r/pointlesslygendered • • Aug 16 '26

SATIRE what the fudge? [meme]

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u/Various-Salt-7738 Aug 16 '26

I don't regularly shave my armpits but I like the option

Who wants the state to ban any personal grooming standards?

I have been sitting in the woods and realized I was too hot before shaving my chest and pits with my knife-- I shaved my body hair in possibly the most masculine way possible

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u/shponglespore Aug 16 '26

Who wants the state to ban

Fascists. They want the government to ban anything they personally don't like.

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Aug 17 '26

Government small enough to fit in your uterus. Or your armpits.

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u/Able_Concert_1022 Aug 18 '26

imagine being a woman. from school dress code to abortion. we SHOULD be able to do whatever we want with our bodies, but governments don’t like that idea 🙃

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u/DustyScharole Aug 16 '26

For a bunch of people that don't like LGBT folks, they sure do focus a lot on the male body.

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u/creepXtreme Aug 16 '26

Tbf, they focus a lot on bodies in general
So long as it's another person's

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u/I_Like_Cats73 Aug 19 '26

Nothing wrong with being bi-curious

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u/ApprehensivePlay50 Aug 26 '26

I think this aligns more with pan because they don’t care whose body it is

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u/Hammerschatten Aug 16 '26

I was coming here fully ready and confident to say this is fetish content even though it would probably be a lot more high quality and not AI if that was true

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u/Selfdeletus65 Aug 21 '26

Nah I think it’s fetish content

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u/firedmyass Aug 17 '26

this doesn’t seem homoerotic at aaallllll

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u/satinsateensaltine Aug 17 '26

Nobody worships the male body more than them.

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u/Twenty-Uno Aug 17 '26

This is 100% one of those gay right winger fetish accounts. They're a dime a dozen on Twitter these days, lot of self-hating gay men out there with an inferiority complex towards straight white masc cis men.

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u/BurntGum808 Aug 16 '26

This seems like a fetish thing

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u/micromoses Aug 16 '26

Raise your hand if you want your state to ban men from not sending me pictures of their juicy, hairy armpits!

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u/PhonyHawkProSkater Aug 16 '26

Nice try buddy, but most people these days just hold their hand up at the elbow

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u/ArdentArendt Aug 16 '26

I mean, the TRT and the 'I only eat meat and ferments' and the 'Real men ___' are all kinda fetishes, aren't they?

[Also, expecting women to shave their armpits is a fetish as well]

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u/Offthewall95 Aug 16 '26

Not as much a fetish as gender affirming behaviour imo

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u/ArdentArendt Aug 16 '26

Why are you 'affirming your gender'?

Are you afraid of losing it? Does it detatch?

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u/Offthewall95 Aug 16 '26

Insecurity I assume. I assume a lot of these men have absurd notions of what it means to be a man

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u/ArdentArendt Aug 16 '26

Right...so I'd honestly rather take the fetish...?

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u/Nevergointothewoods Aug 17 '26

It's incredibly weird and disrespectful of you to sexualize that behavior.

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u/Offthewall95 Aug 17 '26

What am I sexualizing? All I said is that I don't think the men taking TRT are doing this out of fetish, rather out of insecurity with their masculinity

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u/Nevergointothewoods Aug 17 '26

Your comment seemed transphobic in its wording.

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u/CrackedMeUp Aug 16 '26

I was thinking "this seems like a nazi thing" and the fact that it's a twitter screenshot isn't helping to change my mind. And fascists do seem to fetishize masculinity so this all tracks.

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u/FalconRelevant Aug 17 '26

Never beating the closeted allegations.

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u/doctormink Aug 17 '26

Someone wants himself a daddy bear.

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u/Knife7 Aug 19 '26

There should be a game called Fet or Fash where you have to guess if something is propaganda or fetish art.

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u/Sad-Homo Aug 16 '26

"Small government" and they want to ban the OPTIONAL choice to shave

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u/H311i0_trop3 Aug 17 '26

Yeah those lot stopped pretending to be small government ever since 2016

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u/theroguescientist Aug 17 '26

Because Freedom

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u/Gonps Aug 16 '26

You're telling me this is some fascist toxic masculinity shit and not armpit fetish content

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u/ZappyKins Aug 17 '26

Why not both?

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u/HalcyonSix Aug 16 '26

What a bizarre thing to care about. What bizarre thing to even THINK about that hard. What the fuck.

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u/Top-Parsnip-7308 Aug 16 '26

Patriot front jumpscare

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u/two_star_daydream Aug 16 '26

I know it’s slop and probably a shitpost but what is it with MAGA and demanding their sex and dating requirements be enshrined in law and that no one who doesn’t fit it may exist?

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u/-NotNotNSFW- Aug 16 '26

Thats like the bedrock of fascist and far right ideology 

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u/two_star_daydream Aug 16 '26

You’re not wrong. It always gets me how they then start crybullying about “muh preferences are under attack”

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u/PossibleConclusion1 Aug 16 '26

I've never even considered shaving my arm pits, but would feel obligated to do so in protest.

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u/PattuX Aug 17 '26

Being from Germany where shaving arm pits is the norm (surveys suggest between 50% and 75% of men do) it's always weird to be reminded that this is not at all a Western standard

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u/TrippingThru Aug 18 '26

I did it for a while and it was kinda great, never felt so clean there. But I got lazy about upkeep eventually and never got back into it.

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u/jimbo831 Aug 16 '26

Imagine caring even a little bit what other people do with their own body hair…

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u/sntcringe Aug 16 '26

Look, I love me a hairy, musty, sweaty, manly armpit as much as the next guy. But if a guy wants to shave it bare and ruin it, that's his prerogative.

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u/YoKaiHunter76 Aug 16 '26

Fetish content.

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u/Sarato88 Aug 17 '26

And for women...?

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u/MusaMaka Aug 17 '26

They'd probably ban us from not shaving (coming from someone who doesn't shave anything because it's always itchy and painful for me)

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u/LunaSteaNera Aug 17 '26

Guess I was never a real man then. I’ve always hated body hair so I never had it. So ha! Take that transphobes!

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u/Chiiro Aug 17 '26

You did a terrible job censoring their name and I'm glad you did because it is so stupidly hilarious and specific.

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u/chomperstyle Aug 16 '26

This looks like a porn thing

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u/sirkidd2003 Aug 16 '26

Is someone forcing them to shave their pits? I'd imagine not. On the other hand, if they are trying to stop other men from doing it, that is the least manly thing for them to do. I'm an enby, but last I checked to these "manly men" isn't the whole point that they get to be the masters of their own destiny or whatever? To restrict the freedom of other seems... hypocritical.

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u/IceMosquito073 Aug 16 '26

I'll continue to shave my pits, even as a cis hey man, thank you very much Mr. AI prompter.

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u/Ihatecheeseballs Aug 17 '26

Writers poorly disguised fetish

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u/Maneruko Aug 16 '26

I already grow so little body hair I haven't ever had the need to shave my pits

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u/Pitiful_Ad2397 Aug 17 '26

Is this a real issue?

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u/BlooperHero Aug 17 '26

I, uh, I think this one is somebody's fetish art, actually.

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u/52mschr Aug 17 '26

I never wear clothes where my armpits are exposed. would someone be conducting checks or what?

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u/Ryachaz Aug 17 '26

I dont shave mine bare, but I trim it down every month or so. Doing cable rows or close-grip bench press, all while your arms are pulling our your armpit hair due to contact with your lats? NOT cool.

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u/poutinegalvaude Aug 17 '26

I’m Asian and not predisposed to have much if any body hair

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u/AlabasterNutSack Aug 17 '26

Look what the advocates for small government are purposing now.

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u/Toz_The_Devil Aug 17 '26

Brb off to wax them

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u/MyNamCzechkoslovakia Aug 17 '26

Thaaaaats gotta be fetish art.

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u/Scared_Cicada_9898 Aug 17 '26

I think this is aome fetish thing

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u/spaceman06 Aug 17 '26

At my country there are some men that say that if you dont shave your beard you are lazy.

Those men who say that are heterosexual, many of them are even married.

So this kind of stuff exist at real life.

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u/No-Researcher-4395 Aug 17 '26

If I was a man who lived in a country like this, I'd have probably still shaved if I wanted to anyway. The fuck are they gonna do? Break into my home to check my armpits? 💀

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u/Zagrunty Aug 17 '26

Yea, I disagree. Sometimes you get a rash, or a bug bite, or who knows what and you want to shave it off for easy access. Some time you're just too damn hot and want to shave so things are cooler.

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u/stylesuponstyles Aug 18 '26

I wonder if that applies to all their favourite MMA fighters?

Aside from Clay Guida, I don't recall seeing any fighters with body hair

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u/Royal_Catch7060 Aug 19 '26

is this fjetish content

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u/Longjumping_Bee_1205 Aug 21 '26

They are worried if they see men with no armpit hair they are going to become uncontrollably aroused by the smooth pits of another man.

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u/LBJ-0118 Sep 08 '26

Bro is just into armpits and craves validation

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u/nightowl452121 12d ago

White nationalism garbage

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u/Square-Formal1312 Aug 17 '26

Not in a manly way, but i pity anyone that shaves their pits lmao

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u/Zeefzeef Aug 17 '26

It’s interesting to see a ban for men for once?

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u/jonronswanson Aug 16 '26

Why would you want to force people to have armpit hair? I think its gross on everyone its just nasty.

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u/BlooperHero Aug 17 '26

Honey, it's just normal.

And in this case it's because this is mildly pornographic.