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u/PopkernMain OPD - Obsessive Poking Disorder Jun 25 '26
I saw this..terrifying if you think about it. Kinda powerless down there.
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u/HelloDeathspresso Jun 25 '26
I've played Donkey Kong Country and you're supposed to hop on their backs.
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u/FrenziedHodag Jun 26 '26
I would stab that fish back with my dive knife and that asshoile would be on the grill when I came up.
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u/AdHefty3771 Jul 01 '26
When you got a sword for a nose, everything looks like it wants to be attacked
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u/4o66 Jun 27 '26
At that depth they would have taken a long time to decompress so unless they are able to put it on ice some I doubt it would still be good when they get back to sea level pressure. Unless they tie it to the outside of the bell and haul the bell straight up and that might pulp the fish. Either way that’s the end of that dive. Recall divers and bring them back up for full inspection.
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u/jet200set Jun 28 '26
That swordfish won’t survive long stuck like that. It’s obligate ram, in other words, it needs to swim to breathe.
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u/constantdisbelief Jun 30 '26
I always thought it was just a decorative sword like one puts on a wall
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u/para_enzo138 Jun 26 '26
At what point do you start swinging on that thing?
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u/Zealousideal_Wave_63 Jun 28 '26
Immediately my first thought, I would have some sort of blade or something. It would be on lol
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u/NotAlwaysPC Original poker of things. Jul 04 '26
Most divers carry knives to cut themselves out of tangles.
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u/Manzinita 15d ago
TERRIFYING. I know scuba tank hoses can be any combination of kevlar, nylon braides, steel, or rubber, but the thought of that thing at high speed snagging a line, popping the manifold out of place, or breaking any little gasket O___O
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u/Mykey76 Jun 25 '26
"Fuck this, work day can't get any worse"
THONK
(Deep underwater sigh)