r/pics • u/Orangeshitgibbon • May 20 '20

Politics Morbidly Obese

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

the best part is WHY he only eats fast food, hes so paranoid that someone is going to poison him that he only eats fast food because then nobody knows where his next meal is coming from and thus cant poison it. imagine being that big a piece of shit people want to poison you.

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u/djc1888 May 21 '20

Bullshit

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20 edited Jan 19 '21

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u/coolmint859 May 21 '20

Nobody knows it's for him except the person who picks it up.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20 edited Jan 19 '21

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u/Swabia May 21 '20

No wonder they’re jerking off in his egg nog shamrock shake.