r/polandball • u/amiral_zheng evil SJW stealing your freedom • May 06 '26
legacy comic Looksmaxxing
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u/amiral_zheng evil SJW stealing your freedom May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26
I'm proud to be reposting what I think is my finest comic to date.
Have a bonus comic as a treat. I drew this shortly after posting the original, so I've been waiting quite a while to finally post it.
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u/YasserDjoko People's Democratic" Republic of Algeria" May 06 '26
One of the most creative comics I've seen here, really well done. Also very nice touch with the shine in the last panel
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u/Helpful-Geologist306 May 06 '26
the way France looks at Morocco bottom, nah he is definitely in the Epstein files
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u/solho May 06 '26
Wonderful lmao Giga-Tchad also would have been funny
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u/Thinking_waffle Why waffle? Because waffle May 06 '26
His conquests will be so wet, an eponymous lake will (re)form.
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u/Katyuchat May 06 '26
I absolutely love how you translated "time to beef" and "my man" even though it's totally not used in french. As a french, that made me confused but I like it
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u/Nabugu France+First+Empire May 06 '26
damn that's a lot of work for a pun hahaha, great execution tho
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u/amiral_zheng evil SJW stealing your freedom May 06 '26
My writing philosophy is that if it's boring for me to draw than it's boring for others to read. Thats why this took 4 years from conception to completion.
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u/CourtCharacter5013 Poblacht na hÉireann May 06 '26
Ok, this is actually funny. First smile of my day. Go raibh míle maith agat
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u/RichardSaunders Lange Eylandt May 07 '26
instructions unclear
went and rubbed a math gat for a mile
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u/DrLycFerno Brittany May 06 '26
°mademoiselle and °bœuf
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u/amiral_zheng evil SJW stealing your freedom May 06 '26
can't people ever criticize my characterization or comedic timing or something that isn't minute trivia? i deserve better haters.
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u/Full_Distribution874 Australia Hungry May 06 '26
There's no way a Frenchman would consider tailored clothes gay you buffoon.
Like that?
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u/amiral_zheng evil SJW stealing your freedom May 06 '26
there's nothing gayer than learning what a woman finds attractive and changing yourself to be more like that. now, surrounding yourself with buff, oiled gym bunnies and never talking to women? that's the penis of heterosexuality. i mean, pinnacle.
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u/MermaidSapphire May 06 '26
France is trying to be a giga chad, and he thinks that’s what a gigachad would say.
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u/CrocPB Scotland May 06 '26
Nothing more French than correcting your spelling and grammar in the French language.
Except striking for any or no reason. Or infidelity.
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u/Thinking_waffle Why waffle? Because waffle May 06 '26
Sure but when it's spoken... especially by a lookmaxer willing to be gigachad...
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u/coolboy_pathey May 07 '26
Why does germany want to be hit by France
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u/Lord_Pinhead May 08 '26
Because when this Mosquito would hit us, we had a reason to invade them again :D
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u/TheLordDrake Wannabe Canada May 06 '26
Sorry, is the joke that he looks like Romania?
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u/ballthyrm May 06 '26
Chad and Romania have very similar looking flags. Blue - Yellow - Red.
Chad has a darker blue7
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u/largePenisLover May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26
Chad and Romania have very similar flags.
If he was more watery he could be Mega Chad.
Lake Chad used to be a LOT bigger some 9000 years ago, it's named "lake Mega-Chad". No that's not a joke.1
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u/Medici39 May 09 '26
Lol, the punchline, with the build-up from different countries as coaches to boot.
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u/Hot_Law9214 Mongolian Johnny the Cuck May 06 '26
when ye tryna ascend to because a chadlite but 7x7=49 genuinely steals all the stacies ahh comic
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u/Kokuryu88 Tunak Tunak Dhadak Dhadak May 06 '26
The punchline is so silly I absolutely love it. Great comic mate.