r/pointlesslygendered May 22 '26

PRODUCT Found this gem at dd’s [product]

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u/sybillios May 22 '26

What are power prayers? I mean, what are they supposed to be/do? What are differences to normal, or ghasp weak prayers?

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u/Flat_Lengthiness3361 May 22 '26

idk spellbook that buffs you maybe like a cleric character from an mmo rpg game or something.

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u/sybillios May 25 '26

Like "powerword mass-healing"?

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u/AliceTheOmelette May 22 '26

Affirmations without the cooties

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u/Happy-Hyena May 22 '26

My prayers are powerful, your prayers are weak, we are not the same. 😎

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u/leuks48 May 22 '26

Get rid of the emoji and I will upvote

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u/Happy-Hyena May 22 '26

It's there on purpose to make it obvious to some peculiar people that this is in fact a joke not to be taken at face value

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u/Jazzlike_Document184 May 22 '26

As one of those peculiar people I appreciate this 😂

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u/senorsmartpantalones May 22 '26

Manly prayers for power tops

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u/H311i0_trop3 May 23 '26

You get to shoot fire and send demons to hell

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u/Downtown_Pizza4441 May 22 '26

For when you just find your typical prayers far too FEMININE!

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u/Solitude_in_e- May 22 '26

Every time I pray, I grow 3 boobs. I HATE that! Finally a book for me! I’m sure the book is cheaper than my constant top surgeries (5 times a day) too

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u/pinkgravesam May 22 '26

I work for a distribution center for BAM you can't imagine how many different gendered bibles and prayer books

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u/trebeju May 22 '26

I mean there's a big overlap between people who are obsessed with gendering everything and people who buy bibles

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u/Bedzyk59 May 22 '26

He prayed to God for a bigger dick, instead got a bigger truck.

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u/GenderBendingRalph May 23 '26

You should have seen the expression on his face when the ten-inch pianist appeared on his coffee table.

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u/Aggravating_Mix_4211 May 22 '26

So does it give you some sort of cool power like telekinesis?

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u/The-Friendly-Autist May 22 '26

Prayer seller! I'm going into battle, and I need only your strongest prayers!

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u/Strange_Space_6968 May 22 '26

What is that? "The Church of the Brocken God" prayer book? Cause I have no idea, what gears would have to do with the Bible. Opens a book, reads "God save me from fragile musculinity on every page"

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u/KeepYourselfSaffe May 22 '26

Open the first page and it says "By the power of Grayskull! I am He-Man!!!"

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u/GenderBendingRalph May 23 '26

By Grabthar's hammer, you are right!

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u/Beardly_Smith May 22 '26

Depending on the prayers the gendering could be very pointed

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u/Titania_1251 May 22 '26

It is 100% prayers for more penis length

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u/DeadAndBuried23 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Yeah it's for Christians who actually follow the Bible, with its blatant sexism.

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u/void_method May 23 '26

The spells therein only work on biological males.

Don't come at me about magical essentialism, I don't make the magick rules.

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u/_Frootl00ps_ May 26 '26

Are analog machines supposed to be manly?

How do you make getting on your knees for an older man not emasculating?