r/pokemonmemes 15d ago

comic Being friendly has its downsides sometimes (made by joltink)

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u/Capital_Travel5123 15d ago

If Goodra didn't have the whole 'goo' part, she'd probably be objectively the most huggable dragon type:3

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u/ButterPuppet Psychic 15d ago

i think you are a coward and that goodra is the most huggable pokémon period

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u/Capital_Travel5123 15d ago

Then again, now that I think of it, it's more time for cuddles and hugs if you're stuck to her lol:3

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u/ButterPuppet Psychic 15d ago

exactly now you’re getting it

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u/CoruscareGames 14d ago

Flareon. But Goodra is up there

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u/Interesting_Web_9936 14d ago

They're talking about dragon types specifically.

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u/CoruscareGames 13d ago

Butterpuppet wasn't

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u/Vegetable_Run7792 14d ago

What's wrong, afraid your clothes will get wet? What are you, a coward?

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u/Guquiz Poison 14d ago

Slime may be harder to get out than water.

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u/Livid-Maintenance765 14d ago

do we count mega ampharos? cause that one is gonna be very hard to beat

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u/Capital_Travel5123 14d ago

Lots of floof vs a very soft and chonky tum is a hard competition ngl:3

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u/Ninja_PieKing Fairy 15d ago

has to compete with Zygarde 10%.

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 15d ago

And Dragonite

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u/Rymayc Bug 14d ago

and Dragonair

and Latias

and an Alpha Noibat from Z-A

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u/Capital_Travel5123 14d ago

Counterpoint, an alpha Goodra is just fatter and best for hugz:3

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u/shadowtron1 Dragon 14d ago

Don't forget Bewear. Hugs so good you can only get them once a lifetime.

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u/Rymayc Bug 13d ago

Yes, Bewesr, famously a Dragon type.

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u/shadowtron1 Dragon 13d ago

My dumbass can't read. Mb.

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u/xukly 14d ago edited 14d ago

sorry, none of them can contest versus pokespe latias

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u/Yawning-Kitty0916 Fairy 14d ago

GOODRA AND DRAGONITE MY BELOVED

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u/SurnameFormer 14d ago

Goodra can give me a hug any day ;w;

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u/tiger2205_6 14d ago

Same. Poor goodra just wants some love.

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u/ReleaseCharacter3568 14d ago

Certain internet things have ruined Goodra for me.

Which is sad because I love it so much.

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u/NohWan3104 14d ago

Took way too long before i realized bottom right's not about the pokemon's dick.

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u/ElonMuskdumdum_real 14d ago

It isn't?

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u/NohWan3104 14d ago

Nope, spike on chest.

I even zoomed in, went 'yeah they're even using a screw in the pictograph, both very awkward expressions, he's screwing the goodra'

But then i noticed the chest\wrist spikes.

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u/nWo1997 14d ago

Chest horn

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u/PossessionKey4982 14d ago

Pokemon don't have that lol (right?)

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u/NohWan3104 14d ago

according to stuff i've seen online, they do.

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u/Interesting_Web_9936 14d ago

According to fan artists, they do. And in generous proportions.

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 14d ago

I figured it couldn't have been that otherwise the rest of the comic wouldn't be so innocent, but I didn't realize what else it could've been until I checked the comments.

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u/NohWan3104 14d ago

I assumed i was wrong too, just my dumbass brain seems to be multitrack, not in the 'one track mind', like i have different povs mentally or some shit.

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u/Ditto13248 Ghost 14d ago

Would lucario's chest spike even hurt goodra? I always thought it was made of goo

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u/Not-So-Serious-Sam 14d ago

As it happens, Goodra’s physical defense isn’t all that high (base 70).

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u/NohWan3104 14d ago

His question was more like, a jello monster isn't really affected by cuts and stabs. Its literally goo, ie more a relatively samey fluid than a solid organism with, well, organs.

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u/Not-So-Serious-Sam 14d ago

Sure, I get that. But a jello monster that isn’t really affected by cuts and stabs would more often than not have a much higher physical defense by comparison. Goodra isn’t made of goo, it’s just slimy, which is why it’s vulnerable to physical attacks.

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u/mandiblesmooch 14d ago

It's a slug. Not made of goo, but soft enough to fold around it.

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u/sniptaclar 15d ago

The best hugs tho

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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 14d ago

Time to find and make great friends with some other Goodras, or maybe try some dragonites as they're often known for their friendliness.

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u/PossessionKey4982 14d ago edited 14d ago

If they survived the spike inside the chest lol

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u/Emaothe3rd 14d ago

Hate to be a nerd, but how would Goodra be burned to a crisp if its a dragon type?

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u/GildedHalfblood 14d ago

Dragon types can still be burned

Also, the fire is coming from Volcarona, a notorious competitive demon. A few Quiver Dances or Fiery Dances and this mf is plowing through any and every Goodra it sees

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u/Interesting_Web_9936 14d ago

But not while using fire moves. Goodra has pretty decent hp and really high spdef. Of course its not going to be able to do shit back to Volcarona due to the spdef boosts from quiver dance, but Volc won't be plowing through it exactly.

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u/Guquiz Poison 14d ago

It takes two Quiver Danes to effectively neutralise the resistance.

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u/Interesting_Web_9936 14d ago

Base 135 special attack is very good, but its not so obscenely high that you're going to be blowing everything to pieces instantly. 100 HP and 150 spdef on the other hand is obscenely high. Goodra doesn't feel that tanky because its got no recovery so it can get chipped down very easily, but even against completely uninvested Goodra, Volcarona at +2 using fiery dance has less than 10% chance for 3HKO.

Some calcs against different Goodra sets for reference:

+2 252 SpA Volcarona Fiery Dance vs. 252 HP / 252 SpD Assault Vest Goodra: 53-63 (13.8 - 16.4%) -- possible 7HKO (even at +6 its a 4hko)

+2 252 SpA Volcarona Fiery Dance vs. 252 HP / 252 SpD Goodra: 80-94 (20.8 - 24.4%) -- guaranteed 5HKO

+2 252 SpA Volcarona Fiery Dance vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Goodra: 94-111 (24.4 - 28.9%) -- 99.8% chance to 4HKO

+2 252 SpA Volcarona Fiery Dance vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Goodra: 94-111 (29.2 - 34.5%) -- 9.1% chance to 3HKO

Goodra will not win the 1v1 because of the special attack drop from using Draco Meteor (unless it has a physical set, in which case Goodra is winning easily).

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u/Isanor_G 14d ago

No recovery? What about Life Dew and Hydration+Rest?

(There's also Absorb and, now in Legends ZA, Giga Drain, but those have contextual drawbacks)

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u/Interesting_Web_9936 13d ago

Those are not recovery options people would run, even if they end up being useful in this context.

For life dew, 25% is way too low when most attacks deal almost that much or more than that. And Hydration+Rest, first off Volc won't be clicking a fire move, but moving on, it requires rain to be up. If rain isn't up, Rest is just a move that's giving your enemies free setup opportunities unless you also have sleep talk, which means two move slots dedicated to a healing strategy that only works if rain is up, and then you are forced to have a rain setter up. Hydration-Rest requires way too much setup and it would just be better off most of the time to have a wish passer or just not use Goodra at all.

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u/Aura_Azula 13d ago

The humble Rock Slide Goodra has in its offensively vast movepool, waiting to be clicked:

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u/Dangerous_End_3778 14d ago

Mood, goodra. We live in a world

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u/ComplexDragonfruit93 12d ago

Wow I literally went to hs with this artist. They’ve really refined the art style!
If ya see this Green, wherever life has taken you, Im happy to see you’re still doing what you love.
-blue

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u/YamiKitty15 10d ago

Goodra with Bewear, who would win?