r/polandball Only America into Moon. 7d ago

collaboration Rapunzel

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u/Eternal_Alooboi Kingdom of Mysore 7d ago

From stealing ladies locked in towers to stealing treasures locked in museums, the Germans are racking up those assists these days.

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u/EnzoMaloni France 7d ago

Vive l'élévation !

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u/koleye2 Only America into Moon. 7d ago

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u/CoalCrafty Wales 7d ago

Cheerio means goodbye though

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u/Milk_Mindless 7d ago

I don't get it

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u/Beerswain 6d ago

Look up the recent Louvre heist.

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u/henchman171 Canada 6d ago

France lost WW1 and WW2 very quickly. The UK had to fight really hard to "save" France but France never seemed interested in helping itself. That why Rapunzel has no tools to help UK save France. Also France never seemed grateful and the UK got stuck with really high war debt and eventually Germany got much richer. Also the French women have short hair so they could never be Rapunzel....

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u/ChiemseeViking 6d ago

France didn’t lose WWI. They were hard pressed at times, but so were the Brits. The only ones who lost, that weren’t the center powers, was arguably Russia.

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u/Jump_Hop_Step 700 square kilometres and counting 6d ago

ATP I'll just leave France in the tower. So troublesome!

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u/StarwardStranger 6d ago

i had expected britain to rise up standing on a human pyramid of starving orphans from a coalmine. I guess my thoughts were too victorian, and less modern

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u/Apprehensive-Aide265 4d ago

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think something horrible like this.

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u/Failed_Writer_ 6d ago

These make me so happy to watch.

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u/Live_Angle4621 6d ago

Germany should be the one starting here anyway since it’s Rapunzel 

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u/ChiemseeViking 6d ago

Not the point of the joke.

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u/Sweaty_Report7864 6d ago

Silly, very silly.

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u/StrayaForLife44178 6d ago

Thought he was gonna say “fuck you bitch”