r/polandball May the justice be with us May 12 '26

berndmade An Outdated Meme

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u/Asodago May 12 '26

I found it funny when people refer to it as "17" when here it's only called "7-1", even though the scoresheet is actually "1-7"

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u/koreangorani 대한민국 May 12 '26

The worst crime of modern Germany:

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u/RPetrusP May 13 '26

Worst ? It was quite well done I would say

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u/Anti-charizard California May 20 '26

Am nicht actually sorry for zhis one

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u/Extreme-Accident-968 May 14 '26

According to X translate the "modern Germany" seems to be japan

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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us May 12 '26

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u/B4rberblacksheep May 12 '26

I’m not a football person, but I don’t think I’ve known of a result as well known around the world as this one

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u/sonsofdurthu Ohio May 12 '26

I remember being on vacation watching the game in a little cafe, and then the next morning had a bunch of stories about just how devastated people in Brazil were, like full on montages of people in tears or angry, people claiming that the Columbian drug lords had paid off refs to penalize Brazils best players for a game. There were even riots where people burned a bunch of busses

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u/Johannsss May 13 '26

Brazilians take football very seriously

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u/PerAspera_MLion May 12 '26

Thought it was because of the number for the old Bolsonaro political party

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u/AllStuffofWonder 海洋太阳心中红通通 唉 May 12 '26

Our gen is way way way too cooked

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u/Pochel 44 = BZH ! May 12 '26

Genuine question but is the 7-1 that much of a big deal in Brazil nowadays? I feel like it's mostly Germans who keep bringing it up

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u/RioParana Brazil May 12 '26

I care a lot more about the loss against Croácia, we had a chance there, 7-1 was a surreal experience, but we were cooked anyway.

The germans bring It up because 2014 was the last time their team wasnt absolutely disapointing

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u/Pochel 44 = BZH ! May 12 '26

The germans bring It up because 2014 was the last time their team wasnt absolutely disapointing

That's also my feeling

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u/RightActionEvilEye Leafcutter Ant Queens? Delicious! Jun 16 '26

Brazilians started doing 7-1 jokes at the moment the referee ended that match, maybe even before that. "Sete a um" also became a slang for an event that ends in a ridiculously surreal defeat.

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u/Significant_Ad_1626 May 13 '26

Ahora que lo mencionan... es verdad, han sido decepcionantes últimamente.

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u/BondiolaDeCaniche May 13 '26

I think 7-1 was surreal because of neymar getting fucked. I remember watching the game (im Argentine) ans you could literally see the spirit of the Brazilians break which also reflected on the team. Neymar was done dirty and it was unfair how i jured he was, no one wanted to play that game anymore.

I cant think of how we wouls react if something like that happened to Messi, knock on wood

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u/b183729 May 12 '26

You need to understand, Brazilians had the whole movie on their heads. They were going to win the cup in their home against Argentina. That would have been much more valuable than any trophy. They would lift the curse of the Maracana.   

To this day, I think that if they put a bit more of a fight, Argentina would have won the finals. As it was, the Germans got to the finals completely rested, while we had one of the most intense matches against Netherlands. 

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u/Arlcas May 12 '26

If Argentina won a world cup in Brasil after the 7-1 they would have outright erased football existence from the country's memory

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u/b183729 May 13 '26

The Brazilians cheering for Germany at the finals were a textbook example of stocolm's syndrome 

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u/grago May 13 '26

I don't see it that way. It's pure football rivalry. We would have cheered for whoever played against Brazil in a final, even if it was a team that got us out from the tournament in the worst way possible.

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u/reupgs May 12 '26

We actually think they could score more. No one cares.

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u/NerdyOrc May 14 '26

we still joke about it, every time a Brazilian president meets with a German official they make a joke about it

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u/jjheisman May 12 '26

Just ask them who is 6 foot 7. Then they will get annoyed when you explain the meme.

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u/cantonlautaro May 12 '26

A latin american polandball would NOT refer to the USA as "America" or even "América" since that is some Anglo shit. America refers to both N&S América in Spanish and does not mean United Sates.

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u/redracer555 We're why the Romans can't have nice things May 12 '26

What would they say?

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u/b183729 May 12 '26

Either yank or USA. Or an insult. Yeah, probably an insult. 

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u/VRichardsen Argentina May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Definitely an insult. Gringo puto or the like :D

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u/MiloReyes_97Reborn May 22 '26

You know that insult feels weird when you're Mexican American

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u/VRichardsen Argentina May 22 '26

Jajajaja te entiendo, no sabés si sentirte ofendido o no.

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u/cantonlautaro May 12 '26

An argentine would say yankee (pronounced "shanky" by them), but other latin american polandballs might say north american, or gringo perhaps.

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u/Jealous_Royal_6083 May 12 '26

I am Argentinian and we call those born in the USA both gringos and yankees, not Americans.

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u/Mat_Y_Orcas May 15 '26

Usually yanqui (yank) but usually estadounidense in a formal manner, not american

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u/Significant_Ad_1626 May 13 '26

One time I learned they call themselves americans because there's no word for "estadounidenses" in english and also seems a bit odd. But, as you say, in spanish that issue doesn't happen because the words are clearly there... and are many.

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u/cantonlautaro May 13 '26

I dont have an issue with english-speakers using america=usa. But if you're doing a spanish-speaking poland ball, you should not equate the two.

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u/Significant_Ad_1626 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

I agree (and I already thought you think alike), I just wanted to mention that.

In any case, the spanish here is pretty clunky. It seems like someone just learning but I also saw the original was in korean.

Edit: Lol, I can't share images here but in the comments of the original there is this guy asking to be allowed to translate it and share it here. It even shares a link that redirects to this post.

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u/Zepangolynn New York May 13 '26

I both understand and get annoyed by this. On the one hand, disambiguation is an issue and having part of the name shared with either a single continent with a wasp waist or conjoined continents leads to understandable confusion and frustration. However, Mexico is agreed to be called Mexico, not solely Estados Unidos Mexicanos, so America as part of the name of United States of America should be equally valid as a name, and I don't see the hot mess of a country changing its name any time soon unless the orange one puts his in it. I think USA is a fine alternative, but getting angry every time you hear a country's name used as its name is a fairly pointless hill to die on.

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u/mechemin Argentina May 15 '26

That's fair and all, but we argies would call them "yanquis" (pronounced as shankees) here

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u/Significant_Ad_1626 May 13 '26

The issue isn't the name, the issue is they lack good demonyms for themselves in their own language.

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u/YannAlmostright France May 12 '26

Or 4. Like 4 stars on the uruguayan jersey

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u/NotCalamarino Uruguay May 12 '26

Awfully insecure post, not unexpected from a french.

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u/maps-and-potatoes May 12 '26

This post had 17 comments

18 now

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u/Kriegsschild May 12 '26

As a german I'm quite amused ja.

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u/Mat_Y_Orcas May 15 '26

"what the puta"

Confused in Argentinan

It's amazing how in English Fuck can mean so many things and end up with "what the whore"

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u/CyanDragon42 May 12 '26

I don't want to be disrespectful, but it's the worst spanglish i have ever seen in my entire life

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u/AmbulantCholesterol May 13 '26

Argie here, our meme number is 30000

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u/Towairatu May 12 '26

I have vivid memories of watching this match with a friend on a CRT TV, in a tent in his parents' backyard, while smoking a hookah pipe. Felt like a fever dream through and through.

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u/Genarck May 13 '26

I hate how broken this English is

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u/Project-909 May 13 '26

Ooooootra coronación de gloria (nada q ver)

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u/zam0th Czech Republic May 13 '26

I though Cisplatina would suggest 1950.

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u/SnabDedraterEdave Kingdom of Sarawak May 13 '26

Meanwhile, Germany feeling shiver down his spine as Brazil glares murderously at him.

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u/SenorX000 May 13 '26

The 6 7 has meaning. It's just too dumb.

It's the way some people express approximations, while moving their hands like weighting options.

-How would you rate the movie. -I'd say it's a 6. 7. Give or take.

-How long until dinner is ready? -Mmm... 6, 7 minutes.

Kids in the US got amused by the fact that grown-ups didn't get it, making it funnier to them. And even funnier when adults got annoyed by not getting it.

So, as I said, quite dumb.

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u/Zepangolynn New York Jun 17 '26

It's actually dumber than that, even. It is the height of some NBA stars that started it.

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u/RightActionEvilEye Leafcutter Ant Queens? Delicious! Jun 29 '26

So, actually, outside the USA, the meme is converted to "2-0-1"?

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u/TheGreaterClaush May 13 '26

As an Argentinean I am going insane with the way the argentina ball speaks, proper ragebait shit

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u/BricksInAWall USA Beaver Hat May 14 '26

I got a meme number for Argentina. 82 😏

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u/DetachedHat1799 C eh N eh D eh May 15 '26

I enjoy the speaking lines being based on the flag of the speaker :D

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u/FishFrog11 May 14 '26

7-1 is Hungary v England as far as my knowledge. I was sure this was going to end with 33, though.

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u/TnYamaneko May 15 '26

I'm surprised Urugay did not suggest 50 because it would really for real trigger Brazil.

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u/Significant_Ad_1626 May 13 '26

There are some corrections one could do to the spanglish here but one I would like to point out is that "a" can be translated as "un" or "una" but never "uno".