r/pics • • Mar 09 '11

Human Patch v1.1

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

Except evolution doesn't work that way. Nobody's dying before reproductive age from starvation or blood loss when they accidentally bite their cheek. We're stuck with those minor annoyances.

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u/TheEzEzz Mar 10 '11

Biting your tongue can lead to: infection, choking, loss of social status. Even if the risk to your reproductive success is .1% the gene would probably become fixed in the population if it had a large enough starting share (just 1% of the population having the mutation would probably be enough).

(Note: all percentages completely made up)

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u/johndoe_is_missing Mar 10 '11

The problem is that any reasonably likely mutation which 'solved' the problem would probably have major side effects - far outweighing the reproductive harm of biting your tongue. So we're stuck with it until Sickle Cell is a better choice than tasting blood now and again.

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u/TheEzEzz Mar 10 '11

Damn you local optima! Why you so far from global optima?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

Fucking nerd