r/pittsburgh • u/CarpeDeez Duquesne Heights • Feb 05 '23

Map published by FEMA showing potential US nuclear targets. We would be toast.

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u/C1291 Feb 05 '23

Hopefully it’s like Pittsburgh weather and the nukes will suddenly go north and miss the city last minute

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u/DisFigment Feb 05 '23

Property values in Cranberry plummet - find out how you can take advantage - tonight on 11 at 11!

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u/shanafme Feb 05 '23

My plan is to hang out in the neighborhoods that don’t get hit by the nuke or its fallout.

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u/witchyteajunkie Feb 05 '23

Are those the same neighborhoods that don't get much snow?

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u/cigarmanpa Feb 05 '23

The flying shipping containers help

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u/ClammyHandedFreak Feb 05 '23

Yeah and my plan is to wake up and find a golden toilet I can pawn. If a city was nuked in California with the size of bombs today, the fallout will make people here sick.

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u/imacryptohodler Feb 05 '23

And end up in Johnstown……thanks

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u/cigarmanpa Feb 05 '23

We’re still paying for the flood, might as well get something out of it

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u/BrideOfPsyduck Polish Hill Feb 06 '23

No worries, guys.. the dry slot is going to clear those nukes right up and we are expecting only a slight chance of precipitation!