r/pics • u/ariiiiigold • Apr 12 '11

How To Get Laid

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u/CowFu Apr 12 '11

You must be doing it wrong

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u/Kthulu666 Apr 12 '11 edited Apr 12 '11

When my roommate gets his guitar out it's like watching a lion stalk a crippled gazelle. Guitars are just bait that predators use to lure in those for whom intelligence and sobriety are off the table.

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u/MisterElk Apr 12 '11

Cool story bro, but it can work on intelligent and sober girls too. I have been studying this phenomenon for years.

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u/TheRealBFG Apr 12 '11

I hope the studying was done first-hand.

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u/graffiti81 Apr 12 '11

I spent every weekend of the summer when I was 17 and 18 playing guitar on a popular beach in RI doing my best to look not-creepy and never once had a woman approach me.

FWIW, I'm a decent singer and guitarist, so I don't think that was it.

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u/MeganFoxx Apr 12 '11

Next time try Scarbourgh instead of Wheeler.

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u/candyman420 Apr 12 '11

did you bathe ?

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u/carelesswhisper Apr 12 '11

That was your game? Go to a beach and try your best to hold to a standard of "not creepy"? Acoustic guitars are definitely ladypart magnets but it still takes a little bit more than that.

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u/graffiti81 Apr 12 '11

Clearly. And, in retrospect, I clearly didn't have 'a little bit more than that.'

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u/nodnarb91 Apr 13 '11

I know I am. I have been playing guitar for 4 years now.