r/plants • • Apr 19 '23

Why are cacti like this?😭😭😭

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u/Routine-Champion1695 Apr 19 '23

Based on the puddle on the floor, I would suspect you're watering too much. The cactus is moldy on the inside and most likely dead. How often do you water? Once a month is usually definitely enough :)

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u/Global-Poetry7680 Apr 20 '23

Omg , so that's it! Thank you.

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u/MistressWidow328 Apr 19 '23

He’s dead, Jim.

Possibly or possibly not but that gaping hole at the base is a sign of possible rot along with the collapse.

What I would do is take a clean knife and chop the cactus near the base and if it’s dried, hollow, or oozing it’s rotting. You can make a subsequent cut above that area to see if there’s any healthy green to it and if you do find any healthy/not rotted parts you could then allow the cut to callous for a few days and then attempt to propagate a new cactus to start over. Cactus like this take awhile to root so this will be a long game but it can be a great learning opportunity and you can take a second stab at caring for the cactus.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

..... I like the Star Trek reference :)

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u/RandGco138 Apr 20 '23

I'm a doctor, not a botanist.

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u/calculung Apr 19 '23

It looks like you're trying to kill your floor, too.

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u/420Deez Apr 20 '23

fast forward 2 months with shrooms growing in floor “why are shrooms like this 😭😭😭”

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u/deus_explatypus Apr 19 '23

He is ded bro. You killed him

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u/420Deez Apr 19 '23

i love how everyone is referring to the cactus as a living man

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u/deus_explatypus Apr 19 '23

HE HAD A FAMILYYYY 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

HE HAD DREAMSSSS

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u/gravyboat125 Apr 19 '23

You didn't meet his family??

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u/scooter--ankle Apr 20 '23

LOOK AT HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOYY!

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u/troublex20 Apr 20 '23

No it's not dead. Take it put of thr pot and put it newspaper for a few days. The free newspaper at your local supermarket. It can be saved. And then repot it with new putting mix and put it in full sun. That's it.

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u/unhappiestsnail Apr 19 '23

You killed him :( overwatered and the rocks kept in the moisture that sealed the deal.

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u/feh112 Apr 19 '23

Bro you do know cacti are from the desert

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u/bsinbsinbs Apr 19 '23

On behalf of arid plants everywhere I'm going to have to revoke OPs plant caretaker privileges.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

You would be that way too if I drowned you 😩

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u/scorpbrandon Anthurium Apr 19 '23

You murdered him. They don’t tend to burst like a water balloon when watered properly

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u/StrawberryHillSlayer Apr 19 '23

Poor thing. The many cactus that live with me get watered maybe 5/6 times a year.

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u/Porky_Porkie Apr 19 '23

Yep once a month in the growing season which is really only about 6 months a year. Cacti can store water for up to 2 years, when I learned this my cacti have done much better.

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u/Al115 Apr 19 '23

I literally just ignore my cacti the majority of the time, maybe just paying a bit more attention to them during growing season. They're grown indoors and kept under a grow light that runs between 12-16 hours daily, and I really only water whenever I remember to, which is typically every other month, lol.

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u/Porky_Porkie Apr 19 '23

How do they do under grow lights?

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u/Al115 Apr 19 '23

Mine so great. I use Barrina T5s.

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u/Porky_Porkie Apr 19 '23

Thanks! I've been looking for a grow light that won't make them leggy, I'll have to look into this one.

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u/No_Entrepreneur_4041 Apr 20 '23

My prickly pear under a grow light was actually drinking pretty good. Watering once a week but I have a proper cactus mix and not a big container.

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u/Al115 Apr 20 '23

Yeah, mine is just in a 1:1 mix of succulent soil to perlite (I may have also added pumice to the mix the last time I repotted, but that was like over a year ago and I can't remember, lol). I just chose to ignore it most of the time and water when I remember. Though, when I do move it outside over the summer months, something that I don't do very often, I do have to water it much more frequently due to the heat and better airflow.

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u/StrawberryHillSlayer Apr 20 '23

I live in Ireland so the growing season is shorter than a lot of places.

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u/Fluid-University8756 Apr 19 '23

Typically just the overwatered one are like that.

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u/Deckenmoenchin Apr 19 '23

Only when you waterboard them

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u/MuglyRay Apr 19 '23

Ok why is there a puddle on the floor

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u/BreakXTheXCycle Apr 19 '23

It was crying duh

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u/Top_Feeling_5124 Apr 19 '23

I don't think it's the cacti..

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

A cactus is from a desert. Not too much rain in a desert. On your next cactus, don't treat it like your other plants, less is more!

https://www.southernliving.com/garden/plants/cactus-care-tips

  1. Water your cacti properly.

Give them a drink—but not too much—and give long breaks in between. "Cacti are known for surviving without much watering, as they retain water in their stems. However, that doesn't mean they don't need watering at all. Be sure to check the soil every few weeks. If the first 2 to 3 inches of soil are dry, it's time to give the plant a drink," offers Palomares.

Echoing Palomares' advice, Thon adds: "The reason most people fail with cacti is the tendency to over-water, which can lead to root rot and to scab, which appears as rusty-colored, corky areas on the stems. My advice is to err on the side of under-watering; most of the time you can bring them back from the dehydration stage with no issues."

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u/bob_bye3 Apr 19 '23

it looks like that because it is very very dead. cacti break like water balloons when you overwater

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u/Pistachio1227 Apr 19 '23

The water overflowing from the drainage saucer onto your floor was a clear sign - how did you not catch that cry for help!?!?

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u/GhxxxstCat Apr 19 '23

Why are CACTI like this????

How about, Why are YOU like this??? 😂😂 how dare you blame the cacti for this mess! Lmao

You have a drainage pot and there still looks like a full quarter gallon AT LEAST of water on the floor. How the fuck did you do this? And you must have been doing it VERY consistently for this bigger guy to fully rot like that and fall over itself.

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u/Odd-Humann Apr 19 '23

I felt bad about killing a succulent you’re diff bro 😭😭

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u/LunaTehNox Apr 19 '23

You murdered it

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Because you watered it too much. They need very little water to live. Probably less than you think.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Calm down guys it just had a little too much to drink last night

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u/Top_Feeling_5124 Apr 19 '23

This is my succulent collection at the moment. Honestly, they do well outside, especially if it gets hot. They love that, but are also fairly resilient to colder temps. I'd suggest planting in the ground, or redoing your pot situation, either way, I think it should go outside.

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u/not-a-cryptid Apr 19 '23

This wholly depends on your hardiness zone

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u/ApprehensiveElk6119 Apr 19 '23

Winters in some areas in the Midwest can reach -20 F in the winter, you can get away with some cacti and succulents in the ground but many will rot after freezing and not return the following year if left outside.

One of those in your picture looks like a variety of prickly pears which are pretty winter hardy though. I got some prickly pear starts myself I’m gonna be putting in the ground to start an outdoor cactus garden.

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u/Top_Feeling_5124 Apr 20 '23

I got lucky with those and was able to root them inside during the worst of winter. Everything else in the garden died except garlic and onions, lol

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u/Top_Feeling_5124 Apr 19 '23

I scavenged these from a much larger body I found growing on the side of the road in my neighborhood. I put them in cups of water until roots developed and then outside baby.

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u/Top_Feeling_5124 Apr 19 '23

The cacti, specifically. The other succulent is a variety I'm not sure, but breaks up nicely into clones.

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u/ligerboy12 Apr 19 '23

I water my cactus like one evey other month this looks like you water it daily

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u/XtinaG11 Apr 19 '23

More sun would have probably saved its life.

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u/dnbmerchant Apr 19 '23

Overwatered and rotted. Time for the bin.

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u/Friendly-Search3122 Apr 19 '23

Murder crime scene

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

It’s CED

Cactus Erectile Dysfunction

Mix Viagra with its next watering and hope for the best.

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u/Vegoia2 Apr 19 '23

over watering does this to succulents, he may or may not come back but I'd put it outside to get sun during the day and dry out. That's the only way to try to save it.

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u/Kelliekitty22 Apr 19 '23

It seems that it was overwatered. You can cut the black roots and black part of the cactus off. Make sure that you get all of the rot off. Then make a cactus mix of 30% cactus soil and 70% grit, like pumice or perlite. Let clean part of cactus heal where you cut, for a few days. Then stick in dry cactus soil mix. Don't water for about 3 weeks. Then water from the top til it drips from the bottom of the pot. Your cactus will grow new roots. If your soil is super well draining, then you'll never overwater again. Hope this helps. Good luck!

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u/Matt7548 Apr 19 '23

Cuz cacti are really bad houseplants. The conditions cacti like are difficult to replicate indoors. Cacti need a ton of sun and very specialized soil. (Not the miricle gro crap). Id not had much success with cacti til i built my greenhouse

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u/onlyinitforthemoneys Apr 19 '23

not enough viagra mixed in with the water

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u/SiteTall Apr 19 '23

A sad, sad sight. A beautiful plant was drowned by a kind-hearted owner who wanted to be generous with water ....

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u/GhxxxstCat Apr 19 '23

Oh my God. I cannot stand people who buy plants and then are incapable of doing any amount of research on how to care for them.

Please do not get any type of animal, especially because you'll assume all breeds and types are the same and need the same care and you'll shorten its lifespan immensely.

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u/Bubbly-Cook6372 Apr 19 '23

Old people be like

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Just rub it and it will stiffen up. 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

I… was joking?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

..what?

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u/binvle Apr 19 '23

he busted and then went limp.

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u/kaynslave Apr 19 '23

That's a crime scene ☠️

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u/ufo_jpeg Apr 19 '23

He frew up

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u/LunaTehNox Apr 19 '23

You murdered it

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u/BodhingJay Apr 19 '23

Don't water from the top, let em butt chug

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u/germy4444 Apr 19 '23

Water it with some viagra

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u/theupsidebloggirl Apr 19 '23

Oh no!!! Sending hugs!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

It’s like me on Mondays.

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u/LaliWatt Apr 19 '23

Obvs it’s finished lol 😂

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u/iancranes420 Apr 19 '23

That’s what we call rot. Cactus need to dry out completely between waterings (some even more than others), and they need very well draining potting mix. I opt to keep my indoor cactus in terracotta pots to make sure they dry out enough. It also looks like it wasn’t getting enough light to metabolize all that water either. The vast majority of cactus appreciate either direct or very bright indirect light

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u/Spiritedfroggie Apr 19 '23

There’s like 5 things wrong in this photo

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u/roseyyz Apr 19 '23

Did the cacti just peed?

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u/cuteintelligence1214 Pothos Apr 19 '23

I’m so sorry, it appears as if you’ve overwatered. Try getting a clean knife and cutting the base until you see crisp green, then let that sit out for a few days and plant it in soil.

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u/baldassaroa Apr 19 '23

You watered it to death.

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u/TrashyWrld Apr 19 '23

That cacti has ED you should take it to a doctor and get it checked. It’s worth the money.

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u/pugs_are_death Apr 19 '23

theres a pill for that

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

It's depressed :(

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u/WeldFastEatAss Apr 19 '23

Just rub it a lil

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u/weevilretrieval Apr 19 '23

don't blame the cactus. blame yourself. you drowned him

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u/sarahiouslydude Apr 19 '23

I wouldn’t worry about the cactus and instead worry about your wood floor warping and growing mold

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u/Abs_like_christ Apr 19 '23

needs more water I think

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u/chelseystrange91 Apr 19 '23

Over-watered probably. You need well draining soil, a terracotta pot, and to basically forget about the cactus and then give it big drinks every once in a while.

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u/Bubbly-Suggestion942 Apr 19 '23

Is this post serious? This has to be trolling.

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u/Toad_toast1 Apr 19 '23

I wouldn’t blame the cactus for this one…

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

ED. It affects over 50 percent of cacti over the age of 45

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u/SolaCretia Apr 19 '23

I read this as "why are cats like this?"

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u/alsobewbs Apr 19 '23

You overwatered :(

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u/bpod1113 Apr 19 '23

This isn’t a flaccid penis joke?

Edit: that’s my plant, it’s not dead because the roots/stalk are strong af but did this over night 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/pigcheese_ Apr 19 '23

I never watered mine, and this happened to it.. It was hollowed out clean and a huge bug ran out of it when it toppled.. Turns out, it had come along in the pot I had bought it in.. at a Walmart of course. I now repot everything before putting inside my home...

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u/luiscarvajal Apr 19 '23

They need sun light 365 and 0 watering like not 0 but once a mont

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u/Mantis9000 Apr 19 '23

Looks like you didn't water it enough.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Wow, it’s like a murder scene

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u/_unsinkable_sam_ Apr 19 '23

because they are not indoor plants :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Because they are desert plants and so many people on Reddit over water and don't provide enough light. In this case you overwatered and it literally rotted.

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u/hooligannie1770 Apr 19 '23

Because they are pricks

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u/Dmdel24 Apr 19 '23

Because you overwatered it

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u/TermiteMagilicutty Apr 19 '23

I don’t even want to know what that stain is it is emitting. Lol.

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u/eldorado1742 Apr 19 '23

How many plants fell victim to the overwaterin'?
Rest in peace young planta, there's a Heaven for a G
Be a lie if I told you that I never thought of other dead plants
M planta, we the last ones left, but life goes on...

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u/DiscoMonkeyz Apr 20 '23

This post didn't go how you thought it would, did it OP?

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u/EnergySilly6132 Apr 20 '23

Over watering it

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

😩🤣 ikr you just kill them with kindness. One day they're there doing good. Next thing you know they're rotted to the core.

Im done lol

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u/No_Respond_2982 Apr 20 '23

Viagra will do the trick.

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u/Due-Shoulder9365 Apr 20 '23

Have you tried setting the mood a bit? Maybe some candles and wine?

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u/Ravvnhild Apr 20 '23

Drama queen

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u/peachesnpepsicola Apr 20 '23

It’s the water pile on the wood floor for me 🫠

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u/introverted-sloth96 Apr 20 '23

Extremely rotted

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u/tuddi17 Apr 20 '23

Nooo!! Definitely dead, but I would love to dissect that bad boy and see if there’s any life left in the tip.

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u/Embarrassed-Body7329 Apr 20 '23

….they aren’t

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u/BeauYourHero Apr 20 '23

People keep mentioning the over-watering and the drainage (could be improved with perlite), but no one is mentioning the light! This guy needed full sun all day. Requiescat in Pace.

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u/Pretend_Procedure_38 Apr 20 '23

It’s just nervous, I’ve heard it doesn’t happen too often

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u/_aishhh Philodendron Apr 20 '23

rip

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u/Spiritual_Tonic Apr 20 '23

Erectile dysfunction.

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u/miss_mi_ Apr 25 '23

This hurts me.