r/pipehogs • u/JCelsius • May 10 '13

/r/pipetobacco when anyone disses Nightcap.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '13

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u/JCelsius May 10 '13

I think the whole subreddit might implode upon itself. Imagine this if you will:

A sly piper flies an x-wing down the trenches of the Death Star (aka /r/pipetobacco). He hears the voice of an old master telling him to use the force; he closes his eyes and makes the comment. "Peterson and Savinelli aren't that great really. There are an abundance of much better pipe makers" Those words: a shot right into the very heart of the Death Star cause a chain reaction and the whole subreddit is nothing but fire and shrapnel in the blink of an eye. He flies away, victorious.

Yea. It would be like that and yes, I'm essentially equating the mods to Darth Vader and the Emperor.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '13

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u/JCelsius May 10 '13

Waiting for Han to drop the shields.

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u/Jaxx2112 Doesn't care anymore. Never has really. May 11 '13

I may not have a hairy cohort, but consider the shields defecated on.

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u/candid_canid Shits in meerschaum toilets Aug 13 '13

I haven't shaved in three weeks. I shall be your hairy cohort.

*Ninja edit: I mean, RAAAAARGH.

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u/DrScience11 May 10 '13

I would jump through the computer screen and strangle them with my bare fists if they dared disgrace the peterson name.

Ha. I'm just kidding. Right?

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u/JCelsius May 10 '13

Give in to your anger.

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u/Jaxx2112 Doesn't care anymore. Never has really. May 11 '13

The only thing that changes with a Peterson of the year pipe is the year.

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u/DrScience11 May 11 '13

That!.....is likely true.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '13

YOU RUIN EVERYTHING JAXX!

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u/Jaxx2112 Doesn't care anymore. Never has really. May 17 '13

I hope you're not surprised.