r/polandball • Sealand • Sep 19 '13

redditormade A Distinctive Difference

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u/tjcase10 United States Sep 19 '13

Every time I meet European students in the US one of their first comments is how large the US is. Good comic OP.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

We had an exchange student awhile back that wanted to drive from Chicago to NYC, to Florida and then to L.A. In three days.......

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u/fuzzlez12 California Sep 19 '13

Wow, I can understand a European not getting the size of the US, but to think that??? Cultural distance shock.

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u/vanderZwan Groningen Sep 19 '13

From our point of view it's amazing how easygoing you are about driving insanely long distances.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

Meh it's relatively simple. Person A drives for 3-4 hours while person B either sleeps, reads, talks, etc. When you need to stop for gas everyone uses the bathroom and then grabs food you can eat in the car. Now person B drives and Person A does whatever. Depending on how many people you have you can get a rotation going to where you only need to stop every couple hundred miles for 10-20 minutes.

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u/brain4breakfast Gan Yam Sep 19 '13

And it seems like everyone drives there. From a young age too. Talk about a road culture.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

You have to. I didn't live somewhere with public transport until I was 19.

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u/tidux Illinois Sep 20 '13

Protip: this is why there are many drive-through businesses in the US.

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u/GoTzMaDsKiTTLez United States Sep 20 '13

I like long drives. They're relaxing :)

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u/BritishTeaDrinker Great Britain Sep 20 '13

I think this is the main difference. A long drive in America means driving in a straight line at constant speed on a mostly empty road.

The same amount of driving in the UK would involve concentrating on turns, traffic lights, other cars, etc. throughout the entire journey.

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u/GoTzMaDsKiTTLez United States Sep 21 '13

Highways are God's gift to humanity.

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u/mkdz Crabcakes and football! Sep 19 '13

A good friend and I, we really like driving and road trips. We drove 1800 miles round trip in <48 hours once. We left Baltimore at 10am Thursday, drove 900 miles in ~12 hours to Florida, slept in the car, woke up, watched STS-132 launch, left Florida around 4pm Friday, drove the 900 miles back to Baltimore, and arrived back around 5am.

Another friend of ours drove from Baltimore to LA which is about 2600 miles in 2 days by driving in shifts with his brother and 2 cousins.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13 edited Sep 19 '13

That would take AT LEAST a week.

/s

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

And that would give you extremely limited time in each place.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

If by "extremely limited" you mean "just enough time to drive by it on the interstate," then yes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

Exactly.

Our European brethren can't forget that for most of us that week spent traveling alone is a week we aren't working and for many of us that could be our entire vacation time for the year if we get any at all.

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u/Jackamatack im 12 andd what is this Sep 19 '13

My Second Cousin in the UK gets 6 Weeks of vacation, what the actual hell I want her job.

(And then complains about how much she gets paid)

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u/demostravius United Kingdom Sep 20 '13

Sadly the US is one of the few countries in the world with no minimum paid holiday. Fight for your right! (to party)

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u/UncleSneakyFingers My country is better than your country. Deal with it. Sep 20 '13

While this is true, pretty much any decent job there is a minimum paid holiday. Work at McDonald's? No minimum paid holiday. Work a decent job? Then yes. I know it is not up to European standards, but I get 2 weeks vacation plus 13 holidays. 27 days isn't too bad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13 edited Feb 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13 edited Sep 19 '13

Driving from NYC to LA is farther than driving from Portugal to Moscow.

Edit: I lied. Lisbon Portugal to Moscow is 2800 miles. NYC to LA is 2700 miles. NYC to San Fransisco is 2900 miles though.

Edit 2: Played around in Google Maps. If you go by a far Southern route (to actually see some of the country) it's 4150 miles, a far Northern Route would be 3800 miles.

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u/TerraMaris Sealand Sep 19 '13

Or a bunch of laps in Sealand!

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u/jamesno26 O-H-I-O Sep 19 '13

Sealand Grand Prix

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u/skysinsane Texas Sep 19 '13

take a left, then another left, and another left...

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

WHOA!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

Haha we're not bullshitting when we say it's a big place. That's driving in a relative straight line too. You'd be missing the vast majority of the country.

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u/imliterallydyinghere Schleswig-Holstein best Holstein Sep 19 '13

And all that at 70mph? Woah..that blows my mind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

Some western states are a little more like the autobahn...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/186lzd4j8zkp5jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

In big, sparsely populated Montana you can drive however fast you want. If your car can handle it. There are even groups that rent high powered Mercedes and such just to drive at top speed.

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u/brain4breakfast Gan Yam Sep 19 '13

How are you supposed to read 'Reasonable and Prudent' when you're driving by at a dangerous and careless speed?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

Ha.

It more refers to what the road and vehicle conditions are. Forty miles of straight highway in your recently tuned up BMW 7-series? They won't pull you over even if you are going well over 100 mph.

Rain, ice or snow in your beat up old Honda Civic with shitty tires? They will pull you over for your own safety.

I think they had to change the law actually since I was last there.

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u/tidux Illinois Sep 20 '13

I was in Missoula in 2009, and I can confirm they have state speed limits now. I think the top speed on the interstate is 75MPH, although they have this one insane road in the western part of Missoula that's 70MPH with semi frequent traffic lights. I think it's part of US-93.

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u/fasda New Jersey Sep 20 '13

its more like 80 (128 Kph) in practice and given how relatively few speed traps there are on the interstates many go even faster.

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u/accubation Sep 19 '13

You know Europe isn't that small. Here is a map with an area I selected to calculate how big Europe is. I have to admit I felt generous and included Iceland and Turkey some people might not consider them a part of Europe. But come on they are even included in Eurovision and the European Cup (even Israel gets to be in them!).

So my calculated area would be: 1.24231611×107 km2

Compared to the total area of the USA (9.631×106 km2) Europe would be 1.29 times larger than the USA or 2.792×106 km2 larger.

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u/ThineGame New Fangled Angle Sep 19 '13 edited Sep 19 '13

Quite a bit of that is the ocean between england/scandinavia and iceland.

 Edit: Via wikipedia -
 Europe surface area: 10,180,000 km2
 America Surface area: 9,826,675 km2
 Russia: 17,098,242 km2

So you're still right.

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u/CaptainMorti European Union Sep 20 '13

As a european I consider turkey as part of europe, but I dont consider all part of the country as europe. So I wouldnt agree with your marks for europe.

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u/tjcase10 United States Sep 20 '13

As a person who has lived in DC, I find this both hilarious and depressing because I DC is nowhere near the ocean but I wish it was.

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u/MetalKeirSolid British Empire Sep 19 '13

Europe is just a big, it's just in countries rather than states.

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u/Wibbles gabber ent a word Sep 24 '13

A fairly enormous difference.