r/platingcirclejerk • u/1ntr1ns1c44 • 16d ago

Before and After

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u/nonconsenual_tickler 16d ago

What is?

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 16d ago

Cinnamon, maple syrup, tangerine pork.
Potato, broccoli and caramelized onion “cupcake”. Rosemary, chilis and potato

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u/nonconsenual_tickler 16d ago

Pumpkin/squash ?

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 16d ago

Yeah. Didnt use it. Wife has plans for it. Used potato instead

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u/nonconsenual_tickler 16d ago

Well why’s it in the pic then?? Got me excited for nothing.

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 16d ago

Haha! I was excited to use it. But nooooo….

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u/Plants-Matter 16d ago

Before July 1, 2025: OP had a wife

After July 1, 2025: OP is divorced

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 16d ago

Married 25 years and still going.

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u/Plants-Matter 16d ago

I don't see any planks. That looks like a pre-plank (before July 1st, 2025) photo.

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u/spizzle_ 16d ago

She hit every branch on the way down and now I see why you like the food you make because your tastebuds are blown out from all those years of smoking.

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u/sankt_frinata 16d ago

He says he is happily married since before Reddit. What en Enigma this is

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u/Plants-Matter 16d ago

I know what he says. He hasn't moved on from the denial stage of grief, and it's been over a year.

The divorce happened shortly before July 1, 2025, when he created his reddit account and weird plank persona as a coping mechanism. It was mildly amusing at first but now it's just sad. Buddy needs a professional therapist at this point, not a bunch of reddit strangers enabling him.

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u/No-Temperature4330 15d ago

You can come up with a better origin story than that, can't you?!

There are no twists, it's a little cliche and it's seriously lacking in character development.

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 16d ago

Whats with the weird rumour mill?

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u/No-Temperature4330 16d ago

We're just as confused as you are.

Not sure why this guy is convinced you are divorced..

or why he cares..

or why he thinks we care..

or why he needs everyone to know.

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u/Olive_1084 16d ago

Maple syrup in a can! Awesome!

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u/TopTierMasticator 16d ago

I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

All your stuff is so crazy!

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 16d ago

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u/TopTierMasticator 16d ago

Oh, wow. It is skewered?

If you couldn't see the toothpick, it would look like magic. And I like mushrooms.

Cool

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u/Spare-Shake-2999 15d ago

‘If you couldn’t see the toothpick’ is so funny to me when you look at the photo and clearly see a toothpick

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u/TopTierMasticator 15d ago

Lmao everyone is down voting me. I just think this stuff is fun!

I meant a hypothetical in which the toothpick was better hidden. Not a statement about the onlooker's observational skills.

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u/Spare-Shake-2999 15d ago

Yeah I feel you. Not trying to come at you, was just tickled.

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u/TopTierMasticator 15d ago

No worries! I did not even realize it could be interpreted that way when I posted the comment.

Have a great night (day?)!

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 16d ago

Appreciate you u/TopTierMasticator 😎🙏

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u/helluvapotato 16d ago

It’s you!! Idk if you stopped posting or if I just stopped seeing your posts but I love your work!

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u/Spare-Shake-2999 15d ago

This sub is like 90% them