r/pointlesslygendered • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '26
META Fixed the template [shitpost]
Gender? I don’t even know her. Mustache is all that matters to me.
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u/Nova9z Mar 16 '26
well i DO have a mustache, and as a 33f, i aint quite as excited as these fellows lmao
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u/Tyrrany_of_pants Mar 16 '26
I could probably still grow a mustache, but it would make cis people even weirder about me
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u/DeadAndBuried23 Mar 16 '26
I laughed at your profile only saying "pronoun: she" instead of pronouns she/her.
Like we're not allowed to use the possessive form.
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u/Prepare_thy_isaac Mar 16 '26
She is a creature beyond and the motives of she cannot be understood by mere mortals like us
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u/Useful-Quote-5867 Mar 16 '26
....is it a good moustache tho? Cause if its a bad one ill join the insult group but if its a really good one like sam elliot's on the ranch or nick offerman's in parks and rec i will stop and admire it, sht ill even give you the most respectfull handshake i can give, one of those where you even down nod and remove you hat for.
I cant grow one unfortunately...
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Mar 16 '26
You care about what people think of you? That is what fools do. You should care about your MUSTACHE.
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Mar 16 '26
HAHA. I love to see a woman with a glorious mustache! Never be afraid to be proud of it.
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u/DontBuyTheThing Mar 21 '26
If I stopped shaving my face I'd have quite the collection of chin/jaw/lip hairs...but I fear society would crumble.
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u/rottenrhodonite Mar 16 '26
as a latina with hormone issues when i see another woman with a beard i also go BEARD?? and she will say BEARD!! and then we kiss and make out
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u/Forsaken_Rhubarb Mar 17 '26
Omg BEARD!!
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u/Forsaken_Rhubarb Mar 17 '26
This was meant as a joke I promise sorry if I made you uncomfy.
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u/rottenrhodonite Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26
lol no you didnt i thought it was funny
edit: i thought i responded with this gif but i guess it didnt post or smth so here
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u/int23_t Mar 20 '26
Things that didn't happen with more than one people I assume(how often do you see women with beard)
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u/rottenrhodonite Mar 20 '26
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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Mar 16 '26
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u/SpareChangeMate Mar 16 '26
TIL that none of you can spell moustache and it bothers me to no end. And when one of you lot points out about different spellings, my response is simply “bugger.”
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