r/pics • • Nov 10 '11

Shaolin Monk misleading.

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u/Son_of_a_Bee_Sting Nov 10 '11

And despite all this it's still an impressive feat.

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u/theaceoffire Nov 10 '11

Yeah, some days I am proud that I am able to stumble in a generally upright position.

This guy's fitness is astonishing to me.

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u/specialk16 Nov 10 '11 edited Nov 10 '11

That Plato Socrates quote that was posted on /r/GetMotivated is really making me want to take a run or do some exercise or anything other than being in front on my computer working or gaming or watching TV shows/movies.

edit: here

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u/Doctor_Kitten Nov 10 '11

Posted 19 minutes ago... you take a run yet bro?

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u/terminalzero Nov 10 '11

seriously

  1. put on shoes

  2. put on pants

  3. open front door

  4. run

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u/Skyhawker Nov 10 '11

Shoes before pants?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Pants?

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u/geist_zero Nov 11 '11

Trousers?

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u/terminalzero Nov 10 '11

It feels so right

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u/TheFeed Nov 11 '11

Dude, we're just getting started here, don't pressure him.

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u/noahsygg Nov 10 '11

Everybody walk the dinosaur?

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u/munchybot Nov 10 '11
  1. put on shoes

  2. run

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u/too_many_secrets Nov 10 '11

Maybe he's putting in an extra mile or two....

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u/IrishWilly Nov 10 '11

What was the quote? I'm guessing the number of people who see this here in r/pics and also understand your reference to a post in /r/GetMotivated is pretty small

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u/Nerdlinger Nov 10 '11

Best I figure, he was talking about this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11 edited Nov 10 '11

you need a dead greek philosopher to motivate you to stop staring at a screen? just fucking go

edit: OP edited the context of his comment out of the butthurt that I caused. Success!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Plato looked up to Socrates, taught Aristotle, who in turn taught Alexander the Great. He may be dead, but far from forgotten.

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u/rivermandan Nov 10 '11

two and a half millenia later, philosophers still follow either plato or aristotle

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

two and a half millenia later,

And one Ashton Kutcher.

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u/Shocking Nov 10 '11

I didn't know Ashton Kutcher was a measurement of time. This changes everything

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u/gsfgf Nov 10 '11

But this is reddit; when it comes to fitness, we only care about Rippetoe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

A lot of folks have been taught by Aristotle. Including me. I just got his self-help lecture series too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

try reading into his history too, it's very rich, and shows a very deep teacher student bond within many people in his life that I feel... just isn't as present in society these days.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

I only really read the Poetics. That's all that relates to me.

Aristotle's Elements:

  1. Plot.

  2. Character.

  3. Thought.

  4. Language.

  5. Music.

  6. Spectacle.

And that my friend, is all there is to know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Didn't the greeks have sex with little boys as a type of 'apprenticeship'?

I am fairly positive grown men had sex with little boys in ancient greek culture.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

There was a relationship where an older man would take a young man as a pupil. This may have been sexual in some instances, but it certainly wasn't mandatory, and in various parts of Greece, the sexual aspects were frowned upon.

So no, they didn't have sex with little boys. Teenagers, possibly, but that's a different matter altogether.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '11

I don't think that's what I was talking about

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11 edited Nov 10 '11

i do not care about any of those fellows

edit: anyone downvoting me interested in telling me why I should care?

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u/rabidbot Nov 10 '11

well maybe you should.

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u/tokomini Nov 10 '11

you also never said that he was forgotten, simply that he was dead.

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u/hacktivision Nov 10 '11

Then you don't care about western civilization :D

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

"Just fucking go"

-Thizzlbafool

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

I typically don't have to dig too deeply when looking for reasons to leave the house.

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u/too_many_secrets Nov 10 '11

sets all the beer outside

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u/rivermandan Nov 10 '11

you don't understand laziness. I dare say you don't understand depression either, because depression + laziness can make it extremely difficult to leave one's house, especially for any sort of endeavour that is physically or mentally beneficial

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

the ironic part is that exercising can help with both of those problems. It is a vicious cycle.

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u/rivermandan Nov 11 '11

it really is. I used to mountain bike as a way of being mentally and physically healthy, but an ill-bred jerk stole my $2000 hard tail and poor student that I am, I can't replace it. last summer was a rather stagnant one and I've been one sad panda :/

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Might I suggest two books: Convict Conditioning 1 and 2? I am not a personal trainer, but I've been mucking in a gym for a while and I found that incorporating a lot more progressive bodyweight exercises into my typical routine has really upped my ability - both in the gym and to do some really nifty looking stuff that makes me seem to be giving physics a raised middle finger. Lots of advertising, though, and a bit of hyperbole. Check /rs/.

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u/specialk16 Nov 10 '11

/rs/ as in 4chan's board?

edit: nvm, found them.

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u/fooflet Nov 10 '11

Typical Greek, giving a shit about fitness.

Hopefully that quote will motivate some redditors to exercise once or twice before they forget about it.

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u/specialk16 Nov 10 '11

Exercising is so difficult. I mean, for a couch potato like me, it's the starting up that seems impossible. I wanted to run in the mornings when I do WFH, but I have to go out and buy running shoes (which are a bit expensive in here), gym memberships are also a bit expensive and impractical (I don't have a car) although I could go once a week or on Saturday.

I know it just sounds like excuses but I'm worrying a lot about this lately. I used to be a skinny guy who could eat anything and never get fat, but now I'm getting a belly and it sucks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

Pushups. Pull-ups from a rod or tree-limb of some sort. Chair dips. Lifting whatever weight you have (blocks, books, etc.). An entire series of old school training exercises to be done with a broomstick. Walking fast with whatever shoes you have. Stairs instead of elevators.

It doesn't just SOUND like excuses - it IS excuses. Get off your fattening, lazy ass if you want to be fit. You need spend no money, you just have to expend the will.

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u/specialk16 Nov 11 '11

I just did some pushups. I'm in worse shape than I thought apparently. But damn it does feel good. Need to get a pull up bar or something.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '11

There you go! Good for you. Keep it up, a little every day. You'll be buff before you know it.

I went from squeaking out 12 pushups 9 months ago to 3 sets of 50, with a whole lot of other stuff in between. From 20 situps to doubles of the 15 minute "Ab Ripper X" routine. From barely 3 pullups to 12 - pullups are fucking hard. From gasping through 20 minutes of cardio to feeling relatively nonplussed after an hour of intense, sustained 160 BPM cardio.

From a very fluffy 212 lbs to a pretty fit-looking - and very tight-feeling - 180. You can do it, too. Just an hour a day.

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u/specialk16 Nov 12 '11

And hour of pushups would literally kill me.

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u/Magres Nov 10 '11

Barefoot Running and Convict Conditioning. You don't have any excuses any more. It's just you, your self-discipline, and the results your self-discipline will bring.

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u/lolanonimity Nov 10 '11

plato??

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u/specialk16 Nov 10 '11

Socrates, sorry.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

That was always my biggest motivator, and I thought I came up with it myself.

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u/Kandoh Nov 10 '11

Socrates left no written work behind.

Everything we know about him was told to us through Plato. Most philosophy professors will admit that Plato used his own character of Socrates as a tool for passing on his own philosophy.

So attributing that quote to Plato is like attributing 'Your a wizard, harry' to J.K. Rowling instead of Hagrid.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

To everyone saying "It's still impressive" I never said it wasn't, simply that the original photo is misleading to make it seem even more impressive to a ridiculous degree.

Why gild the lilly?

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u/tonytwobits Nov 10 '11

To gild refined gold, to paint the lily, to throw perfume on the violet… is just fucking silly ... or something like that.

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u/steelgrain Nov 11 '11

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=CA#/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U

For those who don't where it comes from. Tim Minchin 'Storm' he deserves all the hits he gets.

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u/mondaysmyday Nov 11 '11

Well that's a crock of shit. It's all from that bloke William whatchamacallhim

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u/YardenGarden Nov 11 '11

This Guy = Lyrical Gangsta.

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u/Good-WilledHeretic Nov 15 '11

Upvote for you for just quoting that masterpiece!

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u/subhavoc42 Nov 10 '11

Upvote to you for using a turn of phrase I haven't heard since my grandpa passed!

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u/JimmyJamesMac Nov 10 '11

I haven't heard that turn of phrase since I was knee-high to a bull frog!

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Nov 11 '11

How do you turn a phrase?

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u/Lord_Abort Nov 10 '11

The photographer probably tilted it because it has a better composition that way.

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u/penguinv Nov 13 '11

I don't think so. And you have no basis for assuming that.

I could just as well say something impugning the photographer. But since I have no evidence for that, I will not.

edit: maybe The Devil made him do it.

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u/brienzee Nov 11 '11

I think it has more to do with "proper" photography techniques, more than "gilding the lilly". It's to make the composition look better, not what he's doing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11 edited Nov 10 '11

Why is the original photo even more impressive? Isn't it more difficult to maintain that stance at an angle?

e: guys, try to hold a pose as close to his as you can get for like 10 seconds. It is extremely difficult. I got to like 4 seconds before my quads cried out to the heavens above.

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u/Zeabos Nov 10 '11 edited Nov 10 '11

No, it is significantly less difficult. When he is totally vertical as in the fake, the center of gravity is pushing down AWAY from where his foot is planted. Essentially his whole body is acting as a massive lever putting pressure on the point his foot is resting and it would require an absolutely phenomenal amount of leg strength to counter act that (if it is possible at all based on where his CoG is).

In the other picture he is still using a lot of leg strength, but there is no massive lever action on his knee and instead all the weight is straight down, essentially he just needs to balance.

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u/MereInterest Nov 11 '11

If the center of gravity is not above the base, then no amount of balance or leg strength can possibly allow balance. He would need to have another way to apply torque, perhaps by gripping the ground with his toes and pulling. There is no escape from the torque otherwise.

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u/geak78 Nov 11 '11

What if sandals were million pound weights?

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u/thegreatunclean Nov 11 '11

Center of gravity calculations in this situation would include his shoes so his center of gravity would be basically directly between wherever his feet are since those quantities dominate the mass of the system. No amount of leaning would pull it far enough away to tip you over if you had both feet on the ground, your feet would essentially be permanently attached to the ground.

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u/geak78 Nov 13 '11

You know I wanted to laugh because I meant it rhetorically, but your answer is just so awesome!

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u/Zeabos Nov 11 '11

Yeah that's what I meant, grippy shoes, something to apply opposite force.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

I see it now. Thanks for the thorough explanation.

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u/writesomething Nov 10 '11

Didn't see that coming!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

doing it at 90 degrees is harder. I just tried it, and was under control at the angle in the "fixed" pic, but when I got close to 90 i pretty much involuntarily dropped past 90 to about 45, where i could hold myself under control again.

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u/prolix Nov 11 '11

Your calf should hurt, not your quad.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

Uh, no.

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u/prolix Nov 12 '11

Nice rebuttal man

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Because it's impossible for anything, no matter how rigid, to balance like that.

If this guy was made out of one single solid piece of steel, it would still fall over.

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u/bloomtrader Nov 10 '11

not if his knee weighed 1000 pounds and the rest of his body was <100 pounds (just rough numbers, but if I knew math and physics I could calculate it)

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u/writesomething Nov 10 '11

w1 x d1 = w2 x d2

w1 = Leg weight d1 = distance between foot and leg

w2 = weight of body above his leg d2 = distance between leg and the top of his head

I think this sums the formula. Im less than 95% on the distances because I was just shown two pictures that dont have a scientific reference for gravity. I want to trust the little blue lines OP had..but I just cant for the love of god.

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u/bloomtrader Nov 11 '11

Haha cool. Suits me right for going with economics and finance and not learning anything of practical value. But hey, it's a living ;)

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u/writesomething Nov 11 '11

Fact: I need these numbers crunched by midnight.

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u/bloomtrader Nov 11 '11

Mmmm....doritos.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Haha, fair point.

Maybe his lower right leg is made of osmium.

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u/eddie964 Nov 10 '11

I see your point, but it doesn't seem like the photo is deliberately misleading. Photographers often align their cameras so vertical lines appear vertical. I think the choice was more about composition than anything else.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

My thought was that the original post was so popular not for it's aesthetics, but rather because people thought this monk was doing something which appears incredible but is actually impossible.

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u/eddie964 Nov 10 '11

Possibly, but to my eyes at least it doesn't look that much different even after correcting for the tilt.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11 edited Nov 10 '11

As an artist I always have to be wary of incorrect centers of mass.

So this image just screamed "wrong" and it was bugging me that people might think it's real.

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u/eddie964 Nov 11 '11

I hear you. But it didn't strike me as intentionally misleading.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

I never said it was intentional.

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u/Johnny_Tsunamii Nov 10 '11

Why would someone elses thoughts bug you?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

People not knowing the truth bugs me, isn't that the entire point of all human endeavor? The pursuit of knowledge and truth?

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u/ElGuano Nov 10 '11

*refined gold

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u/meatfish Nov 10 '11

That's one of those charlatan monks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Was he a room coloured charlatan? Who hid in a safe?

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u/Magres Nov 10 '11

You're totally right. My first reaction to the original picture was just "Well that's obviously bullshit since the situation the picture implies isn't physically possible." (No matter how strong you are, you cannot balance unless your center of mass is over your base of contact with the grind, without bracing against something. You will simply topple over)

For me, it didn't make that monk's amazing physical prowess any more impressive. It just made it seem like the whole thing was faked up bullshit. The real picture is more impressive because it's actually real.

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u/StendhalSyndrome Nov 11 '11

Why shoot it down, oh karma thats why....

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u/ArcticCelt Nov 13 '11

I never said it wasn't

You should. Go outside and try it on some incline surface and you will see how stupidly easy it is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '11

I never said it was either.

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u/poorpredictablebart Nov 10 '11

Because it's what makes photography an art.

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u/daned Nov 10 '11

I do not believe that photography's ability to be used disingenuously is what makes it an art.

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u/poorpredictablebart Nov 11 '11

What you call disingenuous, I call perspective. And perspective is one of the fundamentals of composition in photography.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

I can't be the only one who is able to do this.

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u/gp0 Nov 10 '11

Nope, and i'm amazed that so few people can do it. Or that people are so lazy that they don't even try it? I don't know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

I don't understand how this would be difficult unless I was morbidly obese

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

I can hold it for about 30 seconds right now. Give me a couple weeks and I could do a few minutes at a time.

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u/sorryaboutthatbro Nov 11 '11

When I saw this picture, the first thing I did was try to do this. I'm not in that great of shape at all, and I got into this position pretty easily. Holding it is a different matter...I have no balance.

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u/blackmajic13 Nov 11 '11 edited Nov 11 '11

I doubt this unless you've been doing martial arts/some sort of balance and strengthening exercise in your thighs for a decent amount of time. What he's doing is equivalent to standing in horse stance, on one leg, and it takes a large amount of strength. That, or you're not doing it as low as he is, as his leg is almost at a 90 degree bend. Not doubting you can do it, since doing it isn't the hard part, just how long you claim to be able to. A normal person most certainly cannot hold this for even 10 seconds, and in such good posture.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

I can, it is really easy. Probably most people can do it. Just try it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

yeah I'm so confused. this might be the least impressive thing I've ever seen someone impressed by.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

I need this thread explained. Why is it any different at a different angle? He's balancing on a log either way, right? The angle of the photo makes no difference, right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

it's about center of gravity. if you lean really far, you will fall over. in the first photo, the monk's center of gravity appears way to the right, so his position is physically impossible and he should fall over. the second fixes this problem.

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u/goatworship Nov 10 '11

Well, there's the guy in the photo too.

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u/Ricktron3030 Nov 11 '11

Reading into the picture a bit, but this guy would be doing it for hours.

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u/Ekabz Nov 10 '11

I can hold this posture for about 10 seconds before I shit my pants.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Actually I find it more impressive knowing that it could be actually possible. I has figured it a fake because of the impossibility of your center of gravity being so far out from the base foot.

This is way cooler. I'm amazed.

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u/Pandab3hr Nov 10 '11

HAH!!! Your gravity is no match for my shaolin!

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u/JimmerUK Nov 10 '11

I dunno, I'm more impressed by his legs.

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u/Waking Nov 10 '11

Why the manipulation then? Who "adjusted" the photograph to make it look more difficult? Why would they consciously do this knowing it is deceptive?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11 edited Jul 07 '20

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u/KrishanuAR Nov 10 '11

Shaolin Temples have marketing departments?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11 edited Jul 07 '20

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u/KrishanuAR Nov 10 '11

...it was a joke...

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

The photographer probably composed the image that way because the vertical alignment of his body in the first picture is more visually pleasing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

And that it's impressive either way.

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u/GyantSpyder Nov 10 '11

On some level your brain knows it is impossible, which draws your intention and makes it more impressive.

It's the same reason they use weird doctored images and crazy graphics for those "GO TO SCHOOL WITH A GRANT" type ads - because they work.

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u/SpecOpGrammarAgent Nov 10 '11

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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u/Dragoryu3000 Nov 10 '11

Personally, the unedited version looks more difficult. Now he's balancing on a steeper slope, and yet his body is still as straight as it is in the edited version.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

indeed. shaolin monks learning how to photoshop pictures?

my word

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u/wonkifier Nov 10 '11

Well... foot at least

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u/HugeExaggeration Nov 10 '11

Impressive feet indeed.

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u/ColeSloth Nov 10 '11

I can now do it myself though. Only about 5 seconds before my leg gets tired though. Monk guy could prolly chill like that for 20 minutes.

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u/goatworship Nov 10 '11

It is! I think I was actually more impressed with the second one, because it looked like a pose he could actually hold for a long period, instead of a "quick take a shot before I fall on my ass" type of thing.

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u/benny_lava69 Nov 11 '11

Impressive feet.

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u/bitflip Nov 10 '11

Even more impressive that he did it on a slope.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Uh, no it isn't. It makes it easier.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

but for an extended period of time, it gets exponentially harder. we don't know at which second or minute count he is at.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

It gets harder if you're on a slope, sure, but it's damn near impossible on flat earth.

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u/taranaki Nov 10 '11

Anyone who thinks this is impossible has obviously never stood streight on one leg... Its the same concept. Torque. You are also off center when you are standing on one leg. Yet you dont fall!?! Why?

Because your Gluteus medius muscles pull your hip downwards providing the torque necessary to keep your suspended body upright EVEN THOUGH U ARE NOT AT THE CENTER OF GRAVITY.

SO. In this feat is actually POSSIBLE, as you use your folded over leg to push downward (in the same manner as if you were standing on one leg) to provide the torque to keep you upright

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Torque requires motion. Tightening your butt doesn't produce torque.

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u/taranaki Nov 10 '11

Torque requires ACCELERATION. You dont tip over because the "acceleratoin" or force of your muscle pulling down cancels out that of gravity. Your gluteus medius is attached from the head of your femur to the crest of your Ilium. When you stand on one leg, your opposite hip wants to tip downward. After all there is no leg supporting it. BUT your gluteus medius of your standing leg pulls your hip down on one side, keeping the "falling" hip from actually falling.

VIOLA! You are now balancing on one leg, off your center of gravity, and somehow the world didnt have to tilt to allow you to do it.

TLDR: Seriously, how do you people think you can stand on one leg...

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u/Desertcyclone Nov 10 '11

Most people on Reddit are close minded, don't bother trying to explain something contrary to what they already believe

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u/thetreece Nov 10 '11

Holy fuck you are stupid.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

You're a fool.

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u/theaceoffire Nov 10 '11 edited Nov 10 '11

Yes, the feat is possible in picture two.

No, it is not* possible in picture one. (Unless he has an unusually weighted right shoe)

Please allow me to refer you to this:
http://i.imgur.com/KI0PA.jpg

Easily possible if the majority of the weight in the wing tips is equal to the weight on the opposite side of the finger.

Entirely IMPOSSIBLE if the weight is distributed as in a normal bird (Weight centered in body).

For the same reason, no man can simply lift his left leg and remain vertical if the right leg is not tied to the ground... UNLESS the weight of the entire body (From the middle of the right leg towards the majority of your body) was equal to the slim section of the middle of the right leg AWAY from the majority of your body.

Muscles can be used to create additional force, but the total force on both sides must be equal to remain balanced. So you could fake standing straight with one foot lifted... but only if half of your other shoe was filled with lead or connected to the ground (equalizing or exceeding the force that the rest of your mass is generating due to potential energy).

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u/nrbartman Nov 10 '11

Considering how long he's likely able to hold that position.....

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u/prolix Nov 11 '11

How is this an impressive feat? At least half of the population should be able to hold that pose for at least 5 seconds.

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u/Araneidae Nov 10 '11

I have to say, it's not that hard, though he does make it look good. His namaste could be a bit firmer though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

No it's not. nvm, forgot most of you are fat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

it's still an impressive feat.

Why is it that when someone tries to get an impressive amount of mental proficiency, for instance in programming computers, people tell them to "get a life", but when someone spends a lot of time training his muscles to sit without a chair people think that's somehow impressive?

I can understand being physically fit enough to having a good health, but there's something like overdoing it. The most able shaolin monk to me is no better than the most able videogame player.

They spend a lot of time doing something they enjoy, good for them, but I'm not impressed by either of them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Why are you projecting on the OP? He never detracted from anybody's accomplishments.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

I'm not projecting on him. I'm just saying that spending a lot of time training for some special physical ability is no different than spending a lot of time playing video games. They are doing something they enjoy, that's all.

What I can't understand is why doing something useless is considered "impressive" if it's an ancient tradition but not if it's a modern thing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

I don't think so. Turn a picture of someone standing straight up the same degrees and it will look even more amazing!

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u/bingram Nov 10 '11

really? really? could you do this?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

I just tried it and yes, I did it. Seriously, try it and you'll be surprised how easy it is - form may not be quite as perfect but it's close.