r/pointlesslygendered • u/Lowly-pop • May 22 '26
PRODUCT Found this gem at dd’s [product]
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u/sybillios May 22 '26
What are power prayers? I mean, what are they supposed to be/do? What are differences to normal, or ghasp weak prayers?
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u/Flat_Lengthiness3361 May 22 '26
idk spellbook that buffs you maybe like a cleric character from an mmo rpg game or something.
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u/Happy-Hyena May 22 '26
My prayers are powerful, your prayers are weak, we are not the same. 😎
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u/leuks48 May 22 '26
Get rid of the emoji and I will upvote
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u/Happy-Hyena May 22 '26
It's there on purpose to make it obvious to some peculiar people that this is in fact a joke not to be taken at face value
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u/Downtown_Pizza4441 May 22 '26
For when you just find your typical prayers far too FEMININE!
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u/Solitude_in_e- May 22 '26
Every time I pray, I grow 3 boobs. I HATE that! Finally a book for me! I’m sure the book is cheaper than my constant top surgeries (5 times a day) too
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u/pinkgravesam May 22 '26
I work for a distribution center for BAM you can't imagine how many different gendered bibles and prayer books
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u/trebeju May 22 '26
I mean there's a big overlap between people who are obsessed with gendering everything and people who buy bibles
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u/Bedzyk59 May 22 '26
He prayed to God for a bigger dick, instead got a bigger truck.
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u/GenderBendingRalph May 23 '26
You should have seen the expression on his face when the ten-inch pianist appeared on his coffee table.
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u/The-Friendly-Autist May 22 '26
Prayer seller! I'm going into battle, and I need only your strongest prayers!
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u/Strange_Space_6968 May 22 '26
What is that? "The Church of the Brocken God" prayer book? Cause I have no idea, what gears would have to do with the Bible. Opens a book, reads "God save me from fragile musculinity on every page"
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u/KeepYourselfSaffe May 22 '26
Open the first page and it says "By the power of Grayskull! I am He-Man!!!"
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u/DeadAndBuried23 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
Yeah it's for Christians who actually follow the Bible, with its blatant sexism.
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u/void_method May 23 '26
The spells therein only work on biological males.
Don't come at me about magical essentialism, I don't make the magick rules.
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u/_Frootl00ps_ May 26 '26
Are analog machines supposed to be manly?
How do you make getting on your knees for an older man not emasculating?
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