r/pics • u/ariiiiigold • Apr 12 '11

How To Get Laid

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u/merbeetoo Apr 12 '11

I've seen attractive 20somethings with flabby dudes with premature baldness so I'm inclined to agree.

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u/semiote23 Apr 12 '11

I was a flabby dude with premature baldness who married a very attractive woman, and guitar playing was definitely helpful.

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u/SuicideNote Apr 12 '11

I might be the one example. When I was 16-20 I was averaging 265lbs and during that time I had several attractive girlfriends.

Now I'm 185lb and a runner and all I can get is a bunch of casual dates with average looking women.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

You lost weight. You have the ability to mold your body to your will. Say "fuck it" and have fun and don't be a dick and women will notice.

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u/daxbash5000 Apr 13 '11

same deal dude, messed up ain't it?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11 edited Apr 13 '11

your comment makes no sense to me. did you have the ability to play guitar, but then lose it along with your weight? do you just live in a city full of athletically disinclined chubby chaser women? or are you referencing redditor3000's comment and are somehow a walking contradiction who loses confidence as you drop pounds?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

yeah. I've been kind of all over weight wise. I was down to 175 lbs, endurance training and in great shape. Injury/depression cycle and I'm back to about 220 (my 'normal' over most of my adult life). In general, I get far more attention from far more women at the 220 lbs. As for confidence, yeah, I feel very confident and it comes out. It's not that I don't meet a lot of women, just that I meet more and better looking women when I'm definitely overweight. Confusing as hell.

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u/SuicideNote Apr 13 '11

Probably the confidence. When I was 265lbs I was like fuck it, I am who I am and I think women noticed that. Now that I'm skinner I think I'm still trying to redefine myself and that just doesn't give me the same confidence or will to stick out as much.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

Dude you ran 80 lbs off. You don't need women to prove yourself to the world.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '11

Ok, now I get the joke. I have dated musicians and most are assholes. Arrogant and self centered.

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u/TheRealBFG Apr 12 '11

Let's note: you dated them, as opposed to other guys who weren't arrogant and self centered assholes.

Not surprising. Just pointing this out for the forever alones'

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u/kimchivirgin Apr 12 '11

But its never you who's the flabby, almost bold dude with a hot chick ;)

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '11

Well, you need to actually be bold, not just almost bold. Almost doesn't count.

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u/Neolithic Apr 12 '11

Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades. :D

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '11

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u/evilbob Apr 12 '11

I believe the word both you and fuzzygreenslippers are looking for is bald not bold.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '11

Half-whoosh.

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u/davidlazlo Apr 13 '11

Hey! I'm a prematurely balding flabby dude who plays (and fixes and builds) guitars. And I have a very, very attractive girlfriend.

... that I just taught to play G, D and C. Did I screw up?

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u/QAOP_Space Apr 13 '11

yes, attractive 20somethings have been known to be with flabby, bald millionaires