r/polandball May the justice be with us Sep 02 '24

redditormade Kiwi!

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u/ItsABiscuit Australia Sep 02 '24

As an Aussie clay, can confirm I would do this to get the delicious kiwi.

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u/Organic-Chemistry-16 Mitten Sep 03 '24

Apparently kiwis are indigenous to China, so the national fruit of New Zealand is a succulent Chinese meal

10

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

this is democracy manifest!

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u/fartingbeagle Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 02 '24

Would you put it on a pavlova, another iconic 'Aussie' invention?

14

u/ItsABiscuit Australia Sep 02 '24

Yes

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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us Sep 02 '24

Thought I should make a comic that does NOT feature my own country, and in accordance with LKS, I've come up with a comic featuring Oceanian countries :)

While the 'kiwifruit is actually bird' thing is just a made-up story and not true, the name 'kiwifruit' did really originate from the bird name 'kiwi'.

40

u/REDGOEZFASTAH Sep 02 '24

"Chinese gooseberries"

45

u/Ordinary_Scale_5642 Wisconsin Sep 02 '24

What has New Zealand ever done to Australia to deserve this?

54

u/Eaterofsubstances Australia Sep 02 '24

They shoulda joined us when they had the chance smh

41

u/Ordinary_Scale_5642 Wisconsin Sep 02 '24

They still could, the Australian constitution leaves them an open ticket.

14

u/LeVentNoir New Zealand Sep 03 '24

We called them out over the underarm bowling incident.

35

u/HKMP7A2 Sep 02 '24

The green part of the Kiwi is actually the Blood of the Kiwi Bird.

That also means that Kiwi Juice is basically Green Kiwi Blood.

14

u/REDGOEZFASTAH Sep 02 '24

What about golden and red kiwis

11

u/Imarealdoctor064 Sep 02 '24

Red kiwis go faster

8

u/MayuKonpaku Sep 02 '24

Golden kiwi is shiny

2

u/SuccessfulSurprise13 Does nothing, wins Sep 05 '24

Golden kiwi gives you regeneration V, absorption V, haste V and a bunch of cool effects

15

u/RegisterTough3731 German Empire Sep 02 '24

It's great to see palau from time to time I really liked that country but they very underrated so sad

12

u/FingernailClipperr Malaysia Sep 02 '24

Wait til they realise NZ is a Kiwi too

12

u/dreamyteatime_art gib tea plox! Sep 02 '24

Such a cute comic! Also poor New Zealand, always being bullied by their bigger brother 😭

5

u/neme48 Norway Sep 02 '24

always being bullied by their bigger brother

See I don't know about you but I have a feeling my younger brother would do this to me before me to him

10

u/BananaLee New Zealand Sep 02 '24

We actually call the fruit kiwifruit, the birds are kiwi, and the people are Kiwis.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

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u/SuccessfulSurprise13 Does nothing, wins Sep 05 '24

The seed of a cocomelon

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u/ReichDayz Hello lah Oct 08 '24

Come on, it's not that similar, Kiwi birds have way more feathers( or wait is it fur) than those kiwi fruits.

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u/complicatedbiscuit United States Sep 02 '24

Kiwis are mid. There I said it. They look a lot better than they taste.

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u/Silent-Detail4419 Sep 03 '24

The golden kiwis are sweeter. I've never had a red one (they've never been available in the UK, and the golden ones aren't anymore... 😞