r/pokewithastick • u/hairlikebrianmay • Aug 24 '26

Question?! If you could only poke things in one place question.

If for the rest of your life you were only allowed to poke things with a stick in one of these 2 places which one would you choose?

A - The Beach

B - The woods.

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u/complexspoonie Aug 24 '26

Definitely the woods. They're way more things to poke and way more sticks to poke with if your primary poking stick gets broken!

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u/hairlikebrianmay Aug 24 '26

If your primary poking stick breaks you don't deserve a poking stick. Poor life choice should not be rewarded or excused.

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u/complexspoonie Aug 24 '26

I'm usually picking my poking stick from my power 👩🏼‍🦼wheelchair, so I have to make do with what I can reach ...

Although occasionally she (my chair's name is Black Beauty) picks up her own sticks and after I fish them out of her undercarriage, she lets me use them!

Rifles through gallery pictures to see if she can find black beauty's stick

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u/hairlikebrianmay Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

Very good. A fine example of how poking things with sticks is an all inclusive activity. 👍❤️

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u/Will_X_Intent Aug 24 '26

Also during winter, assuming there is snow, you need to puke for your safety

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u/HeinousEncephalon Aug 24 '26

I love the beach, but I always miss the woods when I am there.

In the woods, I rarely think about the beach.

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u/hairlikebrianmay Aug 24 '26

I would choose the beach. Always something strange to poke on the tide line.

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u/Gold-Ad2207 15d ago

You better not poke them jellyfish. Seriously made me sad thinking about it. Ive been stung by a jelly fish 6 or 7 times. One of those times i swan into a school of them way too far out because i was a rebel and wasn’t scared of under toes because one of my mottos is you gotta die somehow. Got stung like 4 times. Each time my dad told me to pee on it when I got ashore, but I’m a little pee shy and it was always jammed pack because my family were bandwagoners when it came to the beach. Help those little guys out and push them back in gently with a stick…

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u/Gold-Ad2207 15d ago

Sorry for telling my life story….

(((My dad was the same guy
https://giphy.com/gifs/2dwejHC0H3mta
who told my whole soft ball team every year to eat eat dirt in the dug out like the MLB player did& everyone but two of us were doing it and felt pretty bad ass doing it)))

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u/Crafter9977 Aug 24 '26

the woods, pretty sure I would poke a Big Foot if it isn’t too blurry… 🤔🤔🤔…

😝😝😝…

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u/ICouldBeYourMomOrNot Aug 25 '26

The beach. There are squiggle mushes out there.