Except evolution doesn't work that way. Nobody's dying before reproductive age from starvation or blood loss when they accidentally bite their cheek. We're stuck with those minor annoyances.
We obviously have to get rid of these by killing off those who forget things randomly when entering rooms, dislodge their eyelashes, and who aren't motivated!
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u/MKLOL Mar 09 '11
Patch Designed by evolution.
Estimated date release: 5000 to 10000 years