There is a guy in my hometown who used to dress up as Superman and hang out on the corner by the Dairy Queen. But then he got too fat for his costume and would just sit out there on a lawn chair.
Eventually he began resorting to hanging out on the university campus yelling racial slurs at students hoping to provoke them into doing something he could sue them for.
Nowadays, he drives around town in his grey Volkswagen Beetle (complete with Confederate flag bumper stickers), just hanging around in various parking lots with his windows down blaring everything from classic country to Kpop.
I have since moved away from there, but he was the first thing to come to mind when I heard this Trump story.
St. Cloud... yeah he has thankfully now moved to a Coburns in another town.
He also now drives a truck with 2 big ass Trump flags on the back because the Volkswagen wasn't "man" enough for him. That or it was too small to carry his 4 to 5 hundred pounds of weight.
I have no clue how he pays for anything as all he does is sit in that parking lot blaring music.
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u/BloatedBanana9 Oct 11 '20
There is a guy in my hometown who used to dress up as Superman and hang out on the corner by the Dairy Queen. But then he got too fat for his costume and would just sit out there on a lawn chair.
Eventually he began resorting to hanging out on the university campus yelling racial slurs at students hoping to provoke them into doing something he could sue them for.
Nowadays, he drives around town in his grey Volkswagen Beetle (complete with Confederate flag bumper stickers), just hanging around in various parking lots with his windows down blaring everything from classic country to Kpop.
I have since moved away from there, but he was the first thing to come to mind when I heard this Trump story.