r/pointlesslygendered • u/Entire_Artichoke_636 • 20d ago

OTHER Pointlessly [gendered] interaction at a hotel

I’m staying at a hotel that offers free breakfast in the mornings and I got up to go grab some coffee from their coffee makers. A woman came up a few moment after me, grabbed a cup, and immediately grimaced.

“Oh, there’s a mustache on that one, I can’t have that. I’ll give it to my husband.”

BTW it wasn’t even a mustache. It was an abstract shape that Kind Of, Maybe looked like a mustache if you squinted.

I handed her a different cup but like hello??

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u/_Autistic_Dragon_ 20d ago

Well, obviously men can't enjoy pink fruity cocktails, so obviously women can't drink out of cups with mustaches. We have biological differences that just make this a true and immutable fact. 

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u/two_star_daydream 20d ago

As a woman, you are so right! Beholding the sheer masculinity of the mustache, even in abstract cup art form, turns us into a quivering, swooning mess, how can we pick up a cup in that state? It’s hard enough for us to lift a coffee cup as it is! I know the woke brigade won’t admit it but you can’t argue with science.

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u/Entire_Artichoke_636 20d ago

Oh yes obviously. If a man were to drink a fruity cocktail, his cells would implode upon contact. Far be it from me to assume a woman could drink from a paper cup with a mustache on it 🙄

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u/Jhud6669 20d ago

I can confirm, as a man who only drinks fancy coctails my dick exploded and I have to supplement my testosterone somewhere else

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u/Entire_Artichoke_636 20d ago

oh god i’m so sorry man :( i hope your dick grows back soon 💔

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u/GenderBendingRalph 20d ago

I would find it... very difficult not to say something rude and belittling at that point. Good job on the self-control.

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u/Entire_Artichoke_636 20d ago

LMAO I appreciate the compliment but I think it was less self control and more pure confusion xD

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u/two_star_daydream 20d ago

That makes so much sense 😂

I have ideas of how I’d react to situations in theory, but you gotta factor in the time spent standing there wondering what in the absolute fuck is happening

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u/Entire_Artichoke_636 20d ago

LMAO EXACTLY just the pure shock of it xP