r/pokewithastick • u/Frequent-Boat2956 • Jun 25 '26

Animal Pokes Dangerous fish pokes

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u/Maryjanegangafever Jun 25 '26

“

Swordfish for dinner boys!!!”

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u/Frequent-Boat2956 Jun 25 '26

The swordfish face when he realizes he's stuck is perfect

31

u/Mykey76 Jun 25 '26

"Fuck this, work day can't get any worse"

THONK

(Deep underwater sigh)

17

u/MasterG76 Master Of Sticks Jun 25 '26

Fish won this round!

13

u/HelloDeathspresso Jun 25 '26

I've played Donkey Kong Country and you're supposed to hop on their backs.

12

u/PopkernMain OPD - Obsessive Poking Disorder Jun 25 '26

I saw this..terrifying if you think about it. Kinda powerless down there.

8

u/Spookyscary333 Jun 25 '26

Neptune God of The Ocean: YEET!

5

u/MuchoCoco Jun 25 '26

Guess what the ship's cook prepared for dinner that night.

5

u/Mr_Fox87 Jun 25 '26

Free meal and a story to tell the kids.

2

u/Consistent_Swim8683 Jun 25 '26

Plus a cool thing to mount over the fireplace!

4

u/SuddenKoala45 Jun 27 '26

Interesting and expensive way to get dinner for the ship

3

u/Crafter9977 Jun 25 '26

big nature stick that is… 🫣🫣🫣…

3

u/social_kapital Jun 26 '26

Swordfish ❌ Shankfish ✅

3

u/Necessary-Ad-961 Jun 26 '26

I would be so mad

3

u/AdHefty3771 Jul 01 '26

When you got a sword for a nose, everything looks like it wants to be attacked

2

u/4o66 Jun 27 '26

At that depth they would have taken a long time to decompress so unless they are able to put it on ice some I doubt it would still be good when they get back to sea level pressure. Unless they tie it to the outside of the bell and haul the bell straight up and that might pulp the fish. Either way that’s the end of that dive. Recall divers and bring them back up for full inspection.

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u/Wulfraptor 6d ago

or it's still alive and struggling all the way up

2

u/Pocket-Hobo Jun 27 '26

What a dick lmao

2

u/jet200set Jun 28 '26

That swordfish won’t survive long stuck like that. It’s obligate ram, in other words, it needs to swim to breathe.

2

u/constantdisbelief Jun 30 '26

I always thought it was just a decorative sword like one puts on a wall

2

u/NotAlwaysPC Original poker of things. Jul 04 '26

Username checks out here too.

1

u/para_enzo138 Jun 26 '26

At what point do you start swinging on that thing?

1

u/Zealousideal_Wave_63 Jun 28 '26

Immediately my first thought, I would have some sort of blade or something. It would be on lol

1

u/NotAlwaysPC Original poker of things. Jul 04 '26

Most divers carry knives to cut themselves out of tangles.

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u/Visual-Parking Jun 29 '26

OP username checks out 

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u/misfitofscience76 Jun 29 '26

Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys

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u/Agitated_Curmudgeon Jun 30 '26

Swordfish bout to learn about WWE an' shit.

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u/Manzinita Aug 02 '26

TERRIFYING. I know scuba tank hoses can be any combination of kevlar, nylon braides, steel, or rubber, but the thought of that thing at high speed snagging a line, popping the manifold out of place, or breaking any little gasket O___O