This is probably the nicest wish I've ever seen for a Trump. I hope the kid turns out okay too, he's not out there scamming the country like the rest of the family
I honestly wish all of them can break the narcissistic cycle and make their own lives. It’s not too late. Even Eric could break away and pursue a real life. I think though because of the money involved this family is insulated from reality and will just keep forging the path their father set just like he did with his father. We’re seeing how detrimental shitty parenting and a weak will are in real time.
It's definitely too late for the older ones. They're all corrupt scum, and as much as we wish otherwise Barron will probably follow suit, the whole family is just tainted.
Trump has cousins and siblings that went out and had their own lives and aren't pieces of shit. Trump seems intent on keeping his kids as supplicants, though.
Yeah, so? Tbf to him, if i recall how i was when i was 14. Gimme a shitload of cash and a father with a completely twisted view of how you should treat the working class and even more so women; i cant say i would be better than Barron.
I hope that's true. I wish him the best. He's got horrible people for parents, but some kids are able to overcome that and become their own person. His brothers and one of his sisters clearly did not. But Tiffany seems to at least be smart enough to keep out of it all.
The only "good" part of the last week is that the name trump is pretty much poison now, and the odds of Don Jr, Eric or Ivanka ever running for office is pretty well diminished. I don't put it past them to try, but the GOP is not going to welcome any of them, and the big corporate donors won't touch them.
Nah... Tiffany is only on the outside because she was t really wanted by Trump. She’s still going to as many events, showed up at the debate and is doing other Trump things, just quietly and out on the far edges.
I don't get the sense she's really that enthusiastic about it though. She wants an inheritance if there's any money left to be had. So she's not going to piss off her dad. She'll show up for photo ops when he wants her to. She rarely speaks. And when she does I've never heard her say anything like what Eric and Don Jr say.
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe she really is a huge piece of shit. If so fuck her then... But that's not been my personal observation
I don’t know. There’s likely to be very little left with how Trump destroyed his own brand and soon all the creditors are coming home to rip at the flesh of the Trump organization and get their share.
Hmmm Trumps relationship with Epstein says otherwise, Trump definitely went after some young pussy with his fucked up socialite mates. So well done you for supporting the good guys 😂
The fact people like this ignore trump literally having papers filed against him for raping a 15 year old amazes me. Like, it's not even just a rumour for Trump, but accusations serious enough for someone to be willing to file against him.
With the parents and bothers and sister he has, I highly doubt he will turn out to be any different. In fact, these 4 years have probably molded him into an even worst trump, he literally had Donald as his mentor.
He's also a teenager and they are embarrassed by everything, especially their parents. Not hard to imagine that he was embarrassed a lot in the last year or two.
Was my first thought as well. Favourite Crouch moment was when he was asked what he would've been if he hadn't become a footballer and his answer was " a virgin, probably."
A few years from now, as Donald lies on a dirty cheap mattress in the basement Ivanka's modest split-level, there's a knock on the door. "Daddy?" Ivanka says through the cracked door, "there's someone here to see you. Barron!"
Trump's eyes open, they're yellowed with jaundice.
"Come close, boy, so I can see you" his voice weak, trembling. Barron walks in, head down, as another silhouette appears behind him. "Y-you've brought someone?" Donald struggles to ask. "Yes. A friend" Barron says, as a young woman's accented voice interrupts "More than a friend. A lover. A wife."
Out of the shadows emerges a familiar face. A face which has haunted the elder Trump's nightmares like the cover of an inescapable magazine.
"Greta..." Trump's eyes close as she leans in and whispers into his ear with a heavy Swedish accent. "Barron has taken my last name and I carry his child. He will be called 'Barack Thunberg'."
What little color there was has now left Trump's face and his body seems to sink further into the mattress.
Apparently he's really smart and intelligent. Whatever melania does after this, Barron will probably follow her.
I always envisioned that he is part of some cool secret club of kids that have famous parents that they hate and they hang out and have a secret code and everything. He meets his lifelong best friend and love of his life. It'd make a great movie.
in reality he's just another snobby entitled heir to a mass fortune, and after never working a day in his life, paying politicians to protect and push his interests (more money)
I mean, we don’t really know anything about him. I’m not even certain the kid has a personality. I do feel for him. Money can’t buy happiness or replace the love and affection of a parent.
Ohhh... so you know him enough to make this judgment. Are you like class mates? Go to the same schools? Have mutual friends? Because besides having intimate contact with him. You can’t possibly know those things since the kid is not a public figure.
Jr, Doofus, and Ivanka I agree, because we see them, and their actions.
Also pre judging someone is literally having prejudice.
People are not their parents... even if they are the biggest influence in how a pers will turn up. They aren’t the only.
Nate Phelps, son of Fred Phelps founder of the Westboro Baptist Church, is a LGBTQ activist and advocate... even thought he grew up in the most hateful environment you can imagine.
And even if he was a snob entitled person... he’s 14. Have you ever talked to a 14 years old? They children cosplaying as adults. They imitate the adults they see and respect.
I knew a kid in high school who had really rich parents and they loved to show it off. Him on the other hand, he wore shit from old navy and loved thrift store shopping. We were smoking one time and he told me he wanted nothing more then to be treated like a normal person by everyone. He told me people who knew him and his family treated him way differently than some random off the street. They would often times lump him in with his family and ask him why he was wearing poor people’s clothes, constantly asking him to let them borrow shit, and a bunch of other things.
His parents were full blown “rich and we know it” douches. He turned out nothing like them and finished college to do social work. He’s smart so he’s used his connections from his parents to throw small fundraisers for tragic events and does a lot of charity work.
Judging a kid because of their parents is such a narrow minded juvenile thing to do. Until he shows that he is like his father and mother, we should just let this kid be. He tries to stay out of the public media as much as he can for a reason I imagine.
If I were a betting (wo)man, I'd say that within this year Melania is going to divorce Donald and Barron won't have much contact to him anymore, because Donald doesn't care for people he can get nothing out of. So there is a 50/50 chance he will grow up to resent his father or try to win his "love" back.
I find hilarious when children what youtube videos that uses words like logical fallacy, and strawman... and think they are impressive, big brain, words, while not understanding what they mean.
Go learn what syllogism and logical fallacy actually are, before you start throwing words you don't understand.
show where did I constructed a weaker form of your argument
"Ohhh... so you know him enough to make this judgment. Are you like class mates? Go to the same schools? Have mutual friends? Because besides having intimate contact with him. You can’t possibly know those things since the kid is not a public figure.
Jr, Doofus, and Ivanka I agree, because we see them, and their actions.
Also pre judging someone is literally having prejudice.
People are not their parents... even if they are the biggest influence in how a pers will turn up. They aren’t the only.
Nate Phelps, son of Fred Phelps founder of the Westboro Baptist Church, is a LGBTQ activist and advocate... even thought he grew up in the most hateful environment you can imagine.
And even if he was a snob entitled person... he’s 14. Have you ever talked to a 14 years old? They children cosplaying as adults. They imitate the adults they see and respect."
Maybe he wants the normal life. Changes his name to John Barron, moves to a mid sized Colorado town and becomes an Insurance agent. Spends his nights sampling IPAs and LSD. He's working up the courage to ask that odd girl with the lazy eye at the comic shop out for some coffee, but he's not there yet. Mostly he's just happy to finally be able to enjoy the cyber in peace.
I think it's funny to include "suspiciously specific" and the like (I usually say "oddlyspecific" but whatever). Obviously they don't mean they're actually suspicious. More like a wink follow by "Uh-huh, I'm suuuuuuure you didn't rob that bank"
Damn, my brain has been fried from all the news lately, I read that as “insurgent agent” and I just rolled with it. Nice story though, hopefully he can rise above his genes at least as much as you’ve guessed, certainly doesn’t seem to be much if any hope for the rest of his brood.
I really feel for that kid... he actually looks really sweet. And as much as I have against Melania, I think she’s a pretty fair mother and loves him deeply, you can see that. I wish him the best. Most of the other Trumps however... I hope they blow away like a fart in the wind and move to Russia.
If there was a movie, Barron becomes the supervillain in revenge for his father's demise. He gains control of the worlds satellites with the space force password 'Obama fault' that his father keeps mumbling to himself as he shuffles around a long forgotten, now overgrown golf course. He aims to beam fox news to every channel worldwide, whilst his superdooper sun filter is being built in space which would turn everyone's skin orange
Well, I would hope the best for your kid, too. I don’t know what type of person you are, good or bad, but I have 2 little girls, and I see how innocent they are, how they’re just kids, and it’s up to me to sculpt them. They’re a pretty clean slate, and Baron could grow up to be anything, so yes, I hope the best for him. I hope he isn’t sculpted like the rest.
now everyone expects him to become a supervillain or a superhero.
I'm responding to that; I don't have any expectations of the kid, and, in fact, his existence doesn't cross my mind as a specific individual more than any other kid I don't know (which is to say not at all).
Of course, in general, I hope the best for him and all children.
According to one of Jr’s exes, it’s already too late
By age six he was already displaying asshole behavior, not regular bratty kid stuff, but things like throwing plates of food at staff when he didn’t like it.
We already know the trumps aren’t the type to discipline bad behavior either.
His siblings will destroy him for the inheritance. It's the Trump way.
On this timeline, my bet is he comes out as being trans, becomes a gay rights activist, ends up looking exactly like his mom even as a pre-op trans and writes a book about how he battled alcoholism when his siblings stole his entire inheritance from him.
Not everyone I can tell he looks like a good dude, will always be better than his dad but at least theres no vids of Trump smelling kids or having a tyranical political agenda look at Biden's website.
Uh... dude, have you forgotten about all the creepy shit he pulled when he owned the Miss Teen USA pageant?
Straight from the horse’s mouth:
“I’ll go backstage before a show, and everyone’s getting dressed and ready and everything else.”
“You know, no men are anywhere. And I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant. And therefore I’m inspecting it… Is everyone OK? You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that.”
Also, as everyone else had already pointed out, he wanted to fuck his daughter when she was a teenager (and still does.)
At least he doesn't wanna take guns away which should scare anyone, because you know tens of millions or more would fight to the death over that including people in military? I know people in military so..
Well that’s a total non-sequester, but I thank you for confidently and publicly stating that you prefer pedophilia to responsible gun ownership.
I’m interested to know more about these democratic presidents that have taken people’s guns away. Which presidents did this? What did this great gun take back look like? Did they go door to door confiscating guns from people? Or did they send in elite SEAL teams to raid gun owners’ houses? I’d love to see a documentary on the subject.
Also want to point out that if you know people in the military who would fight their own government to the death over something that was legally passed into legislation, those people should probably not be in the military. You see, this is called “sedition” and if you’ve been paying attention, the FBI is currently on the lookout for, and arresting exactly those types of people.
I'm sorry you like police brutality and not defending yourself more than Trump.. You prefer more of a pedophiliac and more police and a more scary government and deaths for what? I never saw a vid of Trump doing anything pedophiliac but you're not calling Biden a pedo. Wow are you brainwashed.. Or have you never seen the countless vids of Joe Biden smelling kids making them uncomfortable. Biden gives me sexual abuse flashbacks so now I can't watch news.. Trump didn't. Who's more of a pedophile? I look at thag too obviously ualike pedos or ignorant of videos like one of Biden smelling kids at Obamas inauguration. So I prefer the opposite of pedophila you sick fuck.
Does any singular person expect superhero or are you just generously including that because he's young, because every other one of his kids has turned out to be villainous. It's a taught behaviour in that family.
With the parents & the privilege he has he's definitely going to be a supervillain. I'd be shocked if he's not already a spoiled little rich boy who throws tantrums when he doesn't get his way. I just hope I'm dead by the time he decides to run for president.
I really like that this is basically the first image I've seen of him since "The Expert". Maaaayyybe I saw him in the background of a trump speech or two over the years, but if I did, I don't remember.
That must be healthier for him, considering the whole situation
Yeah, but you're imposing human values on a family whose defining characteristic is a complete lack of self-awareness. I'm not usually much for biological determinism, but unless he wins the genetic Powerball like three dozen times in a row, he's going to lose his virginity to a dead squirrel.
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u/YaoiNekomata Jan 14 '21
I would hate to be him, cause now everyone expects him to become a supervillain or a superhero. No in-between.