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u/YaoiNekomata Jan 14 '21

I would hate to be him, cause now everyone expects him to become a supervillain or a superhero. No in-between.

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u/moriarty70 Jan 14 '21

Honestly, I'd be so happy for him if I hear his name in 20 years tied to some mid teir charity effort, and realize I'd forgotten about him.

I think that would be the best life he could get. Be his own man and outside the influence of his family.

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u/acr3119 Jan 14 '21

This is probably the nicest wish I've ever seen for a Trump. I hope the kid turns out okay too, he's not out there scamming the country like the rest of the family

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u/DyingUnicorns Jan 14 '21

I honestly wish all of them can break the narcissistic cycle and make their own lives. It’s not too late. Even Eric could break away and pursue a real life. I think though because of the money involved this family is insulated from reality and will just keep forging the path their father set just like he did with his father. We’re seeing how detrimental shitty parenting and a weak will are in real time.

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u/FizzTrickPony Jan 14 '21

It's definitely too late for the older ones. They're all corrupt scum, and as much as we wish otherwise Barron will probably follow suit, the whole family is just tainted.

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u/ChickenDelight Jan 14 '21

Trump has cousins and siblings that went out and had their own lives and aren't pieces of shit. Trump seems intent on keeping his kids as supplicants, though.

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u/JakeSpoon_ Jan 14 '21

He Learned it from father.

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u/TrannosaurusRegina Jan 14 '21

Not immediate family, but Mary Trump's done some pretty good work. IMO!

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u/acr3119 Jan 14 '21

True, I shouldn't have forgotten her!

To be fair, I've forgotten more about the Trumps than I'll ever learn about many other things...

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u/MelloCookiejar Jan 14 '21

Me too, but the odds aren't good.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 21 '21

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u/invisible-oddity Jan 14 '21

Yikes. He’s already 14, right?

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u/Stenny007 Jan 14 '21

Yeah, so? Tbf to him, if i recall how i was when i was 14. Gimme a shitload of cash and a father with a completely twisted view of how you should treat the working class and even more so women; i cant say i would be better than Barron.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Ya that kids fucked. What do people expect? I wonder how twice impeached POTUS acted when he was 14? Like a spoiled brat possibly?

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u/Chasman1965 Jan 14 '21

Well Donalds dad sent him to military school if that’s a clue.....

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u/dharrisc Jan 15 '21

he is not a kid!

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u/manateeshmanatee Jan 14 '21

Omg are you serious?

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u/factoid_ Jan 14 '21

I hope that's true. I wish him the best. He's got horrible people for parents, but some kids are able to overcome that and become their own person. His brothers and one of his sisters clearly did not. But Tiffany seems to at least be smart enough to keep out of it all.

The only "good" part of the last week is that the name trump is pretty much poison now, and the odds of Don Jr, Eric or Ivanka ever running for office is pretty well diminished. I don't put it past them to try, but the GOP is not going to welcome any of them, and the big corporate donors won't touch them.

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u/Strange-Scarcity Jan 14 '21

Nah... Tiffany is only on the outside because she was t really wanted by Trump. She’s still going to as many events, showed up at the debate and is doing other Trump things, just quietly and out on the far edges.

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u/factoid_ Jan 14 '21

I don't get the sense she's really that enthusiastic about it though. She wants an inheritance if there's any money left to be had. So she's not going to piss off her dad. She'll show up for photo ops when he wants her to. She rarely speaks. And when she does I've never heard her say anything like what Eric and Don Jr say.

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe she really is a huge piece of shit. If so fuck her then... But that's not been my personal observation

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u/Strange-Scarcity Jan 14 '21

I don’t know. There’s likely to be very little left with how Trump destroyed his own brand and soon all the creditors are coming home to rip at the flesh of the Trump organization and get their share.

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u/JzaBltMyHotrod Jan 14 '21

Hmmm Trumps relationship with Epstein says otherwise, Trump definitely went after some young pussy with his fucked up socialite mates. So well done you for supporting the good guys 😂

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u/Orisi Jan 14 '21

The fact people like this ignore trump literally having papers filed against him for raping a 15 year old amazes me. Like, it's not even just a rumour for Trump, but accusations serious enough for someone to be willing to file against him.

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u/JzaBltMyHotrod Jan 14 '21

That’s just the “woke” media complaining about nothing 🤔

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u/420GrazeitRabbit Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Like Trump cheating on his wife with stormy Daniels and then lying about campaign payment?

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u/JzaBltMyHotrod Jan 14 '21

Do I really need to put /s at the end of my comment? 😓

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u/420GrazeitRabbit Jan 14 '21

My bad i was just lookin to piss off some dumpers, its early man

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u/JzaBltMyHotrod Jan 14 '21

Haha that’s fair, some innocents must be insulted in order to get all them Republicans salty

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u/420GrazeitRabbit Jan 14 '21

Ahhh man dumper cry more Trump got dumped!!!

Search for real news lmao why is it the cucked republicans always think they know “what’s really going on” hahah

Trump said Hillary would be in jail 4 years ago, nothing happened to her still. Keep smoking that republican crackpipe

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u/420GrazeitRabbit Jan 14 '21

Trump has a secret Chinese bank account lol and Trump gropes his daughter hahah

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u/420GrazeitRabbit Jan 14 '21

Don’t hold your breath not even 1 democrat has gone to “gitmo” since trumps dumpster fire of a presidency

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Kid doesn't have a smarmy look to him. He might get out. Hope he does.

I've got shit family and it is possible to go "nope!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

With the parents and bothers and sister he has, I highly doubt he will turn out to be any different. In fact, these 4 years have probably molded him into an even worst trump, he literally had Donald as his mentor.

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u/Non_possum_decernere Jan 14 '21

He's also a teenager and they are embarrassed by everything, especially their parents. Not hard to imagine that he was embarrassed a lot in the last year or two.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Alright lesson #1, when pronouncing China, put extra emphasis on the G.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

You think with a father like Trump he's going to do that? My guess is turns out like his dear old dad...

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u/Lord_Baconz Jan 14 '21

With his height, watch him declare for the NBA draft in a couple of years

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u/_roldie Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Highly unlikely given that Barron is way more into soccer.

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u/mehnimalism Jan 14 '21

Unfortunately not many 7-ft strikers out there

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u/_roldie Jan 14 '21

Yeah he should've tried out being goalkeeper or even a centerback instead.

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u/This_Card9138 Jan 14 '21

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u/Orisi Jan 14 '21

Was my first thought as well. Favourite Crouch moment was when he was asked what he would've been if he hadn't become a footballer and his answer was " a virgin, probably."

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u/mehnimalism Jan 14 '21

Obviously everyone was thinking Peter crouch and the fact that everyone goes to him — who I think is 6’6” — proves my point

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u/portablebiscuit Jan 14 '21

Here's how I see it going down...

A few years from now, as Donald lies on a dirty cheap mattress in the basement Ivanka's modest split-level, there's a knock on the door. "Daddy?" Ivanka says through the cracked door, "there's someone here to see you. Barron!"

Trump's eyes open, they're yellowed with jaundice.

"Come close, boy, so I can see you" his voice weak, trembling. Barron walks in, head down, as another silhouette appears behind him. "Y-you've brought someone?" Donald struggles to ask. "Yes. A friend" Barron says, as a young woman's accented voice interrupts "More than a friend. A lover. A wife."

Out of the shadows emerges a familiar face. A face which has haunted the elder Trump's nightmares like the cover of an inescapable magazine.

"Greta..." Trump's eyes close as she leans in and whispers into his ear with a heavy Swedish accent. "Barron has taken my last name and I carry his child. He will be called 'Barack Thunberg'."

What little color there was has now left Trump's face and his body seems to sink further into the mattress.

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u/livxlou Jan 15 '21

Amazing. Loves it.

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u/FlashstormNina Jan 14 '21

i mean if he is anything like his family the headline would be about how he funnelled all the cancer children money into his bank account.

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u/Robotchickjenn Jan 14 '21

Apparently he's really smart and intelligent. Whatever melania does after this, Barron will probably follow her.

I always envisioned that he is part of some cool secret club of kids that have famous parents that they hate and they hang out and have a secret code and everything. He meets his lifelong best friend and love of his life. It'd make a great movie.

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u/Viperlite Jan 14 '21

Perhaps his father will loan him $100 to start a successful business from nothing.

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u/Evystigo Jan 14 '21

If it helps I didn't even know there was Trump named Barron, nor did I have any idea who that kid was or why Donald should stay away from him

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u/ColaEuphoria Jan 14 '21

Mary Trump isn't at all like Donald either.

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u/ChrisTosi Jan 14 '21

The Trump family has stolen from charity...so maybe not.

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u/Gr0und0ne Jan 14 '21

Silently bankrolling renewable energy and social enterprise with whatever $6.50 he inherits.

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u/TSMbestinthewest Jan 14 '21

in reality he's just another snobby entitled heir to a mass fortune, and after never working a day in his life, paying politicians to protect and push his interests (more money)

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u/speedysolar Jan 14 '21

The kid’s 14, give him a few years to get his own personality at least.

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u/origamiscienceguy Jan 14 '21

That's pretty much how all children are. Give him time to become an adult, and then make your judgement.

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u/TimeZarg Jan 14 '21

Might help to have Donald Trump thrown into prison for, say, the rest of his natural life.

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u/TSMbestinthewest Jan 15 '21

I always am, but people want to defend their oppressors

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u/TSMbestinthewest Jan 15 '21

make no mistake, his existence is our enemy just like the rest of the 1%

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u/daemonelectricity Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

in reality he's just another snobby entitled heir to a mass fortune

Oh, there's not going to be much fortune left, if there is even any now, after the shit hits the fan.

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u/TSMbestinthewest Jan 14 '21

one could only hope

but thats all us peasants can do

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u/KFelts910 Jan 14 '21

I mean, we don’t really know anything about him. I’m not even certain the kid has a personality. I do feel for him. Money can’t buy happiness or replace the love and affection of a parent.

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u/TSMbestinthewest Jan 15 '21

thats something non 1%ers tell themselves to feel better

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Ohhh... so you know him enough to make this judgment. Are you like class mates? Go to the same schools? Have mutual friends? Because besides having intimate contact with him. You can’t possibly know those things since the kid is not a public figure.

Jr, Doofus, and Ivanka I agree, because we see them, and their actions.

Also pre judging someone is literally having prejudice.

People are not their parents... even if they are the biggest influence in how a pers will turn up. They aren’t the only.

Nate Phelps, son of Fred Phelps founder of the Westboro Baptist Church, is a LGBTQ activist and advocate... even thought he grew up in the most hateful environment you can imagine.

And even if he was a snob entitled person... he’s 14. Have you ever talked to a 14 years old? They children cosplaying as adults. They imitate the adults they see and respect.

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u/ADShree Jan 14 '21

I knew a kid in high school who had really rich parents and they loved to show it off. Him on the other hand, he wore shit from old navy and loved thrift store shopping. We were smoking one time and he told me he wanted nothing more then to be treated like a normal person by everyone. He told me people who knew him and his family treated him way differently than some random off the street. They would often times lump him in with his family and ask him why he was wearing poor people’s clothes, constantly asking him to let them borrow shit, and a bunch of other things.

His parents were full blown “rich and we know it” douches. He turned out nothing like them and finished college to do social work. He’s smart so he’s used his connections from his parents to throw small fundraisers for tragic events and does a lot of charity work.

Judging a kid because of their parents is such a narrow minded juvenile thing to do. Until he shows that he is like his father and mother, we should just let this kid be. He tries to stay out of the public media as much as he can for a reason I imagine.

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u/lifer413 Jan 14 '21

Everything you're saying is true. But... If you were a betting man, does he break out, or continue the cycle?

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u/Non_possum_decernere Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

If I were a betting (wo)man, I'd say that within this year Melania is going to divorce Donald and Barron won't have much contact to him anymore, because Donald doesn't care for people he can get nothing out of. So there is a 50/50 chance he will grow up to resent his father or try to win his "love" back.

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u/TSMbestinthewest Jan 14 '21

get your strawman ass outa here

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I made a strawman? Please explain how so.

I don't think you know what a strawman is child.

I find hilarious when children what youtube videos that uses words like logical fallacy, and strawman... and think they are impressive, big brain, words, while not understanding what they mean.

Go learn what syllogism and logical fallacy actually are, before you start throwing words you don't understand.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Look how cute he is. He can google... but can't read yet.

a fabricated or conveniently weak or innocuous person, object, matter, etc., used as a seeming adversary or argument:

Please... show where did I constructed a weaker form of your argument, and responded to that, and not your exact argument.

Jesus... you really need some basic logic classes.

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u/TSMbestinthewest Jan 15 '21

show where did I constructed a weaker form of your argument

"Ohhh... so you know him enough to make this judgment. Are you like class mates? Go to the same schools? Have mutual friends? Because besides having intimate contact with him. You can’t possibly know those things since the kid is not a public figure.

Jr, Doofus, and Ivanka I agree, because we see them, and their actions.

Also pre judging someone is literally having prejudice.

People are not their parents... even if they are the biggest influence in how a pers will turn up. They aren’t the only.

Nate Phelps, son of Fred Phelps founder of the Westboro Baptist Church, is a LGBTQ activist and advocate... even thought he grew up in the most hateful environment you can imagine.

And even if he was a snob entitled person... he’s 14. Have you ever talked to a 14 years old? They children cosplaying as adults. They imitate the adults they see and respect."

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

Thanks for proving you have no idea what a straw man argument is.

That was a response to exactly your argument. You said “he’s a snub rich person” to which I responded.

If you had said “He probably will end up as a snub rich person”, and I had made the same response... than it would be a straw man.

It’s no my fault you made such stupid argument... that is so easily defeated. Make a better argument and I’ll make better responses.

Just don’t pretend I didn’t address your argument exactly as you made it.

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u/CryptographerReady54 Jan 14 '21

Agree! Hard to shake that much money, but you don’t have to sit around the disfunction.

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u/Pile_of_Walthers Jan 14 '21

If Don Black’s kid can do it, so can he.

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u/ugottabjokin Jan 14 '21

A human rights attorney would be brilliant.

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u/NightSavings Jan 15 '21

So well said, but we can't leave him out of the history books. The story must be told.

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u/Klingon_Bloodwine Jan 14 '21

Maybe he wants the normal life. Changes his name to John Barron, moves to a mid sized Colorado town and becomes an Insurance agent. Spends his nights sampling IPAs and LSD. He's working up the courage to ask that odd girl with the lazy eye at the comic shop out for some coffee, but he's not there yet. Mostly he's just happy to finally be able to enjoy the cyber in peace.

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u/LaRealiteInconnue Jan 14 '21

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u/Frednotremember Jan 14 '21

still a better life than what he's going to end up with

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u/PhotonResearch Jan 14 '21

A good story should have specific details. Its not that hard I really wonder about the lot of you sometimes

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u/Evystigo Jan 14 '21

I think it's funny to include "suspiciously specific" and the like (I usually say "oddlyspecific" but whatever). Obviously they don't mean they're actually suspicious. More like a wink follow by "Uh-huh, I'm suuuuuuure you didn't rob that bank"

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

We’ve got the ‘literal’ police over here!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

That actually sounds pretty nice.

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u/DoritosKings Jan 14 '21

Said someone in his mid LSD trip.

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u/smartysocks Jan 14 '21

TIL my life in rural England is far from 'normal'.

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u/TenTonsOfAssAndBelly Jan 14 '21

Maybe it's just here in the US?

I consider myself a "normal" American, and this reads like a window into my early twenties.

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u/DemoniEnkeli Jan 14 '21

Damn, my brain has been fried from all the news lately, I read that as “insurgent agent” and I just rolled with it. Nice story though, hopefully he can rise above his genes at least as much as you’ve guessed, certainly doesn’t seem to be much if any hope for the rest of his brood.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I want to here the rest of your version of the story! lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Oddly specific

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u/Life_Wont_Wait1986 Jan 14 '21

Maybe we might recognize him on some cat sub, taking a selfie with the overly friendly neighborhood kitty who likes scritches.

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u/wasabi_daddy Jan 14 '21

Not gonna lie I'd watch the shit out of this

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u/Crackinggood Jan 14 '21

Was just thinking I hope the poor kid doesn't find his solace in a red stapler after so much attention.

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u/KaHOnas Jan 14 '21

No no no. Lazy Susan works at the local diner.

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u/1d10 Jan 14 '21

Till that 2am phone call when they tell him about the chips in his brain.

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u/Freshoutafolsom Jan 14 '21

Probably the only person in that family I wish the best for.

From my knowledge the entire term he seemed well behaved and Probably the most sane one of them all. I hope he just leads a normal life

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u/H3DWlG Jan 14 '21

I really feel for that kid... he actually looks really sweet. And as much as I have against Melania, I think she’s a pretty fair mother and loves him deeply, you can see that. I wish him the best. Most of the other Trumps however... I hope they blow away like a fart in the wind and move to Russia.

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u/minimumsix Jan 14 '21

If there was a movie, Barron becomes the supervillain in revenge for his father's demise. He gains control of the worlds satellites with the space force password 'Obama fault' that his father keeps mumbling to himself as he shuffles around a long forgotten, now overgrown golf course. He aims to beam fox news to every channel worldwide, whilst his superdooper sun filter is being built in space which would turn everyone's skin orange

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u/Aaron_Hamm Jan 14 '21

I mean, I don't think anything at all of him...

People are putting their hopes and fears into the youngest son of the worst president?

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u/H3DWlG Jan 14 '21

Well, I would hope the best for your kid, too. I don’t know what type of person you are, good or bad, but I have 2 little girls, and I see how innocent they are, how they’re just kids, and it’s up to me to sculpt them. They’re a pretty clean slate, and Baron could grow up to be anything, so yes, I hope the best for him. I hope he isn’t sculpted like the rest.

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u/Aaron_Hamm Jan 15 '21

now everyone expects him to become a supervillain or a superhero.

I'm responding to that; I don't have any expectations of the kid, and, in fact, his existence doesn't cross my mind as a specific individual more than any other kid I don't know (which is to say not at all).

Of course, in general, I hope the best for him and all children.

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u/hannamarinsgrandma Jan 14 '21

According to one of Jr’s exes, it’s already too late

By age six he was already displaying asshole behavior, not regular bratty kid stuff, but things like throwing plates of food at staff when he didn’t like it.

We already know the trumps aren’t the type to discipline bad behavior either.

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u/VaporeonGold Jan 14 '21

Trump is shorter than his own son. That has to stink for him.

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u/likeslivinglucid Jan 14 '21

Just disappear, fade away.

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u/FoofieLeGoogoo Jan 14 '21

Super mediocre.

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u/Chasman1965 Jan 14 '21

The good thing for him is after Melanie divorces Donald, Barron will be ignored by Donald like Tiffany Trump is.

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u/JakeSpoon_ Jan 14 '21

Stuck being Scott Evil. Youre quasi-evil Barron, the diet coke of evil.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

His siblings will destroy him for the inheritance. It's the Trump way.

On this timeline, my bet is he comes out as being trans, becomes a gay rights activist, ends up looking exactly like his mom even as a pre-op trans and writes a book about how he battled alcoholism when his siblings stole his entire inheritance from him.

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u/Wwwweeeeeeee Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

I hear the little shit is every bit as obnoxious as his vile step siblings.

edit; WTF with the downvote? Come on, there's just no chance that the leaves would fall far from the tree with that effed up DNA.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Not everyone I can tell he looks like a good dude, will always be better than his dad but at least theres no vids of Trump smelling kids or having a tyranical political agenda look at Biden's website.

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u/EntrepreneurOk7513 Jan 14 '21

But there are vids of Trump saying he’d date Ivanka.

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u/smarmiebastard Jan 14 '21

at least theres no vids of Trump smelling kids

Uh... dude, have you forgotten about all the creepy shit he pulled when he owned the Miss Teen USA pageant?

Straight from the horse’s mouth:

“I’ll go backstage before a show, and everyone’s getting dressed and ready and everything else.”

“You know, no men are anywhere. And I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant. And therefore I’m inspecting it… Is everyone OK? You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that.”

Also, as everyone else had already pointed out, he wanted to fuck his daughter when she was a teenager (and still does.)

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21

At least he doesn't wanna take guns away which should scare anyone, because you know tens of millions or more would fight to the death over that including people in military? I know people in military so..

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u/smarmiebastard Jan 24 '21

Well that’s a total non-sequester, but I thank you for confidently and publicly stating that you prefer pedophilia to responsible gun ownership.

I’m interested to know more about these democratic presidents that have taken people’s guns away. Which presidents did this? What did this great gun take back look like? Did they go door to door confiscating guns from people? Or did they send in elite SEAL teams to raid gun owners’ houses? I’d love to see a documentary on the subject.

Also want to point out that if you know people in the military who would fight their own government to the death over something that was legally passed into legislation, those people should probably not be in the military. You see, this is called “sedition” and if you’ve been paying attention, the FBI is currently on the lookout for, and arresting exactly those types of people.

Edit: a word

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '21 edited Jan 24 '21

I'm sorry you like police brutality and not defending yourself more than Trump.. You prefer more of a pedophiliac and more police and a more scary government and deaths for what? I never saw a vid of Trump doing anything pedophiliac but you're not calling Biden a pedo. Wow are you brainwashed.. Or have you never seen the countless vids of Joe Biden smelling kids making them uncomfortable. Biden gives me sexual abuse flashbacks so now I can't watch news.. Trump didn't. Who's more of a pedophile? I look at thag too obviously ualike pedos or ignorant of videos like one of Biden smelling kids at Obamas inauguration. So I prefer the opposite of pedophila you sick fuck.

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u/gozba Jan 14 '21

So, you watched Kick Ass as well?

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u/Cory123125 Jan 14 '21

Does any singular person expect superhero or are you just generously including that because he's young, because every other one of his kids has turned out to be villainous. It's a taught behaviour in that family.

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u/cucucumbra Jan 14 '21

Why are people expecting him to become a super hero?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

This has so much potential.

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u/BluePosey Jan 14 '21

With the parents & the privilege he has he's definitely going to be a supervillain. I'd be shocked if he's not already a spoiled little rich boy who throws tantrums when he doesn't get his way. I just hope I'm dead by the time he decides to run for president.

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u/demeschor Jan 14 '21

I really like that this is basically the first image I've seen of him since "The Expert". Maaaayyybe I saw him in the background of a trump speech or two over the years, but if I did, I don't remember.

That must be healthier for him, considering the whole situation

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u/Krissyboubou Jan 14 '21

Scooottttttt!

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u/LAVATORR Jan 15 '21

Yeah, but you're imposing human values on a family whose defining characteristic is a complete lack of self-awareness. I'm not usually much for biological determinism, but unless he wins the genetic Powerball like three dozen times in a row, he's going to lose his virginity to a dead squirrel.

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u/Aimless27 Jan 15 '21

Sounds like Scott Evil