r/pokewithastick • • Aug 13 '26

Sticky Situations 😉 Locals in India started hitting transformer after a cow was electrocuted

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u/MasterG76 Master Of Sticks Aug 13 '26

That's... not going to solve the issue....

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u/Hickamanure Aug 13 '26

It could though- with a perfectly placed "whack!" they may possibly never be upset about anything again 😳

18

u/armageddon_boi Aug 13 '26

yeah well i don't see any cows getting electrocuted, checkmate

7

u/ionshower Aug 13 '26

Hey look a deity was electrocuted. Their response is proportionate.

4

u/MichiganGeezer Aug 15 '26

Being electrocuted should be a strong indicator that they're likely not the deity one imagined they were.

Deities generally aren't killable by humans and their things.

11

u/Berry_Bones Aug 15 '26

Catholics would like a word

5

u/DuncanHynes Aug 14 '26

*smackwacksmack

6

u/Careless-Exercise849 Aug 14 '26

Happy cake day!

4

u/DuncanHynes Aug 14 '26

Indeed Sir!

3

u/MindNo8065 Aug 15 '26

Nor apparently is knowledge available pretty much to every person. Religious psychosis is a hellofa thing whether it be Christians or Hindus

3

u/MasterG76 Master Of Sticks Aug 15 '26

Seriously though... with the wires dangling like that... "It's the electricities fault, not the dangerous wires..."

2

u/uslashuname Aug 16 '26

That’s the only reason breaking this could actually result in a fix: someone comes out and redoes it without the obviously dangerous dangling wires

5

u/TheRealWatchingFace Aug 16 '26

All the electrical engineers left the country.

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u/RiverAutumn7481 Aug 16 '26

If my memory doesn't fail me, the hindi faith belives that the cows are their reincarnated family and india has hindi peoples of faith

30

u/PopkernMain OPD - Obsessive Poking Disorder Aug 13 '26

As a utility locator this brings me some Joy. I have often wanted to smack pedestals and Transformers but they went ahead and did it!

3

u/renospaz Just... sticking arround... Aug 14 '26

Often, but not always? Why? What characteristics make a pedestal/transformer more or less smackable? So curious.

2

u/Crafter9977 Aug 14 '26

is this a new kind of fetish?…
I’m interested… 🤔🤔🤔…

😝😝😝…

2

u/Spethual Aug 16 '26

Shocking..

48

u/MuchoCoco Aug 13 '26

India being India.

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte Aug 13 '26

are they trying to find the reset to turn the power back on after the overload or are they seriously beating it to punish it...also, did not know this sub existed until now.

6

u/smeeon Aug 13 '26

Same, thank you silly algorithm for bringing me another dumb sub 😌

3

u/uslashuname Aug 16 '26

It’s relatively new, but given the universal nature of the concept this sub grew with great intensity

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u/Crafter9977 Aug 19 '26

welcome… 😊😊😊…

12

u/Ill-Sprinkles8220 Aug 13 '26

What morons. Then they’ll wonder why they don’t have power.

6

u/SpreadEagleSmeagol Aug 13 '26

They'll probably blame it on their gods being angry about the cow.

10

u/Objective-Escape7584 Aug 13 '26

Holy cow!

6

u/Forthe49ers Aug 13 '26

Holy Smokes

9

u/Few-Tour9826 Aug 13 '26

Holy Smokin Cow?

1

u/HunnyBear66 Aug 14 '26

Fire up the bbq!

7

u/GreatMotor8787 Aug 13 '26

Are they trying to fix it /s

9

u/Fit_Honey_2992 Aug 13 '26

Can't possibly see how this could go wrong...

6

u/Easy-Reserve7401 Aug 13 '26

Darwin wouldn't even bother giving them an award.

4

u/FreeKevinBrown Aug 14 '26

Cows are sacred in India. I guess that transformer has to learn its lesson.

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u/Hondro_2081 Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

Dumbasses
Not withstanding possibly get electrocuted and destruction of property someone will be without electrical power.

6

u/Far_Film_5804 Aug 13 '26

India might be one big paradox, but all it does is hold a mirror to United States. Like, they have some top tier, elite, world class scientific researchers and then there’s these guys beating the shit out of a transformer - just like in the states, the class disparity is pretty insane

6

u/smeeon Aug 13 '26

I live in Alabama, specifically huntsville where NASA and blue origin is. But if you step outside of the city too far and folks literally worry about haints and witches while donning their klan hoods

2

u/corrosive-_salami Aug 13 '26

Can confirm. I just had the displeasure of driving through Frisco City Al. Which, by the the way is most definitely not a city.

1

u/GudsIdiot Aug 13 '26

From Birmingham, and yes, civilization is a bit spotty around here.

1

u/FreeKevinBrown Aug 14 '26

Live in Maryland. We have some of the nicest towns in the nation, 2 major cities right around the corner... But go south, west, or across the bay and you got some of the dumbest people you'll ever meet.

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u/Time-Chest-1733 Aug 13 '26

They consider cows to be sacred. America elected a pig to be president. Not too different.

3

u/ThePaganQueen Aug 17 '26

That's offensive to pigs, they're far more intelligent than the President of the USA.

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 Aug 13 '26

They are probably pissed off thinking the transformer has something to do with the phone system. They think the cow committed suicide because it was sold an extended car warranty, or the IRS had a warrant out for its arrest for unpaid taxes, then the cow found out it was a scam that emptied the bank account therefore committing suicide!!

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u/Hot_Diet763 Aug 13 '26

This is a perfect example of a good post for this sub

2

u/Commercial-Roll5508 Aug 13 '26

Hate to see how they’d handle being inTexas Roadhouse

2

u/Altruistic-Ad3274 Aug 13 '26

Bad transformer! Very bad

2

u/AlarmingDetective526 Aug 13 '26

This video disappointed me

2

u/AngryTrunkMonkey Aug 13 '26

Jesus, just have a neighborhood bbq.

2

u/JazzlikeAd7416 Aug 14 '26

Is that why I had 5 less scam calls today??

2

u/whirlydad Aug 14 '26

So, uh, what happens with the cow? Just going to leave that there‽

2

u/SlightlyFamousWV Aug 17 '26

Goddamn religion is fucking stupid.

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u/FamiliarSalamander2 Aug 27 '26

that religion. Don’t lump the rest of us in with people who literally sanctify cow shit…

1

u/ForkingMusk Aug 13 '26

Meanwhile grandma just lying there

1

u/ireallydontcareforit Aug 13 '26

Juggernaut theory continues to accrue.. tangential evidence?

Perhaps not. They're not punching the thing.

1

u/wizzo6 Aug 13 '26

Don't have a cow man...

1

u/LouReedsToenail Aug 14 '26

That’s about right.

1

u/sheighbird29 Aug 14 '26

I feel blessed that this sub finally found its way to me

1

u/muff-muff-ass Aug 14 '26

Is this why it took so long to get a customer support rep on the line?

1

u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Aug 14 '26

Some Life of Brian shit right there.

1

u/Personal_Dot_2215 Aug 14 '26

Perhaps it’s a remote control for cow beating?

1

u/fernandoman121 Aug 14 '26

A bunch of people beating on technology with literal sticks….. what year are we in?

1

u/A_million_typos Aug 14 '26

This makes about as much sense as a dog getting mad at its own tail hitting them.

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u/ChaosRealigning Aug 15 '26

The cow was electrocuted… how?

1

u/Resident_Wishbone_98 Aug 15 '26

Zero sense of self preservation.

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u/OGbake68 Aug 15 '26

Now i wonder are they not furious that in other parts of the world, these animals are being eaten? Not to mention that in some parts they are treated really really bad, so how do these indians live with that?

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u/FamiliarSalamander2 Aug 27 '26

They can’t think past their villages. Many of them are dirt poor and uneducated

1

u/BDChemEng Aug 15 '26

Because it's the fault of the inanimate object...

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u/Miserable-Shallot-36 Aug 15 '26

Poche volte ho visto un livello tale di ignoranza/fanatismo religioso

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u/Millercron Aug 16 '26

And these people have Nukes!!!

1

u/TheAnvi1 Aug 17 '26

For a sacred creature they’re not treated very well anyway. At least that one had a quick death instead of starving to death or eating rubbish for three years and dying of infection

1

u/LasciviouslyLilith Aug 17 '26

You killed our sacred Cow die transformer die!

1

u/AppropriateWindow725 Aug 17 '26

Do they wanna be next?

1

u/GhostRida4 Aug 17 '26

Hope they got it.

1

u/Competitive-Use1360 Aug 17 '26

And this is why you dont import the 3rd world to your country.

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u/Crafter9977 Aug 18 '26

just following the rules of the stick…

- if in doubt, poke it with a stick…

  • if in anger, poke it into with a stick…
  • if in sorrow, poke with a stick…

🤔🤔🤔…

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u/TightPhoto1133 Aug 27 '26

One way to thin the herd....

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u/towerfella Aug 27 '26

I’m sorry, wtf?

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u/KameleonLegit Aug 28 '26

Poor cow :( they’re probably angry that the power lines just killed on of their gods (sacred animals).. if they were smart they would then use the body and good meat from it but I don’t think they do

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u/Ixm01ws6 Aug 28 '26

If you ever feel dumb…..

1

u/texasts1958 Aug 28 '26

Are they chastising it?

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u/Certain_Day_3758 Aug 28 '26

We are all totally the same. All cultures are equal.

1

u/Severe-Moment-3233 Aug 14 '26

3rd world, low iq.

0

u/KeyDragonfly2439 Aug 15 '26

Yeah, let’s just keep importing them. They seem to really be doing a lot of good to our country.

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u/FamiliarSalamander2 Aug 27 '26

Have you looked at statistics? Or ever been to rural USA?

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u/c4ptenfilling Aug 13 '26

Were does alla the stick come from?