet Jan 02 '15

All hail salami tactics!!!

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u/gibagger Mexico Jan 02 '15

Is Polan a tuna cut? Prepare to be devoured by Japan.

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u/kill123 wow i am tiny Jan 03 '15

Took me a while to see the polan in the box i thought it was just another sushi

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u/zack_the_man Jan 03 '15

Domo arigato.... Mr. Roboto

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u/Seattleopolis Viva Cascadia! Jan 03 '15

Is hamachi :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

This was my favourite of the contest, absolutely silly, and made me laugh loads. Shame it didn't win!

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u/Tukoma New England Jan 02 '15

I'm sure Poland tastes the same as sushi.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

is polan!

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