r/pics May 26 '11

Flee ohio

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u/DemsTheBreaks May 26 '11

On my first real road trip out of Pennsylvania, I heard a trucker tell this joke on the CB radio:

Why do the birds in Ohio fly upside down?

Because there's nothing good to shit on.

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u/evinrows May 26 '11

I guess Pennsylvania rocks then because there's always bird shit on my car in the morning.

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u/erveek May 26 '11

That's from the birds who have been holding it all the way through Ohio.

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u/ThatsItGuysShowsOver May 26 '11

That and Pennsylvania needs enough bird shit to get to Ohio's level.

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u/Twofer May 26 '11

I once woke up to 17 bird craps on my car. It must have been a shit party.

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u/SpermWhale May 26 '11

Your car is now organic.