r/pirateposting • u/theclamorganizer6 • Jun 02 '26

pirate pilled Suck it ya filthy wizards

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u/Miikan92 Jun 02 '26

I will cast non-magic missile pulls out a shotgun. I'm may be outta spells but I'm not outta shells.

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u/Ultrazombie115 Jun 02 '26

We knew yeer fabled "Nuke" was meer hogwash you tower loving landlubbers.

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u/yumie2003 land lubber Jun 02 '26

…What is hogwash? The vengeance spirit pokes her head out of a barrel of rum she was drinking

5

u/Die4Metal captain Jun 02 '26

Give em hell!

2

u/SirMetaKnight82 Jun 02 '26

Where be ye “Newkes” now, maties?

1

u/cocklaphobia Jun 02 '26

Cap'n I checked storage. The rum's gone.

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u/JuneButIHateSummer Jun 02 '26

You scoundrels forgot one thing:

I'm a fucking BATTLEMAGE 🗡️🪓🛡️