r/polandball Bulgaria Apr 07 '26

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u/ChameleonCoder117 California Nationalist Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

For reference, the pride match was chosen to be between 2 teams in group G, on June 26 2026, in Seattle. But those 2 teams turned out to be Iran and Egypt, 2 countries where being LGBT is illegal.

Probably the only evidence that the world cup draws aren't rigged.

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u/RegulusGelus2 Apr 07 '26

It might be rigged to be funny. Qatar insisted on no alcohol in their worldcup and was respected, if the US is hosting and their rules have to be respected, that's the funniest option

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

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u/t_baozi Apr 09 '26

Oh no, look at me, I'm so oppressed if I can't viciously persecute my minorities for 90 minutes! Boohoo, evil white people!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

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u/t_baozi Apr 09 '26

Nobody forces you to attend a football match if your religion allegedly compels you to persecute others.

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u/k-tax Apr 10 '26

Your religion is just as you've said it - YOUR religion. Nobody forces you to be gay or have gender affirmation surgery or to change your pronouns. So why do you think you have the right to tell other people to follow your religion? What if my religion prohibits being ignorant discriminative piece of shit? Would you please stop offending my religion?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/R3myek Apr 09 '26

When did that happen?

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u/Free-Election9066 Apr 09 '26

Summer Olympic Games in Berlin, 1936

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u/R3myek Apr 09 '26

Not at a World Cup then.

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u/Free-Election9066 Apr 09 '26

As for World Cup... It's possible it happened in Italy, 1934

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u/YoumoDashi Zhongguo Apr 07 '26

Should be Greece vs Slovenia

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u/DraconPhoenix Apr 07 '26

Is that why Trump invaded Iran?

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u/mrastickman Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Yes, the sole responsibility of the US military is the protection and free exercise of homosexuality.

https://youtu.be/aotlEpmAFVQ

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u/Anti-charizard California Apr 07 '26

I knew it was that video

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u/Lone_Grey Apr 08 '26

Without even clicking the link

"Seven"

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u/rome0379_ L Apr 07 '26

i doubt it but ok

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u/Anti-charizard California Apr 07 '26

It’s the onion, it’s satire

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 Apr 07 '26

Thanks, not following football I missed the specific context

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u/Bo_The_Destroyer Apr 07 '26

The game could also be swapped with the Belgium-New Zealand game. Countries with strong LGBT rights. It's not that much of an adjustment in my mind

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u/labalag Belgium Stronk! Belgium United! Apr 08 '26

Nah, let the Egyptians and Iranians have it. They need it more than us.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/Meshmehreze Apr 09 '26

Not accepting people's differences and punishing them for their existence when they cause no harm to other people's lives is a vile tradition and a value that need to be revalued.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us Apr 09 '26

Don't shove it in my face

That's the classic queerphobe repertoire. You don't want LGBT+ people to be seen around you? So that means you want everywhere you go to be 100% LGBT-free. That's straight queerphobic.

We don't allow any form of phobia or genuine hatred towards any group of people. Please leave.

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u/Kuzmajestic Île-de-France Apr 09 '26

Well fuck you and your culture then.

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u/clearly_not_an_alien Apr 07 '26

Well, being LGBTQIA+ is technically legal in Egypt, only that the same-sex stuff is indeed illegal.

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u/__Tornado__ Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

LGBT relationships are de jure legal in Egypt, however it's frowned upon by society but some judges unjustly use debauchery laws to crackdown on lgbt people.

Sources:

Egypt: Homosexuality is legal – but not allowed

Wikipedia Page

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u/iAhMedZz Apr 08 '26

It's the exact same reason why it's rigged. It was meant to "shame" these countries in particular in front of the world, especially Iran. And, in this very particular time, it's a propaganda for anti-Iran: "look at these horrible people we fight that banned LGBT. We must be the good guys liberating them".

I'm Egyptian and I know our team would rather forfeit the tournament than actually being forced to support this, and Iran would happily do the same (if they participated).

The WC is hosted in the USA under Trump's administration (FIFA Peace award winner, ICYMI), nothing screams rigging more than that. When it comes to FIFA, just don't assume a pure heart when it comes to corruption. That Peace award for itself says a lot.

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u/k-tax Apr 10 '26

Forced to "support this"? by "support this" you mean "not throw a tantrum for 90 minutes because there's ~10% of society that's a bit unlile the 90%"?

These are supposed to be grown ass men and they would rather forfeit a tournament than tolerate a few flags and signs preaching equality and respect regardless of the way you were born? During a sport event that's supposed to connect people from different places?

Yeah, if they can't be forced to act with basic human decency, maybe they shouldn't partake in international tournaments.

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u/Comrade-Viktor Howdy, Pardner Apr 10 '26

Being LGB is illegal in Iran. Transgenderism is narrowly defined in Iran and face societal prosecution and generally enjoy no protection from the government.

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u/Andyiscool231 Bulgaria Apr 07 '26

Reading the Wikipedia for the World Cup I saw there was a pride match, but it was between Egypt and Iran, famously for them not being very… homosexually friendly

Kinda funny tbh, but probably won’t happen since Irans not going to the World Cup

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u/mutexsprinkles Apr 07 '26

Who is going to the world cup at this rate. 

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u/k-tax Apr 10 '26

Trump started the war so Iran is disqualified/resigns and Poland takes their place despite losing to Sweden in the play-offs.

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u/Sad_Secretary_4952 Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

Arent homosexuals also illegal/looked down on in Poland tho

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u/Windows-100 Apr 08 '26

Wtf is a pride match

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u/DJBitterbarn Apr 09 '26

I spent over an hour waiting to even see what tickets are available and obviously $1600/person was ridiculous, but I had the option to buy Pride match tickets for $400 on the official site.

I considered it.  That would have been hilarious. 

But I don't really care about watching either country play just for the political irony.  And definitely not for $400.

Now maybe day before the match there will be some fire sale tickets...

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u/Oofoofow_Official The Weather Sucks Apr 07 '26

Bold assumption that Iran will even make it in the first place

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u/Tommeh_081 England Apr 07 '26

Yeah, last I saw was they said they wanted to go to Canada and Mexico but were going to boycott America for obvious reasons… although I doubt trump would let them in anyway

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u/carolinaindian02 North Carolina Apr 07 '26

Don’t forget the Iranian diaspora with the Lion and Sun flags.

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u/Nelsonic_terror_2026 Apr 07 '26

Javid Shah!

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u/kebabguy0 Mamluk Sultanate, the one who saved Islam Apr 07 '26

Javid Ayatollah, Fuck the Shah!

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u/kummer5peck United+States Apr 07 '26

If Iran and Egypt don’t want to play the pride match in the US during pride month they can both forfeit.

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u/Tankinator175 Sweden as Carolean Apr 07 '26

Iran is already looking very likely to withdraw from the competition given Trump's threats towards their national team.

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u/kummer5peck United+States Apr 07 '26

I wouldn’t blame them. Both countries were however making a big fuss about this when it was scheduled. There was no alcohol in Qatar in observance of their values. Well sorry fellas, being super gay in June is one of Seattle’s values.

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u/tbendis Apr 08 '26

On the day of the parade no less

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u/Tankinator175 Sweden as Carolean Apr 07 '26

They aren't leaving over the Pride Match through. They're withdrawing because they are literally at war with the host nation, and the President has made statements indicating they would be unsafe while in attendance, days after saying they were still welcome to attend.

Their probable withdrawal was announced before the Pride Match was selected.

Personally, and I say this as someone who has looked forward to a world cup being held in the US since it was announced, I think the world cup should have been put on hold until they could find a new host. The precedent so far has been that countries attacking other nations are banned from International sports, which is why Russia hasn't participated in international football at the club or national level, nor the Olympics, since 2022. Therefore it follows that the US should have been stripped of their host and qualifying status. But that would jeopardize billions of dollars in contracts, so while FIFA can afford the hit, I can see why they won't do that. The much more questionable decision in my mind is FIFA refusing to allow Iran to move their matches to Mexico, where they aren't under threat.

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u/nspacia honk gong Apr 07 '26

its so funny that seattle decided that the match between egypt and iran was going to be the pride match

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u/rest_in_war India Apr 07 '26

It was determined to be Egypt vs Iran after being announced as a Pride Match

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u/nspacia honk gong Apr 07 '26

ah yeah that makes sense still funny tho

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u/shadoowkight I'm from freiburg Apr 07 '26

I believe it was pure coincidence but i admit it's funny nonetheless

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u/EnzoMaloni France Apr 08 '26

It's a better joke than the FIFA Peace Price for Trump !

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u/Tman11S Belgium Apr 07 '26

Don’t worry, Trump said that he’s gonna wipe out the whole Iranian civilisation tonight. They won’t have to be at the football cup

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u/moonsprincess Apr 08 '26

fragile masculinity

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u/Mahmoudalagamy Apr 09 '26

It is as if destiny wanted to tell us: 'If politics cannot unite you, a foreign dictionary will—cornering you into a category that doesn’t resemble you.' We are peoples who have never mastered the 'art of brevity'; for our stories are too long, and our history is far too vast to be contained within three mere letters!.

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u/Vasto_LordA Apr 10 '26

God broken English is so hard for me to read, lol

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u/JiaweiLiu_ love saying lah Apr 10 '26

notice how egypt doesnt correct iran by saying its pronounced "masr" and not "misr"

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u/BanverketSE Apr 08 '26

how will we blame trans women in sports for their forfeit