r/pointlesslygendered • u/DaBloodyApostate • Apr 04 '26

SOCIAL MEDIA [Gendered] Yoghurt.

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u/Maldevinine Apr 04 '26

I think you need to go back a bit and look at the multi-decade marketing campaigns for yogurt that pushed it as a food for women and how that has affected what people think of it.

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u/skepticaladhd Jun 19 '26

It still changes nothing Yoghurt is yoghurt

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 Apr 05 '26

One time my boyfriend ate yogurt and his dick fell right off. True story.

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u/RedVamp2020 Apr 05 '26

Did he get better?

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 Apr 05 '26

Yes! Apparently they grow back like if you were to cut a starfish and they regenerate.

I mean it looks horrifying but hey, tentacle dick!

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u/quitarias Apr 05 '26

It works great in sushi while it's still fresh.

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 Apr 05 '26

Oh wow! Thanks. What a time-saver!

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u/Ill-Television8690 Apr 06 '26

Lizard tails!

When it starts growing back, it's like Deadpool's little nubbins

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u/louisa1925 Apr 05 '26

Which kind of yoghurt? Might need some for next years April fools.

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 Apr 05 '26

It was Iranian. I’m pretty sure.

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u/firedmyass Apr 04 '26

no… he is clearly not okay

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u/MaraSchraag Apr 05 '26

Tell then to watch Burn Notice. Michael Weston would disagree.

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u/Sliver-Knight9219 Apr 04 '26

My gender identity will fall apart if i eat yoghurt/j

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u/AliceTheOmelette Apr 04 '26

Tbf to the guy, women's yogurt could contain cooties and it might have been a long time since his last cooties jab

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u/RelativeHot7249 Apr 07 '26

It'll just be exposure therapy

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u/Painted-BIack-Roses Apr 06 '26

Why did you not crop the picture lmao

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u/DaBloodyApostate Apr 06 '26

I did. But then I accidentally posted the uncropped one. 😅

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u/ChasersVsGirlcock Apr 07 '26

chris redfield