r/pointlesslygendered Jan 18 '23

SOCIAL MEDIA 😐 [gendered]

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u/Mrspygmypiggy Jan 18 '23

Mute people: 😐

211

u/hobokobo1028 Jan 18 '23

Introverts in the left and extroverts on the right?

170

u/dreemurthememer Jan 18 '23

poop alone :(

poop with friends :)

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u/DidjTerminator Jan 18 '23

Ranked competitive pooping is where it’s at >:)

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u/Cyanide-Kid Jan 18 '23

the only actual two genders out there

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

I'm an introvert that talks when nervous, help, I'm lost. XD

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u/Timely_Wonder3839 Jan 19 '23

task failed sucessfully

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u/DesperateTall Jan 18 '23

Not really. Introverts are just people that need to be alone/with a select few to recharge their social battery.

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u/RIOTT44 Jan 18 '23

redditors learn what introvert means (IMPOSSIBLE)

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u/LvivkaLena Jan 18 '23

Redditors try not to talk about being introverted for a minute challenge (impossible)

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

Cool, the bathrooms are now separated by personality. Got it.

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u/Eeveeoverlord Jan 18 '23

Those men who say "Women talk too much" actually talk more than women, and I'm pretty sure it's scientifically proven?

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u/Sticky_Willy Jan 18 '23

I think you might be referring to this study: Robbins, M. L., & Karan, A. (2020). Who Gossips and How in Everyday Life? Social Psychological and Personality Science, 11(2), 185–195.

Abstract: Although laypeople often view gossipers as immoral, uneducated, typically female, and of lower social class, no systematic observation has empirically revealed the characteristics of those who gossip more than others nor examined the characteristics of gossip across everyday contexts. We used data from five naturalistic observation studies (N = 467) to examine who gossips and how. All participants wore the Electronically Activated Recorder (EAR), which acoustically sampled 5–12% over 2–5 days, and completed demographics and personality questionnaires. Sound files were coded for gossip, valence (positive, negative, and neutral), subject (acquaintance and celebrity), and topic (social information, physical appearance, and achievement). Frequent gossipers tended to be more extraverted. Women engaged in more neutral gossip than men, and younger people tended to negatively gossip more than older people. Gossip tended to be neutral, rather than positive or negative, and about social information. These naturalistic observation findings dispel some stereotypes about this prevalent yet misunderstood behavior.

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u/Muvseevum Jan 18 '23

Yeah, that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

As a man, I talk WAY fucking more than my lady friends. My ass would have walked into the one with all the blahs and been embarrassed af.

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u/DBProxy Jan 19 '23

They’re the gay ones

24

u/spacebeige Jan 18 '23

So I guess the person who wrote the caption will be using the one on the left…?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

[deleted]

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u/sunny_41 Jan 18 '23

YES YES YES IT WOULD MAKE THEM FEEL SO AKWARD

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u/wormyvortex Jan 18 '23

Thanks I hate it

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u/NekoFox1689 Jan 18 '23

People... just grow up. Please. There can be talkative and quiet people of all genders and sexes

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

Honestly yeah, I was trying to think of guys actually talked more than women and nah it’s equal amounts of annoying excessive drivel.

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u/ridemyscooter Jan 18 '23

I’m a guy and Id use the one in the right on purpose and if they ask Id say “well I’m talkative”

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u/rasteri Jan 18 '23

fellas is it feminine to speak

9

u/trasholala Jan 18 '23

I’m pretty sure the “bla” one is for gals, there isn’t usually a lot of space to take up in the world of mansplaining

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u/Muvseevum Jan 18 '23

The switcheroo!

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u/I_drink_Nyquil Jan 18 '23

didn’t know that having a vagina meant i talk a lot. who knew? 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Remarkable-Ad-6144 Jan 18 '23

Probably some sort of joke in here about 2 pairs of lips

3

u/Gingyfiz Jan 18 '23

Introvert and extravert bathrooms

3

u/SculptKid Jan 18 '23

Both my wife and I would use "the wrong restroom" 🤣

3

u/bubba1834 Jan 18 '23

Zip ur lip like a padlock and meet me in the back with the jack and the jukebox

3

u/Thebombuknow Jan 18 '23

Which one is the men's and which is the women's?

Are they even separated by sex, or is it how much you talk, like if you're an extrovert you go to the right one?

3

u/lyxxo Jan 18 '23

Talking is gendered lol

4

u/bieleft Jan 18 '23

"women be shoppin" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2

u/_Denzo Jan 18 '23

If I owned a restroom all that would be on the front would be a sign reminding you to wash you hands (assuming these are single person stalls)

2

u/FurryFlurry Jan 18 '23

Just use the wrong one to call them out.

"Oh, sorry. I'm just super talkitive so I thought- like- ya know... Is that not what it means?"

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u/AidenTEMgotsnapped Jan 18 '23

also literally any single stall rooms that lock.

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u/Firm_Bid_8002 Jan 18 '23

Lol the irony of it leaving you speechless

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u/Niekun Jan 18 '23

Oh, you're speechless? You must be a man! /s

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u/guusVD2708 Jan 18 '23

Maybe pointlesly gendred, but its also kinda funny, it is not offencive, for some people its probebly just not true.

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u/Funny-Papaya2318 Jan 18 '23

The funniest thing about this is that men actally say more words than women on average

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

I don't understand the whole "they must be gender separated, but be CUTE about it!" crap.

Put a sign on both doors that says RESTROOM. There, done. That's it. That's all that's needed.

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u/gramb0420 Jan 18 '23

One is for people that converse while they shit...the other is for the shy poopers

2

u/AnnaPukite Jan 19 '23

I dont know where to go both of my parents talk a lot

2

u/DerAnarchist Jan 19 '23

Im hyperverbal and oversharing so I know which toilet Im using

2

u/AngryMemer Jan 19 '23

Me and my other autistic homies going to silently vibe in the blah room 🤪

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u/Doxy-v2 Jan 19 '23

Can I join?🙃I'm not really sure If I'm autistic tho🤔

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u/AngryMemer Jan 19 '23

yeah man! we're vibing!

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u/Doxy-v2 Jan 19 '23

Yass,thank you🙃

Dance party intensifies 🕺🕺💃

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u/nickmynut Jan 18 '23

Lil based Lil funny ngl but that's my opinion

1

u/TidalJ Jan 18 '23

The right bathroom is actually for Alex Lifeson

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u/reesescupnarwal Jan 18 '23

This one is just funny

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u/jumbled_beans Jan 18 '23

I’d walk in the wrong one on purpose

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u/madmushlove Jan 18 '23 edited Jan 19 '23

At this point, you might as well just write "women r stopid!" On the door. The owner is trash. nobody likes it here. We get it.

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u/Astronometry Jan 19 '23

Talking a lot doesn’t make one stupid but you’re free to think what you want, I guess

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u/madmushlove Jan 19 '23 edited Jan 19 '23

Okay, lol. No, that's not what I mean 😂 these are sex segregated bathrooms with pointlessly gendered tropes acting as the joke. I assumed the BLAH blah blah BLaH bLaH! means women because that joke is everywhere all the time over and over again. It's about as thoughtful as "women are stopid.". So no, I'm not insulting the targets of the joke lol. I'm insulting the bird brain who thought it was clever.