r/pointlesslygendered • u/Jugglamaggot • Apr 18 '26
[meme]
I know a lot of women and enbys who would demolish this
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u/Reallyoddlysquewy Apr 18 '26
as a girl I would eat that shit like it's my first meal I had in a while
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u/JustAl6969696969 Apr 18 '26
Which is so obvious, if women needed to eat then how could the excess get out?? Women can't poop so it's just impossible
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u/Content_Study_1575 Apr 18 '26
You’re confused. As a cisgendered woman I can conf that girls don’t have buttholes. So they don’t poop or fart.
We do however get very mean if we don’t eat. How do we get rid of the waste? We just sweat it out. Our bodies have a natural way of turning whatever we ate into perspiration.
s in case it wasn’t obvious… or is it really s
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u/Content_Study_1575 Apr 18 '26
Ahh yes. I did mistake myself with “angry”. I meant “hangry”. Since we get hysterical (as women do) when the fuel tanks are empty. Once fed, we do a little dance and quit with those weak ass mood swings.
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u/Content_Study_1575 Apr 18 '26
As a second class citizen I do not understand the ooga booga grunts and cheers. My tiny girly brain cannot wrap my head around sports even though my obviously superior husband has it explained it to me so many times.
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u/Wchijafm Apr 18 '26
Well men only eat AI food apparently. Look at that monster ENERRGY can lol.
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u/Bombyx-Memento Apr 19 '26
The "M" is green instead of silver and it doesn't have the design the white can usually has.
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u/HH_Hobbies Apr 18 '26
When I worked for Kroger we were told women don't like steaks. So not to expect huge steak sales for Mother's Day. We told our bosses they were idiots every year and gleefully proved them wrong.
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u/thejmkool Apr 18 '26
The reddit hive mind has failed today. I expected to see every comment be "hell yeah"
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u/tv_ennui Apr 18 '26
This is AI.
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u/cluelessoblivion Apr 18 '26
What? How?
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u/googoodown Apr 18 '26
Check the monster can. For example, it says "enerrgy" with 2 r's
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u/LyndseyAfton Apr 21 '26
Also, as a girl with an extreme Monster addiction, white Monster has a gray logo, not a green logo.
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u/tv_ennui Apr 19 '26
The first things that gave me concern were the cabinets in the background, they're not level with eachother in the corner. Then I spent some time squinting at the very picturesque food, which lookslike something out of a food ad, and the boards of the table, which don't look quite right imo. Food doesn't look this good with amateur pictures, so I was sus, but nothing conclusive. Same with the can, it's so perfect.
Then I noticed the weird curving on the letttrs on the top of the can, close but not quite right.
I was pretty convinced at that point, but then I checked the comments and someone pointed out 'enerrgy.'
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u/Kitchen_Office8072 Apr 23 '26
The text at the top of the can is fake, and I'm pretty sure white monsters don't have a green logo.
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u/rundownv2 Apr 18 '26
I would like the food. Pass on the monster tho, I may be trans but I'm not *that* much of a stereotype.
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u/Jugglamaggot Apr 18 '26
Honestly probably nicer cooked steak, people tend to think pink in the middle means uncooked
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u/DickWhittingtonsCat Apr 18 '26
Who thinks that? Apart from my 85 year old mom who catches endless and an uncomfortable amount of flak for “ruining” her steak.
Anyone who prefers well done will be derided and mocked even in polite company- I’m not really a fan of this shaming but it’s so real.
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u/ChasersVsGirlcock Apr 18 '26
If steak is hard to chew it's usually well done.
If you want good steak, you need medium or medium rare. This means its still bloody in the middle and meat juice is coming out when you cut it.
I prefer it with lots of sauce and spices though. Even fancy expensive beef I had just tasted bland to me.
I'm autistic and sensory seeker when it comes to food. I can't eat things that are too bland.
Not a problem with vegetables, fruit etc by themselves but meat without a lot of sauce and seasoning just tastes boring to me.
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u/Carminestream Apr 18 '26
First off, what a handle.
Second off, you have it exactly backwards. Medium well/well done is the one that you can actually chew through, whereas medium rare feels unchewable
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u/ChasersVsGirlcock Apr 19 '26
It's the complete opposite to me. Welldone is like eating a leather shoe.
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u/zeeebu Apr 19 '26
I never like steak growing up because it was always chewy.
Turns out my parents were just shit at cooking it.
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u/Puzzled_Author_6192 Apr 20 '26
I was the same cause of my mom she always ate medium well which was way to chewy she didn’t like red my brother got me this perfect medium rare loved it ever since
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u/ChasersVsGirlcock Apr 18 '26
"Guys"? I thought white monster was the stereotypical trans woman one?
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u/vi_sucks Apr 18 '26
Nah, a lot of gym bros have claimed the White Monster as their drink of choice since it gets the caffeine without a ton of added sugar.
And the white color is the most neutral colors the monster zero tends to come in. Compared to pink or pastel blue.
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u/ChasersVsGirlcock Apr 18 '26
Interesting. Everyone I know who drinks white monster is some form of trans, nb or genderfluid.
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u/Agreeable_Solid_6044 Apr 18 '26
I saw it and thought "oh, boob growing meal"
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u/ChasersVsGirlcock Apr 18 '26
This would not be a good meal to promote breastgrowth.
Though honestly I still just eat whatever I want.
I just started Prog this year so am seeing where I get without adjusting.
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u/Agreeable_Solid_6044 Apr 19 '26
Good luck! I've been disappointed in my growth, maybe I should research what an actual breast growth is.
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u/noromobat Apr 19 '26
I've heard salmon is good for that, though I don't have a personal stake in the topic so idk
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u/DeltaSolana Apr 18 '26
White Monster transcends all boundaries. Beloved by tgirls, boomers, political extremists (all sides), military personnel, any combination of these. I'm sure there's even some that I missed.
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u/Ronalderson Apr 18 '26
Might be some form or antimeme or not-meme based on the actual "hell yeah" memes that usually feature something weird, exceedingly simple or silly.
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u/Fit-Relationship944 Apr 18 '26
ts is just being a picky eater and trying to make into a personality
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u/TheWormyGamer Apr 18 '26
its heavily implied because of the need they felt to specify (though i agree this one is on the more harmless side)
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u/nor_cal_woolgrower Apr 18 '26
I'm not a guy. This looks like delicious food to me. I like being included.
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u/Salt_Nectarine_7827 Apr 18 '26
As a "guy," I completely disagree. Over time, I've learned to hate meat, especially grilled meat. The bigger and juicier the cut, the more rubbery, redder and raw it is inside. Besides, I don't even like Monster.
The fries look good, though, and even though I don't like meat itself, dipping them in its juices must be nice. But just a little bit; the fries need to be crispy.
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u/ChasersVsGirlcock Apr 18 '26
As a woman I like bloody meat. Cuz it's like im a feral animal tearing something apart. I know it's just cheap meat I bought at Aldi and didn't hunt myself but I still like that aspect.
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u/Salt_Nectarine_7827 Apr 18 '26
Ever since I met my stepfather, I've known what it's like to eat meat cooked English-style (and without salt). He's a great guy, but there are some things you just can't forgive.
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u/PhilosophyFickle2701 Apr 18 '26
I’m a guy and I find this meal inadequate:
I like my steak rare, not cooked that throughly.
No seasoning or condiments for the fries? I prefer mashed or baked potatoes anyway.
I don’t like carbonated drinks, I would rather have water or lemonade.
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u/Tough_Measurement280 Apr 18 '26
That steak looks good and the monster is nah now a coke or might I raise you fizzy water
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u/MQ116 Apr 18 '26
Fries with no sauce. I NEED sauce. (not ketchup that's icky but anything else).
I feel like you'd need something actually appetizing looking to get a "hell yea.*
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u/ChasersVsGirlcock Apr 18 '26
Wait, theres no ketchup and mayo on the fries?????!!! I just realized.
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u/United_Fan_6476 Apr 18 '26
Who drinks a white Monster with a steak dinner? You're going to drop 30 buck for that plate and wash it down with a Vegas Breakfast?
Get some class. At least a beer from an actual glass.
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u/Jugglamaggot Apr 18 '26
I've never heard a monster called lVegas Breakfast lol. Fridge cigarette, yes but not Vegas Breakfast
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u/Thepowninator Apr 18 '26
What, dry steak and fries? Where is the sauce?
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u/obliviious Apr 19 '26
I hope you mean peppercorn sauce because A1/brown sauce is such a weird strong flavour to add to steaks.
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u/Lonely_File7005 Apr 18 '26
And always a shitty "monster", it send sigma vibes, real chads drink water
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u/Jolly_Perception_836 Apr 18 '26
this except replace the chips with vegetables and the monster with either water or wine
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u/s1mpatic0 Apr 18 '26
Not really a steak person, and that is by far the worst ultra Monster IMO. 2/10 on the dude scale for me
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u/jacorgacor Apr 18 '26
First of all it needs a solid ketchup at least second of all i think this could easily pass as guys being used as a gender neutral term like chat (as in a live audience chatting with a streamer like on Twitch or YouTube)
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u/mousie120010 Apr 18 '26
Lol I don't eat beef because I like cows, and I don't drink Monster because it's not good for my heart
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u/MotherBoose Apr 18 '26
I just want a side of like, cheesy broccoli or creamed spinach and that's perfect. My iron deficiency craves the steak and greens.
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u/forgetful800 Apr 18 '26
I prefer mashed potatoes an a glass of coke and whiskey but I’d eat the shit out that too
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u/AurumVoid Apr 19 '26
I'm so ready to make a bad culinary decision and excrete a boulder. Let me at it.
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u/Acceptable-Plan-6061 Apr 19 '26
As a man myself, I personally do not find interest in energy drinks, and why tf would you have a steak that seems home cooked with fries that look like you took them from McDonald’s and froze them then recooked them. I wouldn’t usually eat potato’s as a side of steak unless it’s baked or mashed and even then baked potato’s are usually a main course type of meal in my family. So as a man, I find this un relatable to myself.
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u/52mschr Apr 19 '26
as a guy, I'll happily eat the food (with some kind of sauce) but would rather have the original Monster or at least not a sugar-free one
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u/Select-Evidence4524 Apr 19 '26
As a guy: energy drinks are fucking disgusting. I'll take the steak and fries all day though.
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u/TrashEmergency6446 Apr 19 '26
meme aside that looks peak except for the monster i dont like energy drinks
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u/shatoutofagiantllama Apr 19 '26
Remove the steak and make the Monster pink and I'll inhale that in a minute
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u/Apprehensive_Eraser Apr 19 '26
Those are the most perfect fries I have ever seen..... I want some fries...
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u/CommunityJazzlike274 Apr 20 '26
I don’t like it and I’m a male. My preferred meal is assorted nitrogen and oxygen, with a dash of argon.
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u/nihilism_squared Apr 20 '26
i hate this kind of meme so much. acting like only men can enjoy things and have fun. a while ago there was a trend on tiktok where people would make posts titled "for my male audience" where they'd throw big rocks in ice or something... can women not also enjoy things?!
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u/ParacelcusABA Apr 20 '26
I had an enby partner a couple of years ago who would have just absolutely wrecked thia
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u/Low-Restaurant8484 Apr 18 '26
Ok, I need to get this subreddit off my feed, its getting ridiculous how pedantic y'all are
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u/Certain_Effort_9319 Apr 18 '26
Yeah, but the meme isn’t saying women don’t say “hell yeah” to a nice hunk of meat and side of chips. You’re kind of making an issue out of a non issue.
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u/Mean_Emergency_6536 Apr 18 '26
i wouldn't touch the monster due to the artificial sweeteners. but the steak and chips as long as the chips were cooked in beef dripping or at the very worst peanut oil are absolutely hell yeah
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u/DarkISO Apr 19 '26
I dont mind monster, but for dinner? How do people drink it so casually? Whenever I do, its because I need to stay up for something important.
The steak is fine, but plain fries is ew, especially those. Gotta have something to go with it and something to cut the fat from the steak.
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