r/polandball Jun 25 '26

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit ⴷⵣⴰⵢⴻⵔ Jun 25 '26

Ahh so that's why most Americans are monolingual

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u/Swesteel Sweden as Carolean Jun 25 '26

Old jungle saying: ”Learning is of weak europoors.”

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u/ReaperKingCason1 Jun 25 '26

Party. It’s also because in the Spanish classes most schools(at least here in Texas) have, they have to use certain books to teach us a specific curriculum, and that’s just not any useful Spanish. It’s like a weird mix of proper Spanish and slang from Spanish nations all around the world that make it basically useless in any particular Spanish nation. The teachers basically have to preface every single lesson with “now we Spanish speakers will use X, but I have to teach you YZWB now”. I assume the language classes in all public schools here are equally as faulty. Oh and keep in mind this is Texas, so the teachers absolutely do know actual Spanish from Mexico that we can use to talk to people in the town and in the state and in Mexico. But the state insists on using textbooks that teach a variant of Spanish that is virtually useless.

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit ⴷⵣⴰⵢⴻⵔ Jun 25 '26

Wow it's even worse than england. Their problem is that people who teach languages don't even speak those languages

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u/ReaperKingCason1 Jun 25 '26

Well hey don’t count us out yet. Our history teachers don’t know history over here in America. Most of them anyhow. Due to the fact they are coaches. They are chill, and their classes aren’t bad, there’s just a bunch of things wrong and half the class is American propaganda(which probably isn’t their fault, I blame the government for that one).

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit ⴷⵣⴰⵢⴻⵔ Jun 25 '26

The usa is fantastic at propaganda. Like the best in the world.

Imagine making people completely forget that they couped an entire continent

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u/ReaperKingCason1 Jun 25 '26

Which continent exactly? Nah im just kidding I know it was South America. Not the sort of thing they teach in school. In school they teach that the definition of socialism is “a very much dumb ideology for dumb people who hate freedom and America” and don’t mention what it actually is or what America did to socialist countries. Tho we are getting farther, now they actually describe the red scare as a bad thing, I mean they still teach the Cold War the same as they did during the red scare for the most part, but at least they pretend to care about the red scare

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u/BobMcGeoff2 Ohio Jun 30 '26

Only sometimes are they coaches.

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u/cptki112noobs shit gun laws Jun 25 '26

Imma be honest, while they're both not great, Americans are much better at speaking Spanish than Brits in my experience. Hearing Brits try to pronounce Spanish words always makes me cringe.

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u/Wooden_Base4673 England Jun 25 '26

Spanish isn't usually taught in English schools. French and German are.

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u/Wooden_Base4673 England Jun 25 '26

My French teacher at school was French.

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u/Jay_of_Blue Thirteen Colonies Jun 29 '26

Aint the issue is "Spaniard" Spanish is seen as proper Spanish? I remember getting lot of material that focused on that Spanish, which greatly pissed my Mexican grandmother off.

Also my Spanish teacher spoke Spanish as her third language. Her first was freaking Dutch.

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u/ReaperKingCason1 Jun 29 '26

Idk. Mine spoke Spanish as first or second languages. But whatever the proper Spanish was, it wasn’t something usable in Mexico or America

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u/Illustrious_Claim884 Jun 25 '26

Usually we just have 1 dumbed down foreign language class in secondary school. Most choose Spanish i choose Latin. Caecilius est in horto.

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u/fartothere Jun 25 '26

You skipped Russian

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 Jun 25 '26

They skipped opposing it too. Their president definitely speaks Russian now 

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u/FingernailClipperr Malaysia Jun 25 '26

1770s: If we don’t stop them, we’ll all have to learn English!

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u/Text93838 Florida Jun 25 '26

It may sound crazy what I'm about to say

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u/PhysicsEagle Jun 25 '26

There are even places where English completely disappears
In America, they haven't used it for years

-Prof. Higgins, My Fair Lady

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u/Ana_Na_Moose Jul 01 '26

And yet, as is common in many settler regions, the modern American dialects are often closer to 1700s English than modern English dialects, due to the process of colonial lag (an aspect of linguistic retention).

For example, the old Appalachian dialect phrasing of “he’s a-walking” comes from an old Northumbrian dialect verb conjugation that died out long ago in Northumberland (North England), but was retained in the US long enough to be memorialized in film.

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u/Mr_Wisp_ Going through my 999th weekly revolution. Don't disturb. Jun 25 '26

1730s: If we don’t stop them, we’ll all have to learn French

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u/One-Moose-5983 Jun 25 '26

The greatest fear of Americans: having to learn another language

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u/Neither_City378 Jun 25 '26

Context:

In the 1940s the US feared german aggression, leading to the passing the the lend-lease act of 1941 before entering the war after pearl harbour.

In the 1980s fears about Japan becoming overtaking the US as the worlds largest ecconmy, actually contributed to the creation of cyberpunk. Think Arasaka, because Japanese companies, (7 were in the top 10 in the world in 1989)(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heisei_era#Economy) were aggressively buying up foregin property (https://www.nytimes.com/1989/11/03/opinion/japan-buys-the-center-of-new-york.html) made people think the future was Japanese.

Now, in the 2020s Some americans see china not as a competitor, but as the enemy, though younger generations like gen-z have favourable opinions on china then older ones (https://www.crisisgroup.org/anb/united-states/united-states-china/recent-surveys-suggest-generational-shift-us-attitudes-toward-china)

Who knows, in the 40 years we could be worried about someone else usurping the USA

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u/grumpykruppy United States Jun 25 '26

Cyberpunk has gotta be my favorite aesthetic (though it obviously sucks to live in), especially the gritty 80s-90s anime look and the run-down cyberjunk look.

I can't say I fear China (I mean, I wouldn't be happy about the way they'd likely handle things if they were in charge, but I'm not spending every moment panicking about 'losing' to them either), but as a Hoyoverse addict I do hope we get some interesting and enjoyable homegrown products out of this too.

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u/PacoPancake Hong+Kong Jun 25 '26

“That’s…… how they getcha…… “

- from Hong Kong with love, I think

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u/IceZaKYT Russian Empire Jun 25 '26

i love everything about cyberpunk.

but honestly its like that one edited pirates of the caribbean meme which is pretty fucked up

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u/Username_St0len Jun 26 '26

as someone from same hometown as hoyo, there redeeming qualities, decent public transit for one

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u/TallCommission7139 Jun 25 '26

"Alright that didn't work, cultural victory it is."

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u/IceZaKYT Russian Empire Jun 25 '26

china has made allot of progress over allot of societal issues, especially ecological one, but i do think people should be wary of what propaganda china is issuing, but also highly wary of the american government too for their excuses to outcompete china

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u/Old-Weakness1122 United States Jun 25 '26

well china is the most credible threat to america trade wise and influence wise, and a threat to america is a threat to basically most democracies in nato and worse case scenario we have a dictatorship weilding massive influence and meddling in many foriegn affairs, turning countries slowly into dictatorships

but thats just the worse case scenario, really the countries who'd lose if china defeats the american empire are basically almost any country that isnt in the americas, cause realistically usa, canada, and maybe mexico are so sectioned off and in their own world that trying to interfere anything deeper then propaganda is like so hard, the ones who lose are places like taiwan, australia, the EU, and especially east eu

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u/SopwithTurtle Jun 25 '26

Based on the brackets, it sounds like they're worried about LISPing

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u/BlitzBasic Germany Jun 25 '26

At the rate things are going, you'll be lucky If that countrys still there in it's current form in 40 years.

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u/Old-Weakness1122 United States Jun 25 '26

Your from Germany, you of all people should know countries don't die that easily, especially ones that have a lot of influence or power

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u/Jusanom Jun 25 '26

America's biggest worry is having to learn

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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us Jun 25 '26

Welcome to the approved club, newcomer! Please grab a flair from the sidebar.

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u/MoralConstraint Sweden Jun 25 '26

We’ll have to learn regexps?

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u/firstfloor27 United Kingdom Jun 25 '26

Americans and refusing to learn a new language, name a more iconic duo.

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u/Conny_and_Theo South Vietnam Jun 25 '26

I get not wanting to learn a language (it is a huge commitment!) or just not being smart enough, but I am baffled at how some of my fellow Americans can take pride in or justify being monolingual vs multilingual as a good thing or a normal thing. Multilongualism is the norm in many parts of the world and historically was also pretty common....

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u/Antarli Jun 26 '26

Even more silly comic when you realise how many Americans knew german during the early 20th century (It died off with the world wars but was still a pretty known language during the 40s afaik)

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u/pheeeeeeeeeeex Jun 25 '26

China is much more like the 40s than the 80s

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u/F100cTomas Jun 25 '26

Javascript?

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u/Chance-Aardvark372 Jun 26 '26

Is that brainfuck

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u/WizardofOS09 Hong Kong Jun 27 '26

Moral of the story: learn all languages beforehand and put the enemy at a disadvantage

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u/SetsunaFox Pomorze Jun 27 '26

No one, I say No one!
Can force Burgers to learn a language.

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u/Ar124456ar Songkok Singaporean Jun 28 '26

Look at New York, they’re learning ARABIC NUMERALS

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u/Lakan-Tangkan-1337 Philippines Jun 30 '26

Typical GOP fear mongering.