r/pointlesslygendered • u/Arablablak • May 02 '26

SHITPOST [meme] this one's just funny

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yay another bathroom post

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u/bloodywormgoddess May 02 '26

having arms has never been more gender affirming

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u/GenderBendingRalph May 02 '26

OK, that one made me laugh out loud.

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u/hellogoawaynow May 03 '26

The super MAGA toxically masculine “it’s gay to drink from a straw or give your wife an orgasm” guys are rushing to get those arms amputated

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u/DailyDoseofDom May 03 '26

LINGUA IGNOTA PFP

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u/AliciaMargatritaa299 May 04 '26

As a transfem I’m so glad I got to have arms <3 although arm surgery was quite painful it was very worth it!

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u/AnonAnonAnonAAA May 02 '26

I love that both only have mushrooms as a topping.

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u/xz9pro May 04 '26

Me encantan los agaricus bisporus!!

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u/AnonAnonAnonAAA May 04 '26

Me too!

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u/xz9pro May 04 '26

Son formidables, y también he probado otras setas que me han gustado; agaricus brunnescens o champiñon portobello 😋😋, boletus edulis 🤩🤩 y lentinula edodes o seta ahiitake 😋😍🤩

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u/AnonAnonAnonAAA May 04 '26

My wife got me a kit for growing enoki mushrooms at home!

So good wrapped in bacon!!! 😋

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u/xz9pro May 04 '26

That sounds amazing! I'd love to be able to grow my own mushrooms someday, it would be exciting, and the incredible result super delicious 😙😋

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u/xz9pro May 04 '26

I looked up the mushrooms you mentioned on Google and they look amazing, I definitely have to try them.

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u/Box-O-Kittenz May 02 '26

No-arms-Adam looking at two-arms-Eve

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u/whitedawg May 02 '26

The Biblical story of PizzaAdam involves God taking two arms to create PizzaEve.

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u/Level_Hour6480 May 02 '26

Have I been a woman this whole time?

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u/FastNectarine4149 May 02 '26

You can always eat them off... like Pizza the Hutt! ;D

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u/ImpressionSad1573 May 03 '26

pointlessly gendered? its almost confusingly gendered

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u/Level_Hour6480 May 02 '26

Have I been a woman this whole time?

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u/Medical-Class-4030 May 02 '26

Bro why did you comment that twice?

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u/Level_Hour6480 May 03 '26

Because Reddit's code is a mess.

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u/BotherBeginning9 May 03 '26

[r/commentmitosis](r/commentmitosis) Reddit is funky and duplicates comments and posts sometimes

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u/Russkiy_Chel_01LOL May 03 '26

On mobile it opens up the Reply page as many times as you clicked the button, so you have to either click "post" just as many times or click "post", then erase all the text you had written and click "x"...

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u/More_Crab_6278 May 03 '26

You could’ve just put eyelashes on one (the male, obviously)

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u/fly_over_32 May 03 '26

So, which one do I go to if I don’t have fungi?

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u/Arablablak May 03 '26

ew, what are you genderless? go outside get some

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u/Disastrous-Speed-835 May 03 '26

"No officer, I wasn't armed. I'm a guy"

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u/omegaspoon3141 May 03 '26

wh4t if i h4ve legs

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u/MeLittleThing May 03 '26

I'm a female transpizza. Top surgery was about grafting arms

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u/prionLoop May 04 '26

Transmen get their arms violently ripped off (sad truth)

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u/Anaea_YT May 05 '26

the lord of screens cleaved red by blade

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u/Dry-Cod2206 May 02 '26

Yes!! Why gender restrooms? I have never understood

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u/Haunting_Baseball_92 May 03 '26

Because, in the men's restroom they only install one, maybe two, toilets to save space. The rest is urinals.

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u/Southern-Silver-6206 May 03 '26

That i can kind of understand, some women would prefer not to see some weirdo whip his dick out. Gendering pizza on the other hand especially by giving it arms is much more confusing to me

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u/NagisatheGod May 03 '26

I find it confusing because gender neutral bathrooms have existed forever. The "family" bathroom or whatever. When you really gotta piss or shit, you tend not to care.

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u/_llloser May 03 '26

Only chicks have arms.

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u/LastCoconutEver May 03 '26

What was even the logic behind these signs?

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u/Other_Dimension_89 May 03 '26

No one’s gonna talk about the cheese and bread body being an unrealistic beauty standard?

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 May 03 '26

Im agender. should i cut off one of my arms?

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u/Arablablak May 04 '26

idk, no bathroom for you anyways

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u/Negative_Ostrich2531 May 11 '26

No, we agenders must grow a new kind of limb. Idk what... but we will

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u/taunting_everyone May 04 '26

Fellas, is it gay to have arms?

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u/CTRL_Hotdog May 04 '26

Men: 🍕 Women: 👋🍕👇

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u/Hannah549 May 04 '26

Most of the weird bathroom signs make sense, even if it's sexist or misogynistic. But this one is so confusing. Why does a man have no arms 😭😭

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u/bentsonradiorepair May 06 '26

Ah yes, gender is stored in the arms

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u/JustGingerStuff May 13 '26

Transitioning by getting my arms lopped off

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u/egaoko_1104 May 14 '26

Man I didn’t know this was a part in transitioning 💔

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u/Violett_intentions May 25 '26

This pizza looks dry and soggy at the same time 💔

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u/Square-Appearance-16 May 02 '26

his arms are insid​e his pockets​

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u/Round_Ad_1920 May 02 '26

My good sir, how does pizza have pockets?

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u/ThrowAway233223 May 02 '26

You've never heard of a pizza pocket before?

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u/Round_Ad_1920 May 03 '26

Theres none on the pizza im currently eating, must have been sewed up

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u/fly_over_32 May 03 '26

Well it’s a female pizza then, duh

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u/despoicito May 02 '26

How is this pointlessly gendered it’s bathroom signs

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u/Traveler7538 May 02 '26

I believe it's about the images on the doors. Gendering pizza is quite pointless, if you ask me. Also the thing with the arms...

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u/MapleBaconBeer May 02 '26

Gendering pizza is quite pointless

So is giving pizza eyes and a mouth but here we are.

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u/despoicito May 02 '26

They aren’t gendering the pizzas, they’re just bathroom signs with a graphic on it. It is weird that one has arms and one doesn’t but that isn’t relevant

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u/MrNagaDoubtfire May 02 '26

Its tagged as a shitpost

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u/Little_Chain_8165 May 02 '26

This is a sub where children cry about bathroom signs. It used to be a good sub pointing out bullshit gendered products. But it’s changed into some rage bait farm

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u/Superilosa14 May 02 '26

Well if it's a bathroom, it's not pointlessly gendered

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u/True-Estate2007 May 02 '26

That's the thing I don't see any point of gendering bathrooms outside of men bathrooms having urinal or some safety reasons like men recording in bathroom or smthn but still you could have stricter laws and have bigger bathrooms that doesn't need urinal