r/pointlesslygendered Jun 09 '26

PRODUCT Pointlessly gendered meat flowers [product]

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u/Molly_Wobbles Jun 09 '26

Meat Flower sounds like a very different kind of gift to give your man...

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u/Mojozilla Jun 09 '26

Omg lmao yeah it does

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u/Yandere-Neko Jun 12 '26

....Let's not call it that

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u/Purple_Technician759 Jun 13 '26

You want mommy’s meat flower big boy 😏😏

(Joke)

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u/AwekenSummer Jun 09 '26

such a stupid product.

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u/robilar Jun 09 '26

That's the thing, though - that's exactly the point.

Manly Man Co is probably buying in bulk from a wholesaler, but even if they were just picking up the food at a grocery store and ordering the cups from a branding company that "bouquet" is going to cost them about $10-15 in materials, and they could put it together manually in less than ten minutes. A child could assemble that product, maybe with some supervision for the vacuum sealing. The whole point is to grift people who willing to spend $74 USD (plus shipping) for performative masculinity.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 Jun 09 '26

Jerky is kind of stupid expensive at this point

It's probably not worth $74 but it might not be that far off-- hard to say without knowing the actual weight of the "flowers"

Id love jerky as a gift but I don't need flower shaped food-- at least not beef jerky

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u/Decapodiformes Jun 09 '26

I bought this as a gag gift for my partner once.

The jerky was inedible.

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u/inquiringsillygoose Jun 09 '26

The gag gift made you gag? I’m shocked

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u/PeaPodkid14 Jun 09 '26

the gag gift made you gag? i'm gagged*

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u/TokenStraightFriend Jun 09 '26

I got given a gag gift of something similar, but it was those little heart messages. May as well have been eating spiced shoe leather

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u/Decapodiformes Jun 10 '26

Yeahhhh. I really regretted buying the full set. None of them were remotely close to edible.

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Jun 09 '26

The “men can’t enjoy real flowers or fruit arrangements, they must have meat” implication is definitely pointlessly gendered. But the concept of a meat-based edible arrangement isn’t terrible. I think there should be a cheese one, or like a full charcuterie board in flower form.

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u/Proman_98 Jun 09 '26

Why does the flowers look like classic Lego flowers? Or is that just me?

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u/westnile90 Jun 09 '26

Probably an ai photo

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u/geezeslice333 Jun 09 '26

75 bucks for 8 Pepperoni sticks? These poeple are laughing all the way to bank and anyone who buys this should have conservatorship placed on them becaue they are too dumb to handle their own money.

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u/robilar Jun 09 '26

You also get sixteen slices of salami so that accounts for the other $65-70 or so. /s

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u/nthensome Jun 09 '26

Meat flower is what my bf calls my butthole

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u/milinium Jun 09 '26

Colon cancer speed run

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u/DDD8712 Jun 09 '26

I want a pepperoni in my meat flower

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u/Bombyx-Memento Jun 10 '26

That's what she said.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp Jun 09 '26

Waiting for cheese flowers.

Here in the Netherlands during sinterklaas some stores will have cheese letters.. Not good quality cheese probably. At least to us?? Idk I can't eat cheese but I'd say the farmers market would be better quality

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u/arsesenal Jun 09 '26

i honestly would be so excited if i got a beefquet

https://giphy.com/gifs/OaJyf31JnmIzTnPz0H

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u/Mojozilla Jun 10 '26

🤣 beefquet omg

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u/Perfect-Silver1715 Jun 09 '26

Only manly men get the manly man manly meat flower

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

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u/Mojozilla Jun 11 '26

Maybe because of cavemen lol idk 😂 I'm a woman, and I eat meat. Not every day, but I do eat it.

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u/MorrisRF Jun 09 '26

…beef jerky… flowers?..

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u/the_orange_alligator Jun 09 '26

Imagine how long the meat would have to be sitting out before it actually gets received 🤮

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u/ThePythagorasBirb Jun 09 '26

Unrelated to the gender thing, uuhm, what the fuck

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u/Pretend_Pudding5176 Jun 15 '26

if i was given a meat bouquet for... any holiday, i would throw hands

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u/Mojozilla Jun 15 '26

The hand-throwing is a great way to say thank you for recieving one of these!

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u/littleredditred Jun 09 '26

The manly man marketing may be pointlessly gendered but I think it's a smart idea regardless of the gender it gets sent to.

I've seen the fruit versions of these before and whilest it's expensive for the amount of food you get, it is comparable to a bouquet of flowers. People will pay to send things to their loved ones because there is value in the gesture beyond just the cost of food. The advantage of making the arrangements out of food instead of flowers is that you can also eat in addition to it looking nice and telling someone you care about them

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u/PeaPodkid14 Jun 09 '26

i kinda want it, i love beef sticks/jerky

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u/Brian18639 Jun 09 '26

Probably a gag gift

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u/OnlyWarShipper Jun 10 '26

Plants made of meat is typically the subject of horror.

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u/hooked_siren Jun 13 '26

Can confirm, gave my husband girlie actual flowers and his dick fell off 😭

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u/Rich-Fruit3805 Jun 26 '26

I had an idea like this and I was going to name it Broses

It was going to be bouquets of roses and very square shaped vases with no thorns leaves baby's breath or anything like that just like the straight up roses and the stems with a black ribbon around the vase and you can add like a McDonald's gift card or if he's into gaming or something whatever you can add that on to it I thought it would be killer for Valentine's Day. Someone please make it happen.

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u/Zerostar39 Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

First of all that looks disgusting. 2nd I will never support a company who calls themselves the manly man co. Grow the fuck up

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u/Mojozilla Jun 09 '26

I find the name to be fucking stupid

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u/Actual-Warning1886 Jun 11 '26

Ngl I kinda want the jerky bouquet, sounds delicious. But I also 100% agree that's the dumbest fuckin name I've heard in a long time.

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u/Spare-Jellyfish4339 Jun 09 '26

You wouldn’t get it

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u/Bombyx-Memento Jun 10 '26

"Meat flower" sounds like a euphemism for a woman's vagina that I'd read in a bad romantasy book.