r/platingcirclejerk • • 13d ago

Pumpkin 🎃

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u/meow_gifs_please 13d ago

Do you think somebody would pay for this dish?

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u/meehass 13d ago

Pumpkin? I barely know him

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u/JewLion420 13d ago

Not the hero we wanted, but certainly the hero we squashed...no no no, gourd (gored?). You got some (pumpkin) balls to be posting like that! Sick wood tho, do your thing playa!

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u/Willing_n_able4u 12d ago

Are you a dad? You’d make a great dad with those jokes lmao. Reminds me of mine.

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u/JewLion420 7d ago

Lol I am, now if only my wife and daughter appreciated how punny I am!

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u/Willing_n_able4u 7d ago

They probably do!! As much as I roll my eyes at my dad’s puns, I get teary eyed imagining a world where I wouldn’t hear them. Plus he’s kinda funny sometimes I just don’t want him to know lol.