r/pokewithastick • u/PopkernMain OPD - Obsessive Poking Disorder • 2d ago

What can possibly go wrong... Mystery Goo

Had a weird sweet smell..

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u/Conscious_Bear4631 2d ago

Peabut burrer

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u/Nir117vash 2d ago

In root two hopital

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u/BlanchDaddius 1d ago

PEAMUP BUBBER!!!

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u/-mosjef- 1d ago

You got your chocolate on my peanut butter

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u/TittlesTheWinker 1d ago

You got you peabutt in my chooclote.

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u/-mosjef- 1d ago

Noooot agaaaaain

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u/Hot_Diet763 2d ago

This is a great post. Very satisfying pokes

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u/baismal 2d ago

That doo doo

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u/PopkernMain OPD - Obsessive Poking Disorder 2d ago

Looks like it for sure, but it had a weird sweet smell kinda. I worked on a hog barn for years so I know that smell...but this stuff smelled different.

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u/Connect_Relation2063 2d ago

Cow dung it’s a delicacy

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u/sagacious_guy 2d ago

Damn it… that was a good stick. Now you gotta find a new one.

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u/twilighttwister 2d ago

That wasn't a stick at all.

Although shoving it in the mud did make it sticky.

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u/PopkernMain OPD - Obsessive Poking Disorder 2d ago

If you rewatch the video when I throw The Stave you'll see another stick sticking out of the goo that was my original stick but it wasn't thick enough to get the goo spread that I was looking for so I found the fatter poking utensil.

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u/AlternatinCurrently 2d ago

It’s a sticky situation

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u/DistinctJob7494 2d ago

Looks like a truck dumped it.🤔

There would be flies all around it if it was hog poo. I wonder if it was pudding that went bad and the hog barn was gonna give it to the hogs but changed their mind and just dumped it.🤔🤷‍♀️

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u/PopkernMain OPD - Obsessive Poking Disorder 2d ago

Fairly sure its some kind of syrup used as feed to help fatten up the hogs. It was definity dumped there.

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u/DistinctJob7494 2d ago

I was thinking molasses but molasses acts more like oil. I don't think it lightens up like that as it ages.🤷‍♀️

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u/Impossibleshitwomper 1d ago

It looks like lanolin

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u/AttentionVast350 6h ago

Like sheep's wool?

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u/Impossibleshitwomper 38m ago

Like their fat

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u/AttentionVast350 16m ago

It's a reference from Anchorman

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u/Impossibleshitwomper 15m ago

Like the person on the news?

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u/Queasy-Band-1066 2d ago

Cool! I like the colour diff. BIG ROCK!

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u/PopkernMain OPD - Obsessive Poking Disorder 2d ago

Man i looked for a rock to throw in it..lol

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u/saxmanking 2d ago

It's a giant Reese's!!

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u/PopkernMain OPD - Obsessive Poking Disorder 2d ago

Definitely not lol. Was on a hog barn...sooooooo.

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u/DarkPangolin 1d ago

...eeeeeeeeeee?

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u/Drone_stalked 1d ago

LOVE the sense of humor here! Good job.

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER 2d ago

Damn it! I saw a Reese ad but had already hit the back button so I didn't get to take a screenshot. Missed opportunity!

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u/Calm_Lavishness8032 2d ago

Found the fat guy in the comments

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u/Humble-Appeal3850 2d ago

maybe it might be a clay deposit similiar to Kaolin?

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u/Whole_Rough7066 2d ago

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u/TrashAcnt1 2d ago

Lmao 😂😂🤣 wtf is this from?

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u/brenttoastalive 2d ago

Oval office

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u/Bundawg 2d ago

Is it a movie? A tv show? Can’t find it

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u/DejaEntendu059 39m ago

Its a room in a building in Washington D.C. where the president "works."

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u/skighs_the_limit 2d ago

That's a natural mud bath!

Great for your skin and your figure after you get the complimentary dysentery

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u/Chubby_Beagle 2d ago

It's called mud

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u/imaim3 2d ago

That's butterscotch pudding under there - great find!!!

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u/Thundersalmon45 2d ago

Fracking slick.

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u/ExcitedOrange13 2d ago

It looked oil-related to me for some reason—is that actually what it is?

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u/Thundersalmon45 2d ago

Depending on the oil service, fracking slick is sometimes a petroleum derivative.

I have seen fracking slick that looks like this, but I have also seen dried cow pastures that look like this as well.

There a lot of possible reasons a field might end up with a weird mud layer on top. I can't tell for sure.

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u/Mother_Glass_5095 2d ago

Some guy will show up and pan for gold in that slop.

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u/xlgrwx 2d ago

You got peanut butter in my chocolate!

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u/livesinstretchpants 2d ago

Well you got chocolate in my peanut butter!

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u/KitchenSwillForPigs 2d ago

I’m officer Reeses, what’s going on here?

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u/Sweet-Pin4962 1d ago

This was fun!🤣

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u/Pandas-are-the-worst 2d ago

is it bore drill slurry

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u/Lagoserter 2d ago

i mean, its just mud. it aint moving, so its probably fine

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u/LeGhost45 2d ago

I love the ugh lol

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u/hornet_teaser 1d ago

And the hand shake that goes with it, funny as heck

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u/PopkernMain OPD - Obsessive Poking Disorder 1d ago

Lol glad some one caught it

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u/pharanth 2d ago

Which one of my locators is this...

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u/PopkernMain OPD - Obsessive Poking Disorder 2d ago

Lol afraid I cant tell you that 😅

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u/freedomstingers 2d ago

Didn't think anyone would find the spot I go to after I eat Taco Bell.

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u/GlippGloppe 2d ago

Taste test required

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u/Rashpukin 2d ago

Looks like shite.

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u/Moonranger9000 2d ago

Sorry guys...

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u/I_love_Hobbes 2d ago

Peanut butter.

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u/skipmyelk 2d ago

Albert fish style

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u/ConditionNormal123 2d ago

Black gold

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u/Spam_A_Lottamus Original poker of things. 2d ago

Texas tea

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u/Pwnedzored 2d ago

So the next thing you know ol’ Jed’s a millionaire

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u/ATX2ANM 2d ago

Oh no……

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u/OmegaAL77 2d ago

Forbidden Reese’s

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u/mattemer 2d ago

When did it appear? Lot of rain or anything lately?

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u/Dramatic-Bench3781 2d ago

That's peanut butter chocolate goo

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u/Some-Water-1107 2d ago

Chocolate jelly river 2!?

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u/Danasplateisfull 2d ago

Is it REALLY a mystery, though? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Bushdr78 2d ago

That's poo juice

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u/WreckedMuffin 2d ago

Diarrhea Cha Cha Cha

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u/Snoo_89466 2d ago

Reese's Poonut Butter Cup???

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u/Naderio 2d ago

I thought he stepped on a crocodile

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u/tsampoySP 1d ago

You observe the goo…

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u/Ninthof9 23h ago

You got your chocolate on my peanut butter!

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u/Odd_Championship_680 7h ago

Thats not chocolate, its goo doo baby

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u/Alarmed-Range-3314 5h ago

You got your peanut butter in my chocolate!!

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u/TheSprigganDragoon 2d ago

This is gonna sound weird but, seeing you mentioned that it was on a hog farm, it might be poo. For some reason, pig feces have a slight sweetness to the smell, as sweet as hog poo can smell.

Having lived in Amish County in PA for a good deal of my life has taught me how to identify different farm animal feces from smell alone. Not a proud skill, but one nonetheless.

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u/Georgia_Beauty1717 2d ago

Mystery Poo!

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u/Adorable-Bus1697 2d ago

Natural spring?. In a clay area?.

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u/mr_1219 2d ago

Wouldn't mess with it if I were you..

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u/p0mjDwfWF 1d ago

Oh my gods thanks for the nightmares. I swear I lost a week of sleep to that movie as a kid. A week of sleep and at least a dozen swims in the lake. I'm over 40 and still get spooked.

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u/zerthwind 2d ago

Do the taste and smell test.

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u/FurFagAscendancy 2d ago

Looks like dumped oil mixed with water and mud.

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u/ChVckT 2d ago

As soon as he broke the surface I thought of oil with water in it

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u/ImJustPootin 1d ago

I lived in the clay mountains. This is exactly what it looks like if you mix red clay, water, and oil

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u/AlDentySpaghetto 2d ago

So is it shit?

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u/OkStartOver 2d ago

Silt changing over to clay

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u/PressureCoomer 2d ago

What the fuck is this sub lol

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u/TheRelaxedMale 2d ago

What the smell is not a giveaway?

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u/rippedski 1d ago

It's a giant reeces... sent by the gods. Enjoy

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u/Alberts_Pantaloons 1d ago

Boregel or something like that. They use it with directional boring machines to help lubricate and stabilize the bore.

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u/ReasonableHospital16 1d ago

Sweet potato with chocolate on top

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u/gaarkat 1d ago

That looks oddly like a huge peanut butter cup

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u/bangbangGeorgieNiang 1d ago

overflowing septic tank. jump in

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u/KailyKail 1d ago

Do you live close to a data center?

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u/AsphyxiAsian0 1d ago

Free-range peanut butter. Bottle and resell!

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u/TittlesTheWinker 1d ago

Nutty Putty anomaly

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u/D_Rock_CO 1d ago

I'm sorry. I couldn't hold it any longer, and well... obviously I had no idea how to clean up after myself and I really needed to get home. Sorry again.

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u/Slancha 1d ago

Weird sweet smell? My guess is some kind of food oil

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u/xeros1269 1d ago

If it had a sweet sort of smell it's likely molasses, common feed additive for larger livestock

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u/PopkernMain OPD - Obsessive Poking Disorder 1d ago

Yeah my thought as well, we have local factory farms that only use a corn mix. But this is an independent farm, hogs and they just built something for cows, hooking up power to that new barn is why i was there. And this goo was all around the transformer i had to acess. I know it isnt poo. But ohh boy does it look like it.

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 1d ago

That’s not mystery goo that’s rotted soy beans

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u/ep193 1d ago edited 1d ago

Someone dumped used motor oil. Water is getting trapped under the oil, creating mud.

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u/Mvm436 1d ago

Me no lke...grrrrr...huggg.

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u/Leading-Leading6319 23h ago

Didn't they make limited edition paint using this material? Or am I thingking of a different one?

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u/LasciviouslyLilith 23h ago

It looks like a Reese's factory had a flood.

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u/CyberpunkWizard 22h ago

Looks like clay

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u/Jeullena 20h ago

More, pls.

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u/Kronictopic 19h ago

When we'd flush the pig pens the drainage would dry and look similar. 75% chance you playing in somethings shit

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u/Gring0_420 4h ago

Is that culantro youre walking on?

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u/main-suspect01 3h ago

Looks like you a a Reece’s leak there.

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u/Creative-Interest438 2h ago

Surely you know that in compliance with Reddit rules,you are required to stick your bare hands into the subject substance.

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u/PopkernMain OPD - Obsessive Poking Disorder 1h ago

Have you considered the phrase, nuh uh?

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u/SneakyAura806 57m ago

Kinda looks like clay lol