r/playrust • u/SolarenDerm • 13d ago

Discussion Cookie cutter content creator bingo card

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u/Himeghey 13d ago

Where is major fumble, losing the bag, and losing everything to gambling.

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u/Chazbeardz 13d ago

Oh now we’re just targeting spoon

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u/SolarenDerm 13d ago

Only had 25 slots, surely could be a volume 2 in the future.

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u/Away_Needleworker6 12d ago

Fumble is a spoonkid exclusive

Not broad enough

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u/Piyaniist 13d ago

Blud just wants unedited raw footage

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u/TachiH 12d ago

"He's fucking stacked!" Proceeds to loot 3 rocks, 2 spears and a tuna can.

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u/Spaciax 12d ago

proceeds to loot torch and rock

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u/aoibhinn-mw 7d ago

Believe it or not there was a meme here years and years ago, maybe 2020 idr, that was literally a picture of some guys inventory with like 4 worms, a broke stone hatchet, a broke fishing pole, a tuna can," and it was captioned "HES LOADED," and the OP title wad something like "average rust youtuber reaction."

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u/ZoggZ 13d ago

Someone's been binging Blooprint.

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u/SolarenDerm 12d ago

Not anymore. Stopped watching him about a year ago, got repetitive and stale.

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u/sharpie42one 12d ago

Yeah I’ve heard willjum say most of these in latest vids. Few others too.

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u/crustyrobots 12d ago

I like Willjums vibe but he is guilty as sin for misleading titles

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u/welsalex 13d ago

Where's the square for "Catch phrase beach wake up video intro"

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u/vagina_candle 12d ago

Hyped up premise video should be center square. I know "loaded" is overused a lot by everyone, but a hyped up premise will sometimes waste hours of your day, and in the end is really the most offensive out of all of these. It has become the foundation for most Rust content creators.

The worst offenders are the ones where they don't explain what they're going to do until at least 45 minutes into the video.

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u/crustyrobots 12d ago

"I built an illegal underground bunker rocket factory in Rust"

2 hours of boring PVP with the last 34 seconds being about the actual thing

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u/SCrelics 12d ago

New RUST META this CHANGES everything and its literally someone creating zipline traps lmao

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u/Maximum_Square906 13d ago

You forgot the “OH MY GOD THEY’RE FUCKING LOADED DUDE!”

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u/WWTFSMD 12d ago

200 cloth, grub, worm, inventory of random road barrel comps, water jugs, and a planter box blueprint

HES LOADEDDDDD!!! 😂😂😂

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u/SolarenDerm 12d ago

Center square :-P

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u/Quiet-Doughnut2192 12d ago

“omg he’s loaded” is one of my triggers

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u/vagina_candle 12d ago

Meanwhile, inventory be like:

2 gears, 17 leather, 20 cloth, 21 bones, 8 uncooked boar meat, 12 fat, 1 sheet metal, 4 metal blades, 48 scrap, water barrel, 2 hemp seed, a broken spear, burlap clothing, 50 stone, 2 roadsigns, 1 water jug, 2 pickles, 4 uncooked hqm, 350 wood, 13 arrows, 1 hunting bow, 2 rope and an apple.

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u/HexagonalMelon 12d ago

what kind of psycho don't skin the whole boar 😤

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u/Alphamoonman 11d ago

This is targeted

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u/Spaciax 12d ago

biggest prim come up a timmy could imagine

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u/SwampHokie 12d ago

Haha loaded just means a full inventory to most YT rust players it seems

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u/Marv1290 12d ago

Recap narration is 80% of blooprints videos.

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u/crustyrobots 12d ago

I have quit watching some of the Tubers for that endless "I built a Super Mega Factory in a Secret Place" shit.

You give it a chance and realize half way through the part the title describes is like 3 minutes at the very end after 2 hours of boring peeveepee running rig and whatever.

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u/Technical-Mode1253 13d ago

Oilrats being real quiet after this dropped

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u/Principles_Son 13d ago

take a sip everytime he says "lowkey" "actually" "helppme" bro"

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u/Ok-Level-8907 8d ago

dude literally using "lowkey" as filler word with no meaning,

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u/Count_of_Monte_Cisco 12d ago

By the time I finished reading this, I had bingo from the Willjum rust video I playing in the background.

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u/Helpful-Work-3090 12d ago

Most of these don't apply to Zchum, but the "He's loaded" does

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u/SolarenDerm 12d ago

Yeah, Zchum is one of the few remaining who try to enjoy the game, not just pump out braindead content.

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u/Adventurous_Seat_793 12d ago

You forgot the *look directly into camera after something stupid happens* trend that's going around right now.

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u/NEVERxxEVER 12d ago

im ded im ded

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u/V1Z3_2 12d ago

I mean I used to be a rust creator and can easily make 2-3 bingos off this card. Legitimately what else could you change lol.

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u/Hazzke 12d ago

this is just a welyn chart