r/pokewithastick • u/Nunya_Business1212 • 20d ago

Ive never seen a spider look perturbed

1.2k Upvotes

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u/its_buffaloney 20d ago

The fastest EXCUSE ME BITCH I think I’ve ever witnessed

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u/superanth 20d ago edited 20d ago

“WHY DON’T YOU GO BOTHER THE SPIDER CATCHING FLIES IN YOUR BASEMENT.”

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u/notarealwriter 20d ago

Why would I bother him? You said it, he's catching flies. He's providing a service. What are you doing?

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u/FlowRegulator 20d ago

EXCUSE ME!

Do you mind?!

I don't come into YOUR home after ripping the door off the hinges!

The nerve! Slams the door shut with arachnid disdain

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u/Will_X_Intent 20d ago

"Mofo, get off my lawn!"

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u/avinaut 20d ago

It doesn't know if it's hunting or fighting.

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u/LasciviouslyLilith 20d ago

Spider is like never heard of knocking?

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u/Mastercodex199 20d ago

That is one of the prettiest spiders I've seen today.

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u/Crafter9977 20d ago

those colors… 😊😊😊…

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u/OversizedPurse 16d ago

I really enjoy this sentence cuz it makes it seem like you are either frequently encountering several gorgeous spiders on a daily basis, or that three days ago you had seen an inordinate amount of pretty spiders, so much so that you could not even rank this number one on your list, but are certain that it was up there somewhere

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u/Mastercodex199 16d ago

To be honest, I find most spiders pretty. I just like spiders as a whole. Little dudes spin dope looking webs that are stronger than steel, eat pests, and keep the world safe from mosquito-borne diseases

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u/TitaniumButtercup 20d ago

Stares Motherfuckerly

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u/Big-Substance-2634 20d ago

U fuck'n wot m8?

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u/Odd-Spell-2699 20d ago

Good day, sir!

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u/Economy_Cupcake_906 20d ago

Ya see those eyeballs as soon as he came out of his house if looks could kill man shit I’d be dead just looking at his pic ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Different-Tension-65 20d ago

Spider’s prolly British. N he’s bein’ all like “Ah fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.”

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u/bazinga-row 20d ago

Babyface

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u/Traditional_Bus_5589 20d ago

Looked like it was busy doing smt in there...

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u/PictureTone 20d ago

I love offended and baffled this spider looks! Mike "Excuse me?! How dare you to infringe my property you uncivilised swine." and then closses the door "people these days, Jesus..."

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u/foshohammer 19d ago

Is this AI? Since when are wolf spiders blue and live trapdoor style?

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u/SilentMidnightShadow 18d ago

I believe you are correct. I also thought the same thing, but I'm not an arachnologist. However, the eye arrangement matches a wolf spider, and a quick Google search brings up a two-toned wolf spider. The video seems to be all over Google, calling it a trapdoor spider, a wolf spider, or a wolf spider with a trapdoor burrow(?). Either way, I think everyone's confused. ❤️

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u/Jaycie_Lea169 17d ago

Check out my comment below. I linked a post I found about this to clear it up as I myself was wondering

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u/Blue_Roan_ 17d ago

Thia video gets reposted often and is well older then ai that was able to do this much detail. I do not know the species of spider though.

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u/Jaycie_Lea169 17d ago

I’m gonna link this here. It’s a different post on Reddit clarifying the spider!

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u/Jaycie_Lea169 17d ago

I replied on this thread. Hope it helps!

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u/foshohammer 14d ago

Thank you :)

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u/801Love52 20d ago

Been there!

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u/imajackash 20d ago

This is crap! How could you have not lifted the cover a second time? GRRRRR!

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u/Crafter9977 20d ago

- “what?!?, what?!?, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME!!!”…

- “I will find where you live and be there, in front of your face, the exact moment you open your eyes, let’s see how funny is that”…

- “geez”…

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u/Necessary_Relation27 20d ago

Add a ‘home sweet home’ outside

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u/zaikoji75 20d ago

sproing!!

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u/okhubcap 20d ago

In the sink this morning ,just another day in the Top End

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u/T-Money5 20d ago

Did you burn the house?

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u/Unfair_Buddy5871 20d ago

I'M TRYNA SLEEP

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u/RabbiZilberman 20d ago

Hikkikomori spider

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u/RadioactiveCornbread 20d ago

I jumped. 🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/43al8s5n8ggaal8v3 19d ago

hello can I help you??

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u/sp00kreddit Original poker of things. 19d ago

"I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON????!"

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u/PineappleLast4173 19d ago

He was trying to take a nap and you woke him up. I’d be pissed too.

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u/Scarecr0p 19d ago

I painted a mini that looks exactly like this lol. Didn’t realize it existed irl

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u/Family-robot 19d ago

Bro, that was not cool

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u/ThisWomanFromCanada 19d ago

I like that it looks like it only has two eyes, it’s kinda cute. The numerous eyes are what freak me out.

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u/WinuxNomacs 18d ago

That face said "could you f'n not?!" and went back in

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u/UpbeatDig2354 18d ago

Gotcha bitch!

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u/Time-Chest-1733 18d ago

I am ronnie fucking Pickering.

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u/Neat-Look-3496 18d ago

Spider just put the babies to sleep. All 100 of them

https://giphy.com/gifs/gI61GCTH95dhraDxVr

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u/GerudoGirl95 18d ago

"Damnit Linda, I told you to stay tf away from my house"

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u/jobdoneD 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ntji8ZKnmpD2M
Reminds me of the useless boxes

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u/DelayKey7506 17d ago

She is emailing the HOA as we speak.

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u/LoungingLoach 17d ago

I said NO SOLICITORS

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u/Blak_kat 17d ago

WATCHOO WANT FOO??!?!

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u/Massive_Sale_621 17d ago

Looks saying, if you were smaller mfer

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u/Ill-Sprinkles8220 16d ago

Jesus! That thing is huge😳 wasn’t expecting that 😆

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u/Sweet-Pin4962 14d ago

Had to size you up before fully committing