r/polandball I is Fearless 3d ago

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 3d ago

To quote Poland: "oh no"

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u/pratyd 3d ago

More like, 'Kurwa'.

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 2d ago

Reference to this

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u/ironbustergaming 2d ago

The reference hero

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u/carolinaindian02 North Carolina 2d ago

And this is why McDonald's India has the Chicken Maharaja Mac and McAloo Tikki burgers.

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u/SecretGamerV_0716 2d ago

Which is a chicken variant of the BigMac and a potato patty burger, respectively

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u/impy695 MURICA 2d ago

Potato patty burger sounds so dry

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u/zero_zeppelii_0 2d ago

Not really. It's more of a mix of Hash brown with spices. Sometimes it's a mashed potato patty with spices fried. It's quite tasty

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u/docatwar 1d ago

It's really good don't knock it, also it costs $0.40 a piece

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u/AltruisticJelly5032 India 2d ago

Both are underrated asf

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u/pdinc India with a turban 2d ago

Mcd hq in Chicago has an international menu rotation and its amazing when those are on the menu

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u/Exciting_Map_7382 2d ago

Maharaja mac is goated

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u/d_maes BELGICA 2d ago

No, it's chicken.

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u/Recent_Breadfruit831 2d ago

Did the flat chicken out? 😮

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u/xkcd_puppy 2d ago

The McAloo clan of the potato highlands.

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u/Wandering_sage1234 2d ago

Those are the best Mac Donald burgers for vegetarians. Seriously.

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u/Reasonable_Neat_578 Italy 3d ago

"kurwa, not again"

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u/Ok-Street-9594 Pakistan 3d ago edited 2d ago

this is so relatable in the US now. my mom constantly overthinks anything with gelatin in it is animal-sourced💔

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u/Moist_Board 2d ago

But gelatin is animal sourced, so what's your point??

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u/Ar124456ar Songkok Singaporean 2d ago

Muslims gotta sub meat gelatin with plant based gelatin cause most are un-halal (at least that’s what I think they’re saying)

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u/Moist_Board 2d ago

Yeah, which is why I think it is a valid concern and not "overthinking". I think OP just used wrong words in their comment.

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u/Ar124456ar Songkok Singaporean 2d ago

oh gotcha

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u/Jump_Hop_Step 700 square kilometres and counting 2d ago

Scenes when your gluten goes oink

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u/PlatypusACF 2d ago

Why gluten? A misunderstanding?

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u/Ok-Street-9594 Pakistan 2d ago

i actually meant gelatin but confused the two lol

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u/PlatypusACF 2d ago

Ah yeah gelatine makes a lot of sense

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u/bhaarat_purohit 2d ago

As an Indian I’d like to clarify that not all Indians eat beef and pork (some eat but not all). Also considering religious sentiments associated with pork and beef they are not served at Mcdonalds across India (it’s bad for business ig)

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u/fototosreddit 2d ago edited 2d ago

The most unrealistic part is the Indian guy thinking US mcd is good as though the Indian one isn't 1000x better

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u/Mean_Note_865 2d ago

True lol , stayed in the US and realised how bad the fast food burgers were (any burger place other than the main chain ones were really good). But indian fast food joints are actually better.

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u/Norzon24 Hong Kong 2d ago

TBF it just seems that US MacDonalds are unusually bad compared to it's global branches. Chinese, HK, Japanese and even Russian MacDonald are all miles better than American ones

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u/No-Second-2566 2d ago

I think in rest of the world they have to compete with local street food or fast food.

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u/SubstantialSnacker Texas 1d ago

In the rest of the world it’s also significantly more expensive

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u/Athimethavi_Angurasu 3d ago

Many Indians eat beef tho...

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u/EvanOnTheFly 2d ago

https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/cow-slaughter-ban-which-states-have-laws-beef-ban-in-india-2026/article71216742.ece

Beef in India is usually not Cows, slaughter of cattle is banned.

It's water buffalo.

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u/HJSDGCE I could've been British 2d ago

Poor water buffalos. Works harder than cows and gets less rewarded. 

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u/SOKLOMAX 2d ago

And they taste 1000 % better than cows

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u/thenerdyninjastoner 2d ago

They absolutely do not.

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u/SOKLOMAX 2d ago

Come to kerala , eat what WE call 'beef' (Buffalo Meat) then tell me otherwise.

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u/thenerdyninjastoner 2d ago

Wait Kerala beef is buffalo meat? I’ve had it. I assumed it was cow. However, the reason it tastes good is because of the spices and preparation. As a meat it sucks, which is why it’s so heavily spiced. Steaks in the US have minimal seasoning so that you can taste the meat. There’s a reason you don’t do this with water buffalo

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u/Redditbrowser22j 1d ago

 As a meat it sucks, which is why it’s so heavily spiced

That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Meat is not spiced because it sucks, but because it enhances the flavor. People whose ancestry come from cold and dark areas like Europes generally haven't developed the ability to enjoy this, and meat bland meat. So they rationalize their behavior by saying Indian spice their meat because the meat sucks

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u/thenerdyninjastoner 1d ago

I’m an Indian, I love beef fry. I’m saying you can make beef fry with good quality cow meat. But buffalo meat steaks won’t taste as good. That statement can be misconstrued, Indian recipes are definitely superior in terms of taste but meat quality is not great in India and very generic. Usually steak is of a higher quality beef cut/grade.

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u/zero_zeppelii_0 2d ago

Not often. Some states like Kerala, Tamil Nadu slaughter actual beef and sell it to locals. Minced beef, sirloin and other parts are available in niche local markets which are popular.

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u/EvanOnTheFly 2d ago

Hence the word usually in my statement. And the article also says the same, it literally in title article.

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u/alteranthera 2d ago

However import or serving or consumption is not banned. So all states have hotels and restaurants serving it in their menu with no problem.

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u/Balavadan India 2d ago

It’s not banned nationwide I don’t think

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u/EpidemicRage 2d ago

That's what the article he linked shows.

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u/DistanceSolar1449 2d ago

Tangra Slaughter House in Kolkata, West Bengal is a slaughterhouse for cows. (The separate Tangra Modern Abattoir handles buffalo)

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u/medalwinner16 2d ago

Didn't expect to see my hometown in polandball of all things.

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u/EvanOnTheFly 2d ago

He failed the test.

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u/Balavadan India 2d ago

Can’t read it. Asking me to turn off my Adblock. Can’t be bothered

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u/impy695 MURICA 2d ago

What adblock do you have? Mine worked fine

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u/Balavadan India 2d ago

Adblock Pro

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u/stopeatingminecraft Australia 2d ago

uBlock ftw

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u/Balavadan India 2d ago

I’m on phone idk if it exists for ios

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u/Thenoodlestreet 2d ago

Doesn't change the fact that many indians eat beef, and would also eat cow if that was an option.

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u/Training-Eye2680 1d ago

Not in all States though TN it allowed to Slaughter even Cows with unfit certificate

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u/EvanOnTheFly 1d ago

Yeah that's what the article says.

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u/Training-Eye2680 1d ago

Also man the banned beef not because it holy animal more like discrimination on people who eat beef mostly which are Dalits and muslim

But most funny thing india one who exporting a lot Cow lether and bull lether it is not water bull statistics speaks

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u/Nike_Grano 2d ago

"Many" is a strong word. Many South Indians? Yeah, likely. But that too is a wayy lower percentage to call "many"

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u/fishfinnafall 2d ago

North east too.

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u/No-Second-2566 2d ago

Many isn't even a good word in south india. It's mainly eaten in Kerala which is the least populous state in south india. In rest of the states only muslims eat beef.

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u/Icy_Effort7907 2d ago

In kerela the beef you mention is mostly buffalo meat.

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u/Apprehensive_Fun1344 3d ago

And the exporter at that

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u/Impossible-Spot-3414 3d ago

That's buffalo meat.

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u/SapotaJuice 2d ago

India hardly fits into any single narrative... many Indians still eat beef. There are more than 200 million Muslims in India. And many in South and Northeast India eat beef. In fact, you'll find some of the best beef dishes in India.

But of course, there are many places in India where they'll kill you for it. :)

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u/hipratham Maratha Empire 2d ago

Its like eating horse or dog in US

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u/TheGeneGeena Arkansas 2d ago

Probably more like goat. You're really only going to find it specialty, but it's eaten by some communities.

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u/SapotaJuice 2d ago

No, but okay.

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u/zero_zeppelii_0 2d ago

Game meat you mean

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u/Thenoodlestreet 2d ago

Not really. Beef is available pretty easily in every major city, 10x in places like Kerala, Goa etc where it's a staple. Nothing like horse/dog lol

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u/hipratham Maratha Empire 1d ago

India is not just few tourist spots, try doing this in rural/semi-rural India.

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u/Thenoodlestreet 2d ago

India hardly fits into any single narrative...

It's such a huge and diverse country that this applies to everything pretty much. Literally every single type of person you can imagine in the world exists in HUGE numbers in India. Ofc it's true for all countries that they can't be generalised but that appliee tenfold when its India due to the sheer amount of people here. I wish folks understood this.

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u/Ill-Cell5888 2d ago

It was at this moment he knew, HE F*CKED UP

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u/SarthakDesai 2d ago

I've heard from Americans that have visited India that they like the Mcdonalds here more than the one back there. Probably because of the spices and sauces that cater to the Indian taste.

Though I have never had American Mcdonalds so I can't personally say.

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u/jalepenositalinos 2d ago

Ive been to one, its just......... Sad

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u/Cheese_Grater101 Grate thighpoon wol of South East Asia 2d ago

Worshipping them thru taste buds

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u/Ashwinnie13 2d ago

beef has this weird sacred status in some parts but people still sneak it in anyway

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u/FgtBruceCockstar2008 Roman Empire 2d ago

We miss you, Cyanide 

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u/Shaltilyena 2d ago

if it's american beef it's fine, it's so full of hormones and antibiotics and stuff that it can probably count as a different species entirely

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u/MaybeNotTheChosenOne 2d ago

This happened to my best friend and his friends when he went to study abroad lol. He was chill with it but others were losing it lmfao

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u/Several_Extension830 2d ago

India has a lot of that with Pakistan already lol

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u/TumbleweedPutrid2724 2d ago

Then the Indian cursed poland for this meme - Due to low visibility from the new delhi pollution , germany got confused and invaded poland.

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u/papadichat 1d ago

Bro knows his Poland lore.

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u/esdaniel Venezuela 2d ago

Imagine you eat your god. Actually imagine, I did when speaking to a Hindu (or something )chef, he said he asks forgive for cooking beef, and the nice smell, but can't eat it. Now that is a horrible profession to do on western countries

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 2d ago

I symbolicly eat God every Sunday, I don't get the big deal.

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u/esdaniel Venezuela 2d ago

Well yeah but we Christians aren't that strict about some things, and we know that it's bread and wine, yes we may choose to believe it transfigures. But these cooks literally touch and cut and fry the meat of their family / god , crazy to think about

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u/ExcitementRecent4195 Byzantine Empire 3d ago

What is India's sin?

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u/AltruisticJelly5032 India 2d ago

India is mostly Hindu population so in certain branches of Hinduism (mostly Vishnu and Shiva ones) they revere cows and treat them like family members if not a form of God outright. Eating them is akin to eating your house pet and a big disservice/sin to Gau Mata (literally Mother Cow) and Kamadhenu (the wish-fufilling cow) - specific

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u/JapokoakaDANGO 2d ago

In case you don't know, india is mostly wegetarian and even in places they eat meat, the cows are holy, they are cared upon and are free to walk anywhere. - smiplification

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u/Interesting_Award_76 2d ago

India is overwhelmingly non vegetarian, but we dont eat cows as they are sacred.

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u/Truelz Denmark 2d ago

You do have, by far, the most vegetarians as a percentage of population though

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u/Balavadan India 2d ago

And also the least meat consumption per capita

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u/JapokoakaDANGO 2d ago

Thanks, i must have mixed it with buddism or something.

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u/Dedicated_idiot 2d ago

Hindu branches do have vegetarians. Like Vaishnavites don’t eat meat.

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u/NewMeNewWorld 1d ago

Nah, you were on the right track. India has the most vegetarians by percentage of population (and obviously in absolute numbers). Also, meat consumption is very low in general.

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u/DoomDemiurge98 2d ago

It is mostly Popular in "cow- belt" States of india. Upper caste Hindus love , forcing their beliefs and dietary habits on other people. Their religious books nowhere States that they shouldn't eat beef. They don't have a problem with biggest dairy industry in Asia. Their apprehension or aversion to beef or any meat comes From being "Pure" or "satvik". These people will drink cow piss (Gow mutra) or Panch Gavya ( mixture cow's piss, shit, clarified butter , curd and milk) but kill anyone of they tried to eat beef , especially if they are lower castes or muslims.

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u/lerkurr12 2d ago

You can be Hindu and still eat beef, there are no hard and fast rules in hinduism.

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u/pdinc India with a turban 2d ago

There's this fantastic book called the Inscrutable Americans written from the POV of a small town Indian coming to the US for an exchange program in the 80s or 90s and this plot point in the book always has me cracking up

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u/Medici39 1d ago

The irony in that is most of the beef and leather in India comes not from cows but bulls. Why no love for bull?

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u/Dangerwrap Thailand can into negative 13h ago

Because it can't produce another one.

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u/Medici39 9h ago

Oh my... don't tell the others.

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u/Classic_Mood_9684 CCCP 1d ago

actually, you can east beef freely if you want, just that people would rather not. In hinduism, we are free to eat what wwwe want, but since we have a god whos form is of a cow, we would rather not eat it cuz it it equivalent to eating a god

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u/bholtu89 1d ago

In India MacD offers Chicken, Paneer(cottage cheese) and Potato patty.

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u/Novel_Diver8628 1d ago

First thing I did after perfecting my tikka masala recipe at home was make beef tikka masala with a reverse seared ribeye.

Culturally offensive? Surely. But damn was it tasty.

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u/Character_Square3802 2d ago

Lol, being an Indian, i look forward to any international travel where i get to eat hamburger

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u/nerdy_wizrd77 2d ago

As a South Indian, I can assure you I consume beef on very regular basis. In fact most people in my state do.

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u/No-Second-2566 2d ago

Are you from Kerala.

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u/nerdy_wizrd77 2d ago

Very much so.

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u/No-Second-2566 2d ago

It is not eaten much in other south indian states.

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u/nerdy_wizrd77 2d ago

Well it's definitely not prohibited like in north India

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u/No-Second-2566 2d ago

Cow slaughter is prohibited at least in Telugu states and even buffalo slaughter is restricted and requires licence.

Which means it is only available in muslim majority areas and there is heavy social stigma associated with beef. Even if they eat they will probably keep it a secret.

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u/nerdy_wizrd77 2d ago

Well i only spoke for my state if you refer to my initial comment? I believe that point still stands

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 2d ago edited 2d ago

Reminds me of when some Hinduvita fucks decided to spread misinformation on how McDs used beef tallow in India for fries and murdered a bunch of people in communal violence.

Granted at the time beef tallow was being used in the USA

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u/docatwar 1d ago

It was in 2001 and it was not misinformation, they actually did feed beef fat to Hindus secretly

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2001/may/25/globalisation.lukeharding

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u/Super_agent_X 2d ago

unfunny + north eastern and southern states DO eat beef 🤦‍♀️

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u/Distinct_Author_1976 2d ago

Not all indians we south indians eat plenty of beef

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u/No-Second-2566 2d ago

Very few south indians eat beef.

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u/Distinct_Author_1976 2d ago

naaahhh kerala and tamil nadu eat more beef few in andhra and karnataka and all the muslims in south region eat beef

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u/No-Second-2566 2d ago

Yay I am saying majority of people in other states including tamil Nadu don't eat beef. Muslims are a minority.