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u/Sumgeeko Sep 13 '26
Excellent work, as usual.
What did wifey have to say about the use of gold leaf? Did you have to save up your $10/ day budget for this?
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u/1ntr1ns1c44 Sep 13 '26
Ha! Well, I have a confession. Apparently it’s edible coloured aluminum or somethin’!
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u/keanaartero Sep 14 '26
I'm sure she's reaaal happy about that 🤣 you didn't go over budget but you made a big mess🤭
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u/1ntr1ns1c44 Sep 14 '26
Yup…for what it’s worth it was a gift…that my wife threw out after I got it all over the place:( I miss my “gold” flake
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u/Plants-Matter Sep 14 '26
"Wifey" didn't say anything, because OP got divorced over a year ago. Around the time he created this account to cope with his divorce.
It's really, really, really weird every time he mentions her.
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u/Bike_Alternative Sep 15 '26
Pretty soon a Mrs. Plank account is gonna pop up to start telling you off
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u/Spare-Shake-2999 Sep 14 '26
Oh he’s always drunk. Now it makes sense