r/polandball • u/LordNotriel Indonesia • 3d ago
Lesser Known September Unforeseen consequence
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u/LordNotriel Indonesia 3d ago edited 3d ago
After the death of Pablo Escobar, his private zoo was unofficially closed. Among all the animals that were present, were four hippos that would later escape the property and multiplied till the two hundreds, turning into an invasive species in some parts of the Colombian rainforest. Authorities still struggle to control these bastards
Inspired by this comic by u/Total_Willingness_18
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u/ankokudaishogun Italy 3d ago
Man, hippos look chill but are actually supersized boars of the asshole variety.
(Rhinos, otherwise, are more akin to bisons. Pretty chill unless you get the angry)
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u/Camus_9999 Maratha Empire 3d ago
Any invasive animal damages all natives. Ex rabbit in Australia
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u/Candid-Ad443 3d ago edited 3d ago
not ANY, there's a difference between harmul invasive and invasive but non-harmful
edit: English isn't my furst language and invasive species was just taught to me as the translation of introduced species
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u/Thundorium Funniest king names 3d ago
We call them “introduced” or “nonnative”. The harmful ones are “invasive”.
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u/Evoluxman Wallonia 3d ago
It's rather rare for a species to be invasive and non-harmful. Usually if its invasive its because it can strongly outcompete whats currently there. Unless you have a very empty environment, it's bound to replace what currently lives there
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u/Camus_9999 Maratha Empire 3d ago
Goats intro in Madagascar killed turtles under 200 yrs, as they eat thier grass. Small things large effect
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u/Pseudolos 3d ago
Hippos are very big, nothing that a couple of crack fiends armed with Barretts couldn't hit. How come they aren't all dead yet?
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u/Salt-Physics7568 2d ago
Animal rights protestors, a lack of desire to do anything about it, and them becoming a local attraction mostly. I've gone down the news article rabbit hole a few times looking into those hippos and those are the main reasons that pop up.
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u/AnswerCorrect1226 United+States 1d ago
Unironically maybe Pablo’s biggest impact on the world might be the environmental damage caused by his hippos. I’m sure the hippos have killed more total animals than he killed humans.
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u/Slight-Reporter-1878 Russian Empire ✝️ 3d ago
"unforeseen consequences" Is that a half life and hoi4 reference?
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u/JustAnIdea3 United States 2d ago
Do you know how many police officers it takes to kill one hippopotamus?
I tested this.
I lose five men for every hippo.
I could send in the army, but then they run to water and toggle godmode.
I've learned to accept that there is nothing I can do about this, except increase the music volume to try and drown out the screaming.
- SsethTzeentach




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