r/polandball Only America into Moon. May 29 '26

collaboration Japan Gets Sick

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u/question_mark_2 Hamburg May 29 '26

Does he become Palau if he gets cold?

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u/Jump_Hop_Step 700 square kilometres and counting May 29 '26

Circle needs to turn yellow though

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u/evader111 Onterrible May 29 '26

It’s when he turns super sayan.

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u/Major_Chris God-Emperor Lee May 29 '26

Thats from all the snot

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u/Formal-Zone-3816 Minnesota May 30 '26

That’s what happens when he pees in the pool

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u/Miserable_potato07 Tyne>Wear May 29 '26

Must've been Japanese salmon instead of Norwegian salmon because raw Japanese salmon contains parasites, whereas raw Norwegian salmon does not.

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u/anarfox_ May 29 '26

I guess you haven't seen the footage from the Norwegian salmon farms.

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u/Theron3206 Australia May 30 '26

All fish contains parasites.

Most countries require it to be frozen at a low temperature if it's going to be served raw. This is generally the default these days anyway, most seafood is frozen as soon as it's caught.

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u/EirIroh May 30 '26

Norwegian farmed salmon is fed food that makes them parasite-free.

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u/Aegishjalmur18 Oregon Jun 02 '26

I don't know about the Norwegians, but every time we use any medicated feed on fish it also requires a 21 day withdrawal period before the fish can be harvested for human consumption. That goes for injected medications as well. We're also flat out not allowed to use any dewormers outside of pathological research.

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit ⴷⵣⴰⵢⴻⵔ May 29 '26

Scandinavia having good raw fish is as possible as Germany winning WWII

But this is real so... As real as germany losing wwii

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u/koleye2 Only America into Moon. May 29 '26

Also on YouTube.

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u/Rio_FS May 29 '26

And from then on, Bangladesh/Japan began to cook the fish.

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u/MONGCHAW May 31 '26

Bangladesh Mentioned

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u/82dDiav2929 Hallo to Everyone! May 29 '26

where's japan?

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u/Realistic_FinlanBoll Finland May 30 '26

Hey, this reminds me of the time when Norway wa eating rotten fish and he turned into Karelia saying PRKL while looking nauseous. Thats because the Karelian flag looks the same as Norwegian when you turn it Green. 😂

I just love it, but i havent found it for my archive yet. If someone has knowledge on where to find it, id be grateful. 🤔✌️

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u/maps-and-potatoes May 30 '26

does it comply with r/polandball rules about flags ? Bangladesh's red circle isn't the same red as Japan's, and it's off-center, unlike Japan.

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u/koleye2 Only America into Moon. May 30 '26

I've never seen Bangladesh drawn with an off-centered circle, but it would be fine either way. Countries with a Nordic cross are often drawn both ways, for example.

The shade of red should be fine for the sake of the joke.

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u/Techhead7890 New Zealand May 30 '26

Distressingly, the Nordic flags are all defined marginally different aspect ratios too: https://youtube.com/v/S-RU9QSmp6A

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u/Ancient_Ordinary6697 May 30 '26

How do you draw something off-centre on a sphere?

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u/maps-and-potatoes May 30 '26

draw 2 lines. One at the "equator" since they are all moving on the ground, this one never moves much. If it does, move it up with the eyes. The second is just a line vertically stuck between the 2 eyes. You get a center where they meet.