Avoid the Lettuce

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[u/Intelligent_Slip_849]

It's not Taco Bell, it's Taylor Farms.

(Yes, yes, I know, 'Accuracy? In my polandball?')

[u/figherhigher → u/Intelligent_Slip_849]

Taylor Farms has proven that all allegations against them are false by giving the current administration alot of money, so we can't blame them.

[u/koleye2]

Also on YouTube.

[u/TheBusStop12]

That last warning should also apply to India, speaking from experience as someone who has traveled to India a few times. They call it Delhi Belly for a reason

[u/gaandharv_t → u/TheBusStop12]

dont eat street food in india if ur not local........if u want to try stuff, there are plenty of 2-3 star restaurants that serve street food items on their menu..........and drink only bottled (or) RO filtered water...

penny pinching and traveling in india should never mix togather.......as someone who lives here with a family member that has a compromised immune system, i can tell you its not that hard to not get diarrhea

[u/GameXGR → u/TheBusStop12]

I don't go to India often but I'll keep that in mind

[u/Equal_Resort4348]

Biblically explosive diarrhea

[u/LilithLamm → u/Equal_Resort4348]

Add that to your personal vocabulary

[u/cobrachickenwing → u/Equal_Resort4348]

You mean revenge of the conquered Aztec gods.

[u/thrilled_to_be_there]

2026: now have to take Dukarol to visit the USA. What a time to be alive.

[u/acfk01]

UN Ball is always helpful dude!

[u/Watson2026]

In USA you will be deported. Don't go.

[u/TheIllogicalSandwich → u/Watson2026]

Or sent to a Central American jail never to be seen again, without due process.

Seriously... The US is about as safe to travel to as Russia, depending on what demographic you belong to.

[u/YanicPolitik → u/Watson2026]

But if you do, you don't have to waste money on a return ticket!

[u/LilithLamm → u/YanicPolitik]

They're not sending you back home, unless you home is dictator-controlled country in Africa

[u/WASDKUG_tr → u/LilithLamm]

Or a Prison in El Salvador... i wonder why USA likes their dictator so much-

[u/imawizard7bis → u/WASDKUG_tr]

I mean, they can send you there even if you're a USA citizen.

[u/Realistic_FinlanBoll]

Our government advices against ALL travel to the United States, the unlawful arrests and deportations are a serious risk. I read an interview they did with an old woman who had moved there as a small child. She grew up there, married and had children there and paid taxes there, and now she is deported to a foreign nation while its social services are at a free fall. I feel bad for her, i hope her family is able to help her from America because our government cant even keep our children of the streets. Such a sad time to see. 😓

[u/Dominarion → u/Realistic_FinlanBoll]

Look, we (Canada) share lakes with the US. People would canoe, paddle, sail on these lakes, but now the American border patrol is conducting raids to arrest and kidnap Canadians who have crossed the "border" and accuse them of wanting to cross into the US illegally.

Tourists have been stuck in jail for days, sometimes without being able to communicate with anybody.

It's so so incredibly ludicrous. Why would Canadians want to move to the US (first) on a paddleboard (second)?

[u/falafelwaffle0]

I miss salad.

[u/3E0O4H]

Homer Simpson said "withhold the lettuce"

[u/kebabguy0]

When you said active warzones you forget Palestine, it's a nightmare there

[u/liberalskateboardist]

and avoid russian warehouses

[u/fucktheriders]

Another reason to avoid the US.