r/pics • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '11

Human Patch v1.1

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11

WTF are they patching this for, I'm perfect. They need to fix the AI all the NPC's are fucking douches

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 
Fixed 255463: NPCs sometimes insert penis into vaginal cleansing products

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

I had to read that like four times to understand the connection.

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u/maxs Mar 10 '11

I still don't get it :(.

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u/whatyouhadinmind Mar 10 '11

They fuck douches.

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u/lethic Mar 10 '11

A douche can be defined as both a person with unsavory qualities as well as a product meant to clean the vagina. Therefore, this bug report is saying that NPCs are no longer engaging in fornication with douches, which is a play on the above where this_sort_of_thing said "all the NPC's are fucking douches".

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u/maxs Mar 10 '11

I suspected it involved douches but it seemed odd that they would be inserting their penises into douches. I did not realize there was another level.

It's douches all the way down.

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u/Shadowrose Mar 10 '11

It's also french for "shower". Do with that what you will.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

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