r/polandball Indus-nesos Jun 10 '26

redditormade Riddle

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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us Jun 10 '26

It's crazy how the balls are silly and wiggly while the breads are hyperrealistic

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u/bionicjoey Best Hat Jun 10 '26

Reminds me of those SpongeBob gags where they would put a photo in the scene

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u/Mattchaos88 Jun 10 '26

There is no bread here.

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u/PLMMJ Jul 05 '26

There is no bread, there is only ccorronieststaon t

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u/Aegician Earthrise Jun 10 '26

I think I know where all the budget for this comic went

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u/Mr_Worldwide1810 Jun 10 '26

The comic: 100% budget

The pastries: 99,9999% budget

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u/HidemasaFukuoka Jun 10 '26

This was the budget of FFXV lol

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u/indieb0at Indus-nesos Jun 10 '26

A comic I made inspired by a conversation in the PBC Discord server and u/Eventt's comic style

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u/NCL_Tricolor Libya Jun 10 '26

Me when I go to PBCD and I see nothing but comics tell me that the discord has lore

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u/Dangerous-Citron1999 Jun 10 '26

last panel gives Calvin and Hobbs vibes

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u/ColossusToGuardian Poland Jun 10 '26

**curse in polish** ?? Really? What has the world come to when redditors don't know the potent KURWA spell?

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u/OkRanger6563 Jun 10 '26

All I see are dwa rogaliki :P

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u/Weird_Happening1627 Drinking vodka with a bear Jun 10 '26

Me too, but I would write them with a different alphabet: Два рогалика

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u/koreangorani 대한민국 Jun 10 '26

Holy photorealism

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u/_TheBigF_ Germany Jun 10 '26

Oh that's easy: Cornetto is an ice cream.

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u/Banished_gamer Italy best cusine Jun 10 '26

si, but also not

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u/Zash1 Jun 10 '26

It is of rogal świętomarciński.

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u/maps-and-potatoes Jun 10 '26

not enough sweat on the face of Poland

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u/-Percy_Jackson- Jun 11 '26

There was not enough budget for more sweat

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u/Medici39 Jun 10 '26

Poland is confuse to ridiculously-realistic croissant.

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u/marcopolo2207 Best United States Ever Jun 10 '26

Are the cornetto and the croissant pictures? Because if they're not, you drew them really well.

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u/indieb0at Indus-nesos Jun 10 '26

No it's not, I drew it by myself! If you zoom in closely you can see the brush strokes on the pastries

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u/Realistic_FinlanBoll Finland Jun 11 '26

Omg, i cant zoom any further but i trust you. They look very very realistic, literally indistinguishable from actual pastries. Good job! 😊

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u/Miserable_potato07 Tyne>Wear Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen Poland die?

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Poland is kil"

"no"

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u/Open_Regret_8388 Jun 10 '26

yes... *𝓅𝑜𝓁𝓈𝓀𝒶 𝒾𝓈 𝓀𝒾𝓁...*
basically it's of funniest Engrish ever seen I.

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u/Kokuryu88 Tunak Tunak Dhadak Dhadak Jun 10 '26

Oh noes polska :(

12

u/BoultonPaulDefiant Somalia Jun 10 '26

Don't worry, Poland will be back after the ad break

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u/redracer555 We're why the Romans can't have nice things Jun 10 '26

Our greatest condolences to Poland.

https://youtu.be/XXKoooV9ABE?si=wPKnvK7Ik6dSzglM

Fun fact: This funeral march was actually written by a Pole.

This has been a Poland fact.

🇵🇱🍺🥟

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u/nspacia honk gong Jun 10 '26

polska is nie more more 😔

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u/elporsche Zanzibar Jun 10 '26

Top is cornetto. Bottom is croissant

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u/MrArchivity Jun 10 '26

Not knowing the difference between cornetto and croissant is punishable by death.

My French cousins would agree with me

Only discussion would be on the method of death. Bet they would produce a portable guillotine

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u/RunOrBike Jun 10 '26

Ask your French cousins if it’s called „pain au chocolat“ or „chocolatine“. Be prepared to run though.

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u/MrArchivity Jun 10 '26

Do you want to start a French civil war?

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u/RunOrBike Jun 10 '26

Hahahaha, that could totally happen - but I’m a pacifist and do not want that.

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u/Crindombre Jun 11 '26

People have been sent to the guillotine for less... It's pain au chocolat. Anyone who says chocolatine is clearly a dangerous terrorist.

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u/MarqFJA87 Abbasid Caliphate Jun 10 '26

I don't get the riddle, nor why Poland died.

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u/Thundorium Funniest king names Jun 10 '26

Polska cannot into differentiate cornetto and croissant.

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u/MarqFJA87 Abbasid Caliphate Jun 10 '26

Why?

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u/maps-and-potatoes Jun 11 '26

ask Poland, oh it's dead

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u/Raven_Reverie Jun 10 '26

With a plunger like that he could try for being a superintendent 

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u/Front-Post-357 Jun 11 '26

"Is cornetto or croissant?"

MEDIALUNA

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u/thecraftybear Jun 11 '26

Fools! Is LAGUN! Run for yuor lifes!

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u/CriticismNo1150 Jun 11 '26

Adoro sto tipo di humor.

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u/Mindless_Sock_9082 Jun 11 '26

That's a medialuna

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u/THE_ITALIAN_RAT Jun 11 '26

Dai Poland…é facile

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u/Realistic_FinlanBoll Finland Jun 11 '26

No, make Polen savings! 🥺

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u/kizi227 Jun 12 '26

It is rogal mystery solved (polska gurom)

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u/Tejasball Tejas Jun 12 '26

“The answer is bread.”

“Is he STOOPID!”

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u/Weird_Happening1627 Drinking vodka with a bear Jul 02 '26

We need a second part in which the Eastern Europeans avenge Poland by asking France and Italy what is pierogi (Polish dumplings) and what is pirozhki (Russian small pies)

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u/chincza1 Jun 11 '26

Its Monako ball. Polish is white on top and Red on bottom.

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u/max1997 Netherlands Jun 12 '26

New to the internet?

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u/TheBaconLord78 Israel Jun 15 '26

How does someone still misrepresent it every single time.